Why would you use any stats like that lol. I don't even know where they get the data from but even if it is from tournaments or something it's not the same to get a win on X hero against Na'Vi or Alliance than getting it against some shit team. Also, DotA being a team game I don't think stats matter that much. :/
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I don't yoke. SingSing is streaming right now! Happiest day of my life, cheesus.
Ofcourse I miss the day
SingSing 0 death QOP
wtf did i just stumble upon
NSFW content \o\
NSFW content \o\
SPOILER
LD shivered as his lover ran his long fingers down his spine and over his womanly hips. He quivered with anticipation as each finger deftly touched all the right buttons and LD knew he had finally found the man with a midas touch. His own manhood started to engorge as he tried to turn to face the man accosting him; the man he had watched from afar so many times, yet had only shared brief moments in the flesh.
His efforts were in vain. His lover kept him rooted in place and the sticky residue of the gaming booth's last occupant made his movements sluggish.
"Burning-San," cried LD. "Let me touch your glorious lance just this once." But he already knew the answer would be no. The DK juggernaut would not listen to him. He would simply take what he wanted and be gone.
Suddenly LD was roughly pushed to the ground. There was no point in struggling, his dominator was simply too big. He had been lonely for the past 30 minutes, but now was his time to make his mark, take his spoils.
"BURNING -SAAAAAAAAAN," screamed LD. "Please be gent- LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" He was cut short as he felt a sharp pain enter him from behind. Hot with lust they fell to the floor writhing in ecstasy as each long hard push was followed by another, and then another. He felt his inner defences fall as one final long thrust entered his now spent rectum filling it with the couriers of the DNA replicas of his man.
There they lay in silence. As his lover went to move off LD grabbed his wrist and sighed "no." For now he was content. For now he was complete. For now his insides... were Burning.
His efforts were in vain. His lover kept him rooted in place and the sticky residue of the gaming booth's last occupant made his movements sluggish.
"Burning-San," cried LD. "Let me touch your glorious lance just this once." But he already knew the answer would be no. The DK juggernaut would not listen to him. He would simply take what he wanted and be gone.
Suddenly LD was roughly pushed to the ground. There was no point in struggling, his dominator was simply too big. He had been lonely for the past 30 minutes, but now was his time to make his mark, take his spoils.
"BURNING -SAAAAAAAAAN," screamed LD. "Please be gent- LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" He was cut short as he felt a sharp pain enter him from behind. Hot with lust they fell to the floor writhing in ecstasy as each long hard push was followed by another, and then another. He felt his inner defences fall as one final long thrust entered his now spent rectum filling it with the couriers of the DNA replicas of his man.
There they lay in silence. As his lover went to move off LD grabbed his wrist and sighed "no." For now he was content. For now he was complete. For now his insides... were Burning.
^For everybody that didn't understand the context :
Was on LD's facebook page
Was on LD's facebook page
Yolo doto, best doto.
http://www.twitch.tv/beyondthesummit/c/3090774
http://www.twitch.tv/beyondthesummit/c/3090774
That was one of the best game i ever seen :3. rly .Tetsu wrote:
Yolo doto, best doto.
http://www.twitch.tv/beyondthesummit/c/3090774
RU doto is best indeed,dunno why people always hyping the china dota
^LOL
BS Thirst is now global
what a Keepo update
BS Thirst is now global
what a Keepo update
alche chemical rage no longer provide bonus hp instead of giving him gigantic hp regen.
incoming new meta \o/
incoming new meta \o/
That's a disgusting amount of buffs for the offlane holy. I'm not even going to dare to think of a possible meta change.
I haven't even read the changes for the hero @_@
I haven't even read the changes for the hero @_@
Oh god looooooolMercurial wrote:
Hi guys...
did you know?
GOTTAGOFAST FAGGETS.
