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Azer
Blue Dragon will make a AR1 max CS Renard map and rank it on the next April Fools.
kriers

silmarilen wrote:

wait waaaat? gladi was tarantino? i thought it was kriers! :o
For real? :o
MillhioreF

Azer wrote:

Blue Dragon will make a AR1 max CS Renard map and rank it on the next April Fools.
I'd play the hell out of that, someone get him to make it
Bass
Leorda/Kawayi Rika/Roddie becomes BAT (Gabe)

Due to end of the MATs, Leorda and Roddie automatically became BATs
Azer

MillhioreF wrote:

Azer wrote:

Blue Dragon will make a AR1 max CS Renard map and rank it on the next April Fools.
I'd play the hell out of that, someone get him to make it
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING FOR...
Macacito
bd please do it
Shohei Ohtani
Milkshake will be a MAT (Seph)
Can never happen anymore

Gabe become the YOUNGEST BAT (0814587134)
Elly is 13 I think so I think this is also one that can never happen.

Bass/Konei/-Bakari-/popner/Nichiyouki becomes MAT (Gabe)
Nyquill/dkun/I will get MAT somehow (Mr Color)
I know that these have multiple people in them and they're already green, but the other people can't happen due to the loss of the MAT.
Macacito
can we still add predictions?
Shohei Ohtani


Reading is fun
silmarilen

Shiro wrote:

_Gezo_ wrote:

Shiro back to BAT.
This is now impossible. Sorry.
orly?
Macacito
i don't like reading (i don't know why you deleted this post i made, its ok im used to)
Yuzeyun

silmarilen wrote:

Shiro wrote:

This is now impossible. Sorry.
orly?
i won
i swear i should've bet 50 bucks it would happen
Yuzeyun
may i have some updates please
excepted my 6066pp prediction as i hit 6070
Tsukimi Luna
Didnt mancuso become a BAT for a while now?

Also Agnes has been green for a while
Yuzeyun
The second states that she would become an Admin. Would GMT also count as admin ?
and mancuso BAT is greened already, look at my quote in the OP, for the update. :V
Seph
dkun is getting closer already :v
primrose
10,000 users online ! (_Gezo_) According to this, yes
osu!mania tournament (Frizz) Confirmed(it's a unofficial tournament but it's still a tournament)
2.5 million players (Don Omar) Yup
osu! will have 2,222,222 users. (0814587134) Yup?
A total of 1.25 Billion ranked plays. (0814587134) Yup
New game mode (Don Omar) osu!mania
peppy makes another update most players hate. (Kaona) People are raging on new UI so yup?
kanopu 1 A (_Gezo_) https://osu.ppy.sh/u/kanopu according to his/her profile, yes
silmarilen
osu!mania isnt from 2013
BrokenArrow
and that kanopu prediction was most likely about taiko, I guess
Yuzeyun

BrokenArrow wrote:

and that kanopu prediction was most likely about taiko, I guess
Else I wouldn't predict this, silly boy !

Need more updates, please. On a monthly basis would be the best ! I will thank anyone giving fragments.
edit: what's with these things added in bbstuff
Shohei Ohtani
Most of the alumnis will come back (Gabe)
Most of the BAT will go alumni (Gabe)
Define most lol

A new Valhalla thread will appear in all its glory (jjrocks)
Does the mother's day thread?

a new popular map/song will replace gangnam style (happy30)
ouran's Bad Apple won't the "1st most played map ever", Gangnam Style some map will replace the 1st most played. (0814587134)
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/87630

New maps will still be ranked when they suck terribly and shouldn't be. (Lizzehb)
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/24610
Um like there's probably one

Score rank will become obsolete. (Anzo-nii)
um like

I will be under rank 100 (Gatyaa)
Rank 1238 as of now

I will just endlessly drop on CTB rank, though. (Static Noise Bird)
um yeah

Mara will become the sexiest man in all of Finland (Udipia)
Implying this wasn't always true
Naikaze

Mara wrote:

I FC BASARA single-tap (Gatyaa)
Eeyup.

