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The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted *pelvic thrust* OOOO YAH

I wish for an unstoppable, failsafe doomsday-weapon which has no weak-spot and cannot be countered by anything and which when triggered destroys the entire universe.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted. It destroys the universe.

I wish I wasn't so bitter at times
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, now you're sour.

I wish for :)
Mara
4,907 posts
Joined November 2009
Mara
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Granted, you're dumped in a sea of coke.

However you're dumped in there with cement boots, so you're dragged to the bottom of the coke sea where you drown.

I wish for my SB in this to get finished.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you get banned for advertising your map on a serious thread.

I wish that I could sleep at night.
qlum
481 posts
Joined October 2008
qlum
granted but you can't wakeup


I don't want this topic to move to page 2 jet
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but it already happened.

I wish that JarJarJacob stayed a zombie.
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Granted but he eats your massive brains.

I wish... I could make a wish. A real one. That came true with no repercussions and stuff.
Neo@lex
1,345 posts
Here since the beginning
Neo@lex
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The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted, the outrage of widespread availability to internet porn and copyright violations kill the internet forever.

I wish I had an easily corruptible wish.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but one day you accidentally wish for something that corrupts into you dying a violent death and everyone getting all of your possessions.

I wish that I can finish my homework quickly and easily while doing a really good job on it yet learn all the information required.
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted, but since you didn't specify what the information was required for, you learn nothing.

I wish people stopped typing "osu!" as "Osu!"
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
granted; they now call it osu, losing the exclamation mark.

I wish for a miracle
Torran
724 posts
Joined November 2008
Torran
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, but I revived Weegee yet he still isn't funny, so that contradicts your wish.

I wish for an SRB2 Update. One that didn't fuck up the game. One that wasn't too big, could still use mods, had no viruses, didn't lag like hell, and that it had interesting and skippable cutscenes.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Granted, but I revived Weegee yet he still isn't funny, so that contradicts your wish.
No, YOU're just not funny.
And weegee isn't an in-joke, it's just awful.

And granted, but you suck at it.

I wish you left already.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but now that Gifted Gamer guy is here.

I wish I can witness a banning (and that means not me).
The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted. Whitney Houston sings loudly into your ear.

I wish for more money. :3
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, mo' money, mo' problems.

I wish for someone to smile.
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, he corrupts every wish you make.

I wish my genie didn't do that.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted, he now only corrupts 98% of your wishes rather than EVERY wish.

I wish I knew what I wanted for Christmas.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, you want dirt.
THE GENIE SAYS YOU DO SO SHUT UP

I wish Powerdrone only got dirt for Christmas.
Torran
724 posts
Joined November 2008
Torran
Granted, but you only get coal.

I wish for Spore.
The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted, enjoy being eaten from the inside out by carnivorous fungi.
I wish I could reverse this timeline, six months back.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but I reverse too and arrive in April.

I wish for the full researched numeral value of pi, as in the circumference of a circle when the circle's diameter is 1.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but then the genie kills you for being obsessed with pi.

I wish that the drama would stop and Weegee would die.
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted. You're now OBSESSED with mapping.

I wish Wojjan would stop making flame wars.
Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
No...

I wish Weegee would stop trying to start drama.
qlum
481 posts
Joined October 2008
qlum
granted he renamed himself and continued

I wish that I am borred
Neo@lex
1,345 posts
Here since the beginning
Neo@lex
Granted, but everything becomes awesome. (The OP doesn't mention anything about the side-effect being negative)

I wish the dark prophecy would come true.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but it's a flashlight without batteries prophecy. *WeegeevsWeegee adds batteries*

I wish for lolcats pictures.
Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
Well, you don't get one.

I wish I had 55 cents for the gum in the vending machine.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, the gum doesn't come out.

I wish I had the 55 cents to get the gum and another pack of gum.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, but the machine keeps rejecting you 50 cent coin.

I wish I was here earlier so I could make a remark on Weegee's wishes.
Xgor
Elite Mapper
2,534 posts
Joined April 2009
Xgor
Granted!
You get a time machine so you can travel back in time but when you travled in time you changed time so you didn't post in this thread, thus creating a time paradox that's stopping you to post in this tread.

I wish i could draw much better.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but writing/drawing utencils dissolve when you touch them, so you are incapable of drawing.

I wish for H4x0r151|\|G 5|<1|_|_5
The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted, but I can't read what the FACK that says so you get a bag of sand.

I wish for, a new fate.
Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted. Now you're on the streets begging for a home.

I wish for happy holidays.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted. Easter 2004 was happy in Germany, wish you were there!
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted, and a black hole destroys you.

I wish that my previous sentence made sense.
Lilac
Elite Mapper
1,515 posts
Joined December 2008
Lilac
Granted, but for making sense of that sentence, you fail.

I wish boredom would die.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but opposites die together, so fun dies with it.

I wish for the moderators to stop making our posts wait to be approved.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
granted, now they simply take away your right to speak

I'll have what he's having.
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The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted, one slice of chocolate cake coming right up.