Topic Starter
Mara
aww man I thought you were going to do it with mouse only

but gratz dude, you guys can already put red on mine since I lost faith on singletapping it mouse only
Naikaze
I might try that later.
Topic Starter
Mara

Mara wrote:

you guys can already put red on mine since I lost faith on singletapping it mouse only
Sometimes I should just shut up.



Video coming up.

Bass
A huge copyright agency finds about osu! and see how it's based on copyrighted music and a huge shitstorm emerges (Valentiino)

Kind of... DMCA... Skrillex... and such.
Birdy

CDFA wrote:

I will just endlessly drop on CTB rank, though. (Static Noise Bird)
um yeah
I knew this would happen

BUT I HAD DREAMS

and there was even one peak
kriers
and I was so sure thelewa would be the first level 103. At this rate it's going to be Rizzo.
Shohei Ohtani
silmarilen
yeah if only ctb counted
Naikaze

Mara wrote:

Mara wrote:

you guys can already put red on mine since I lost faith on singletapping it mouse only
Sometimes I should just shut up.



Video coming up.

omfg grats man.

Mara Lunatic Gaming #1 2013
Froslass

Mara wrote:

[*]I will meet [Luanny] at some point. (Blue Dragon)
yup
Shohei Ohtani
dam
silmarilen
grats, now you have lots of babies?
Kyonko Hizara
It's happening
Froslass
Cookiezi will no longer be important to the community by the end of 2013. (Hika)

Bweh
what chart is that?
Yoeri

Brian OA wrote:

what chart is that?
https://osu.ppy.sh/p/ppv2
Topic Starter
Mara
That counting forum game thread gets locked. (Anzo-nii) dkun locked it
I will make a "JJ's trip to..." thread (jjrocks) http://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/147658
unfunny and uninteresting thread gets locked and wastelanded. (silmarilen) yup
Another beatmap similar to 2B will be created. (Anzo-nii) https://osu.ppy.sh/b/272317 does this count?
bancho will fail. (burningapple) bancho has been down a bit?
osu! for Windows Phone (Don Omar) not official, but t/121936
We hit 3 million users (Kyonko Hizara) yup
A new hyperpro player will rise. (Shiro) waxman waxman waxman
More drama. (Lizzehb) I'm pretty sure that this has happened already
White Wolf will not quit but will instead start an epic osu! stream with me. (JAKANYAN) IIRC, JAKA mentioned something about having getting this done, verification needed tho
Gaddafi gets banned. (fartownik) Did he get banned? I don't find him
Powerdrone makes an appearance (Mr Color) p/2248954/
I will meet [Luanny] at some point. (Blue Dragon) yup


A map will be unranked and never reranked. (Shiro) (https://osu.ppy.sh/s/88465) this map seems to be ranked now, so dunno
Big Money will rot in the graveyard. (MillhioreF) apparently it got deleted?
All the best players in the tag 2 tournament will turn out to be horrible at tag 2, and mara will somehow win. (Nyquill) never happened
Mara will become the sexiest man in all of Finland (Udipia) nah
Froslass

Mara wrote:

Another beatmap similar to 2B will be created. (Anzo-nii) https://osu.ppy.sh/b/272317 does this count?
In any case, there's ykcarrot's Trapce as well.
Yoeri
How is Trapce similar to that?
Froslass
Trapce is a 2B-styled map because of its unrankable/rule-breaking lsliders which are, for its only intent, following the song and making the map different.
[Luanny]
Cookiezi again will quit osu and come back later this year (Tanzklaue) YUP (and banned)
There will be at least one major case of hacking/cheating (Tanzklaue) YUP ^
A famous/good player user will be found out cheating and gets banned, then drama around it, creating new filters for IRC. (Blue Dragon) YUP justin bieber is best
Mania maps ranked, 4K maps will cause drama (_Gezo_) YUP sadly...
osz2 will not be introduced (Lance) Oh well... I doubt it will happen this year
A fan project for osu (osu!RPG, osu!monthly, etc.) will show up and die out in the same year (jjrocks) I think osu!monthly died again?
bancho will fail. (burningapple) oh well
I will play for germany in the next OWC (Zarerion) Didn't happen

I wonder when the '14 predictions thread will be made
Trash Boat
The post you are looking for is no longer available.
Sethlied

battler077 wrote:

Blazevoir will be the queen of osu!mania
osu!mania is finally dead
Trash Boat
Actually, this one wasn't that bad
Tsukimi Luna
Hahahahaha so funy
silmarilen
why am i not surprised to see battler and sethlied be the ones to make new predictions
cheesiest
^
Mara will also stream 300 BPM with his feet. (Udipia)

i saw this w/ my own eyes confirming
Shellghost
I actually came in this thread to say "inb4 retards make new 2013 predictions in late November."

Then lo and behold.
UnderminE
Unfortunately
Kanye West
I like how the very first prediction on that list is by a multi-account
Zeraph

Shellghost wrote:

I actually came in this thread to say "inb4 retards make new 2013 predictions in late November."

Then lo and behold.
at least you know where you're posting in! :^)
Trash Boat
Used to be a bad pun here
AmberLynx
wow
Trash Boat
the post you are looking for is no longer available.
AmberLynx
no
silmarilen

salted_nuts wrote:

no
Topic Starter
Mara
thelewa will be #1 on the pp ranking (Gabe) He was #1 for a moment

Actually seems like the google site hasn't been updated, I guess I will update it myself via OP soon.
silmarilen
Cookiezi will have over1000 spectators (Don Omar)
Trash Boat
well, at least 1 of these has been completed successfully
Shellghost
Just stop posting.
Kanye West

Shellghost wrote:

Just stop posting.
silmarilen

Kanye West wrote:

Shellghost wrote:

Just stop posting.
mathexpert

battler077 wrote:

silmarilen will divorce of BRS, then marry again with other character. peppy will make an account for his cousin, called pippy. the website will suffer another DDoS attack. i may get married with an anime character(or not). NEDM will change his username to other chosen at random. mekadon will also change her username to mekadosu!
holy crap you might actually do even more meth than me

color me impressed
Rorona

mathexpert wrote:

battler077 wrote:

silmarilen will divorce of BRS, then marry again with other character. peppy will make an account for his cousin, called pippy. the website will suffer another DDoS attack. i may get married with an anime character(or not). NEDM will change his username to other chosen at random. mekadon will also change her username to mekadosu!
holy crap you might actually do even more meth than me

color me impressed
he might even do megameth
[Luanny]
what the fuck this guy
silmarilen
i find it cute how he is still making predictions even tho everybody is laughing at him and the year only has 1 month left.
its almost as if he doesnt realise how stupid he makes himself look.
Oinari-sama
lol is it time to check the lotto tickets again?
Seph

Kanye West wrote:

I like how the very first prediction on that list is by a multi-account
I wonder :^)
Trash Boat
now it's 14
AmberLynx

battler077 wrote:

who said that it was for this year?






ot; battler077 for biggest fag '13
Mogsy
my prediction of '13 is that this thread is dumb

wait i didn't need a prediction to tell me that
Trash Boat
nvm, we love you amber
NotEvenDoomMusic
i wish i could sacrifice you, so that friendok is coming back.
or saigonalice.

rip in peace saigonalice whereever you might be.
Yuzeyun
/facepalm

I know a prediction thread I won't collaborate with.
DaddyCoolVipper
I predict that battler's thread will be locked before getting anywhere.