I wish I could get over feelings of nostalgia.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, you become an amnesiac

I wish nothing.
qlum
481 posts
Joined October 2008
qlum
nothing it is you don't have anyting left not even your body

I wish all I want
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
But you want nothing so now you have nothing.

I wish for grammatical stability.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted, you're hit by a car the day after and unfortunately become paralyzed for the rest of your life, thus never being able to exploit your knowledge.

I wish for a legion of doom.
Torran
724 posts
Joined November 2008
Torran
Granted, 10,000 CDs of Doom bury you.

I wish for an osu! PC clone.
thepianist
544 posts
Joined March 2009
thepianist
Granted, but it each map you download costs $9.99 / difficulty after legal battles with with the RIAA.

I wish for the color blue
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Senbon
480 posts
Joined September 2008
Senbon
Granted, but then Tom Dickinson will come and blend everything in your house. Including the tomato!

I wish we can all just get along~
Torran
724 posts
Joined November 2008
Torran
Granted, humans no longer exist.

I wish for Pippi.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted. One day, Pippi enters your room abruptly an-- *Use your imagination*
Senbon
480 posts
Joined September 2008
Senbon
I wish that you posted a wish.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but the post is invisible, rendering it useless.

I wish that I didn't fuck up on Soroban2000 today. :(
Froslass
Beatmap Nominator
9,345 posts
Joined July 2008
Froslass
Granted, but Soroban2000 fucked you.

I wish i had an angel. [gogogogo nightwish]
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but you get Dokuro-Chan.

I wish that Santa will put me on his nice list.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
SANTA DOESN'T EXIST

I wish it was Christmas right now.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but your parents forgot to buy gifts

I wish for fish pie
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
SPOILER
Christmas isn't about gifts, it's about the spirit of shari- *shot*
Granted in your face

I wish this was better.
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but your not aloud to read it.

I wish for another wish
Mara
4,907 posts
Joined November 2009
Mara
Granted, but that wish doesn't work at all.

I wish MittenMasterzz will reply next.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted-- wait what?

I wish for a package containing blood.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted. It's your own blood.

I wish for a koala.
The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted, one roasted Koala baby coming up. Would you like pepper on that?

I wish I had three baked potatoes.
Henkie
728 posts
Joined July 2008
Henkie
Granted, I did gave you mine though.
I wish someone cool grants the wish in which I wish that someone cool grants the wish... etc
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted. You earn no benefits in this wish

I wish for Japan to be blown up, it's not like the economy is a big world feeder or anything.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, but the thing blowing it up also blows up Belgium.

I wish for an SRB2 Update ;_; IT'S BEEN 4 DAMN MONTHS!
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but you get randomly blown up as well.

I wish that my friend would log on.
Lilac
Elite Mapper
1,515 posts
Joined December 2008
Lilac
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted. You accidentally the economy instead.

I wish I had a windows 7.
mekadon_old
mekadon_old
Granted, but get Wojjan as a bonus item.

I wish to pass JPLT2
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but you can't pass KQMU3

I wish I had a 2 Terabyte hard drive.
The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted, but to pay it off you need a job. Enjoy your new walmart nickname.

I wish people would stop making wishes and do shit instead.
Torran
724 posts
Joined November 2008
Torran
Granted, but you and everyone else becomes WeegeevsWeegee's slave.

Due to a previously stated wish we can no longer make a wish.

403 Forbidden
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone

soradg123 wrote:

Granted, but you and everyone else becomes WeegeevsWeegee's slave.

Due to a previously stated wish we can no longer make a wish.

403 Forbidden
Granted. We now have hope. Hope is a demon bitch.

I really hope that this problem gets fixed.
anonymous_old
0 posts
Here since the beginning
anonymous_old

Powerdrone311 wrote:

Granted. We now have hope. Hope is a demon bitch.

I really hope that this problem gets fixed.
Granted, but no you have to pay $19.99/month to tech support.

I wish i wasn't banned from IRC.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted. You're banned from Forum Games/Random instead.

I wish for a magical pencil.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted, but it gives you 3 kinds of AIDS. :3

I would enjoy a boosterjuice.
remmi892
32 posts
Joined December 2009
remmi892
Granted,but nobody knows WTF it is and you got ninja'd 1000 times.


I wish i had a good avatar
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
...You didn't wish.

I wish someone would mod my brand new beatmap.
Henkie
728 posts
Joined July 2008
Henkie
Wish will be granted, just don't know when or by who.
I wish for a free trip to my girl.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted. Go upstairs to your mother, you.

I wish people didn't baw so much in here
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, now they rage.

I wish the title screen of osu! would say (Copyright symbol) 2007-2010.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
do you ever read the date of the previous post when you post?
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
I am purposely not wishing in any post I make to boycot this thread and to send the singal to stop doing this.

None of the last few pages had anything remotely worth reading.
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
You could have let the last post go to weegee, since granting one's wish is against the rules.
OsuMaster123_old
5 posts
Joined December 2009
OsuMaster123_old
TO ABOVE ME (JInxyjem) granted, your banned from this post,

i wish i was sonic
The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted, you no longer exists.

I wish this thread would be locked.
qlum
481 posts
Joined October 2008
qlum
granted but not now
I also wish that this necroed tread will be locked
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