The thing is, I wouldn't be against it but I just know he won't bother to update the list of predictions.
Trash Boat
I kinda regret of editing this one
boat
lol mad
[Luanny]
lol what
Trash Boat
and then there were none
Zare
I will be somewhat known as a good german player (Zarerion)
I will play for germany in the next OWC (Zarerion)
Ahahahahahaha

I will get at least 2 maps ranked (Zarerion)
I'm gonna get this at least, unless I have the worst luck
Yuzeyun

Zarerion wrote:

I will get at least 2 maps ranked (Zarerion)
I'm gonna get this at least, unless I have the worst luck
fits me best, always ranking shit in >200 days LOL

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

I predict that battler's thread will be locked before getting anywhere.

The thing is, I wouldn't be against it but I just know he won't bother to update the list of predictions.
That said, I started updating (mostly regarding *you know what*) but I'll need some help about that, I did not have every piece yet.
sure thing I'll not turn red this year lmao
Liiraye
Well that was a fun read.
silmarilen
There'll be a new prediction of world's end and again, nothing will happen. (Powersocke)

close enough? i didnt watch the video because its probably another bullshit thing, but if we have to believe the title we will all die this year?
Trash Boat
nothing interesting here
Yoeri
How about fuck off.
Trash Boat
no need to be mad, bumper. at least, not for now
Yuzeyun
Prediction for 2014 : battler will stop shitposting
Topic Starter
Mara

_Gezo_ wrote:

Prediction for 2014 : battler will stop shitposting
Gonna put this one red already.
laport
Most viewed threads will be by forum poster 1. Mara 2. Mara and coming third Mara

partly because users browsing this forum thread by strager will be locked&wasted
Songs will be mapped using AR7 or 8, and these will be the best maps.
Yuzeyun

Mara wrote:

_Gezo_ wrote:

Prediction for 2014 : battler will stop shitposting
Gonna put this one red already.
I love you already.
Trash Boat
another prediction: Merry Christmas
Yuzeyun


also let's do this guys. finish off updating the prediction list and make 2014
Shohei Ohtani


</3

Although apparently a lot of people think I'm a Chat Op, so I got that going.
Trash Boat
Happy new year
Yuzeyun

CDFA wrote:



</3

Although apparently a lot of people think I'm a Chat Op, so I got that going.
A lot of people want me as tBAT so I got that going


Predictions that need confirmation
Exactly 4 "unexpected" people will rise to some form of position [Mat/Admin/Chat mod etc.] (Vext)
Most of the alumnis will come back (Gabe)
Most of the BAT will go alumni (Gabe)
Azure_Kite will either disappear forever or come in so rarely that nobody who is anybody will remember who I am. (Azure_Kite)
Someone well known will vanish forever without anyone knowing why. (Vext)
I'm going to transcend. (thelewa)
Someone important will die. (Apex)
Niko quits permanently. (fartownik)
I will quit Osu. (AliceSuyeong)
AliceSuyeong will not quit Osu. (Kanye West)
Akai- will return and become the best female player again. (she)
DiamondCrash and NotShinta will come back on osu! and I will be able to say Hi to both for once. (Gabe)
I will return to playing and quit a few moments later. (JAKANYAN)
Gaddafi gets banned. (fartownik)
About 10~ well known players end up being caught up cheating. (fartownik)
Some famous guy in the community will do something that's not really bad, but will get banned and peppy won't allow him back. (Blue Dragon)
Massive banhammer, at least 3 well-known people will get banned and result in drama (Frizz)
Someone I don't like will get banned, and I will pretend to be sad but be secretly happy inside. (Ekaru)
Someone will call me an asshole to admitting to being happy about someone's ban. (Ekaru)
A new Valhalla thread will appear in all its glory (jjrocks)
_Gezo_ keeps making pointless predictions (Mr Color)
I will still be an asshole in Off-Topic (Mr Color)
Someone famous IRL registers to the forums and we know about it. (fartownik)
A new subforum for a country is created. (fartownik)
At least 3 finns will get silenced for posting NSFW. (Mara)
That ^ < v forum game thread gets locked. (Anzo-nii)
Zelda will finish a map. (Zelda)
3 maps from the same author (mapper) make it to the list. (fartownik)
One song will reach 10 ranked maps of itself (the exact same song, not arranges of it). (fartownik)
Another beatmap similar to 2B will be created. (Anzo-nii)
Blue Dragon is still going to make impossible maps and approve them (Gabe)
A new mapping style will be introduced. (Lizzehb)
I have a map in best of 2012 (Six Trillion Years and Overnight Story) but only one. (NatsumeRin)
o'er the flood or the nature of dying (or goddamn, just any grumd map) will get on #2. (Static Noise Bird)
I won't have over 3 ranked mapsets though. (Static Noise Bird)
A fan project for osu (osu!RPG, osu!monthly, etc.) will show up and die out in the same year (jjrocks)
bancho will fail. (burningapple)
osu! will stay in its stagnant state (dNextGen)
osu! arcade goes to some other country, and great success. (Blue Dragon)
peppy makes osu! look like the most awesome game ever. (Sulker)
There will be an osu!con. (animask)
There will be a great new osu! meme. (animask)
osu! will appear on TV/any kind of documentary/newspaper/etc. (Snepif)
puush will go down for at least 24 hours. (Wojjan)
Niko will FC four dimensions or get #1 on it. (Bass)
I pass Mendes single-tap (Gatyaa)
I FC Deathstream comp (Gatyaa)
Mara will be able to pass Stamp On The Ground with his feet (Gabe)
At least 6 players will beat Cookiezi's score on Airman, adding HD or HR. (Varetyr)
People will continue to complain about FL. (JAKANYAN)
Mara will also stream 300 BPM with his feet. (Udipia)
someone from NL will get into top25 pp (silmarilen)
Tapping (RPM/tablet tap + x) is used by most of the pro players. (fartownik)
A new hyperpro player will rise. (Shiro)
A brazilian player will reach the top 50 pp ([Luanny])
A new mouse pro player will appear ([Luanny])
More pro mouse-only players will appear. (Anzo-nii)
I will be somewhat known as a good german player (Zarerion)
Elysion will be the best female player in osu!. (Hika)
I will be best female osu! player (Kyonko Hizara)
People will finally recognize my playing for once then I will become more popular. (Hika)
I will hit max on a spinner. (Hika)
Niko will reach the top 3 of performance rankings. (Varetyr)
I will become the next goreshit. (Static Noise Bird)
I'll have 3,000 standard pp. (Static Noise Bird)
I will just endlessly drop on CTB rank, though. (Static Noise Bird)
I will play for germany in the next OWC (Zarerion)
I will participate in TWC 2013, lose, and leave forever. (Backfire)
Backfire will participate in TWC 2013, lose, claim he's going to leave forever, and then eventually come back. (Ekaru)
All the best players in the tag 2 tournament will turn out to be horrible at tag 2, and mara will somehow win. (Nyquill)

And all the rest in the last section.
Topic Starter
Mara

_Gezo_ wrote:

I will quit Osu. (AliceSuyeong) banned, does that count?
I will still be an asshole in Off-Topic (Mr Color) true
A new subforum for a country is created. (fartownik) false
At least 3 finns will get silenced for posting NSFW. (Mara) true
That ^ < v forum game thread gets locked. (Anzo-nii) false
Another beatmap similar to 2B will be created. (Anzo-nii) true
bancho will fail. (burningapple) I think it has?
Mara will be able to pass Stamp On The Ground with his feet (Gabe) false, sorry didn't even try
Mara will also stream 300 BPM with his feet. (Udipia) false
someone from NL will get into top25 pp (silmarilen) false
All the best players in the tag 2 tournament will turn out to be horrible at tag 2, and mara will somehow win. (Nyquill) never happened
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