too much changes holy shit
hahaha wp IceFag
bloodsekeer is the newest Speed's sig hero now
bloodsekeer is the newest Speed's sig hero now
LOOOOOOOLLL
i can't imagine if it was on chase with spirit breaker
i can't imagine if it was on chase with spirit breaker
BLOODSEEKER SPONSORING FERRARI K
omg I won GLaDOS announcer... Am I lucky? \:D/
omg I won GLaDOS announcer... Am I lucky? \:D/
Lol. Just imagine a Spirit breaker charging a lane from the base and while he's running at fullspeed halfway through, Bloodseeker suddenly comes from behind and just passes like "whaddup bitch, cya later." and speeds away from him xd
(alternative case : "Hey Spirit Breaker." *running beside him* "It'd be a shame..." *still running alongside him* "If I ruptured you..." *Proceed with ulti and run past him to do your usual business*)
PS : Courier snipe solo mid is gonna be a horrible change... mid lane (or somebody in the team) always has to make sure in the first 3 minutes that he has to keep track on moving the courier in some detour or else somebody's gonna kill it to and fro the mid hero <-> base)
(alternative case : "Hey Spirit Breaker." *running beside him* "It'd be a shame..." *still running alongside him* "If I ruptured you..." *Proceed with ulti and run past him to do your usual business*)
PS : Courier snipe solo mid is gonna be a horrible change... mid lane (or somebody in the team) always has to make sure in the first 3 minutes that he has to keep track on moving the courier in some detour or else somebody's gonna kill it to and fro the mid hero <-> base)
Or just move back half a step behind your tower when receiving items?
The courier can't get one shot anymore though.
Icefrog, really? What the fuck.
That Bloodseeker speed boost was pretty funny tho.
That Bloodseeker speed boost was pretty funny tho.
This is more imba.
Venge:Also, hide your children, women and Kunkka first, Night Stalker is coming. Axe is now an NBA star.
- Can now use Blink Dagger
VS can go mid and farm fast Agha and Blink now. Swap into shift queued Blink is just way too strong, even better than Bat's Lasso I'd say.
New meta
So many games to watch, but so little time
Now Bloodseeker can be considered a very tank
IceFrog :
Why are people mostly concerned about blink Pudge and VS? They already implemented ways to combat the reason they were banned on those 2 heroes in the first place >.>.
Not because of the cliff bug of course, but because a good Pudge player with blink can land more hooks now that he can manouver more than with force staff, and also venge initiation with blink into lvl 2/3 swap. I still like the patch, except for the bloodseeker and slark thing.Soulclenz wrote:
Why are people mostly concerned about blink Pudge and VS? They already implemented ways to combat the reason they were banned on those 2 heroes in the first place >.>.
Very true. IMO though there are more troubling things with this patch haha.druidxd wrote:
Not because of the cliff bug of course, but because a good Pudge player with blink can land more hooks now that he can manouver more than with force staff, and also venge initiation with blink into lvl 2/3 swap. I still like the patch, except for the bloodseeker and slark thing.Soulclenz wrote:
Why are people mostly concerned about blink Pudge and VS? They already implemented ways to combat the reason they were banned on those 2 heroes in the first place >.>.
So Pudge and VS can use Blink dagger now huh?
as if there weren't enough reason to worry about them :/
as if there weren't enough reason to worry about them :/
am i the only one bothered with the new buyback system?
I don't like it now I can't do that die-rage buyback-tp-instant farm thing on pubs anymore. 
You forgot about the fact that you are gonna lose the lane against pretty much everything.Tshemmp wrote:
VS can go mid and farm fast Agha and Blink now. Swap into shift queued Blink is just way too strong, even better than Bat's Lasso I'd say.
It's not that bad IMO, it stops pubs rage buyback and also makes buybacking a not so good choice, before you could for example buyback and go farm and get the buyback gold back in 1-2 minutes and get extra XP that you wouldn't get if you were dead, so it was a win-win situation, also furion buyback -> tp -> rax. It makes the players more worried about dying and having to buyback and it punishes you more for every mistake you make, so it's fine IMO.Pizzicato wrote:
am i the only one bothered with the new buyback system?
Also another beast change was Broodmama, I'm guessing she will be picked/banned in competitive play now.
I don't know what got changed to Broodmother but if she still has shit laning it won't be any good.
Well, her webs are bigger and allow unhindered movement through trees and cliffs, that's her major change.Wishy wrote:
I don't know what got changed to Broodmother but if she still has shit laning it won't be any good.
I can see the usefulness of that but her spiderling bounty is still the same and they will still get pushed back to anyone determined enough to do so.
BM won't be picked until bounty is changed on those lings. Too many heroes can just insta lings nowadays
6.79 got implemented sooner than i expected 
It doesnt really matters as they can just hide in the trees... can they?yeahyeahyeahhh wrote:
BM won't be picked until bounty is changed on those lings. Too many heroes can just insta lings nowadays
ES looks fun to play again, that fissure got sooo much range now.
anyone have the link to the vod of this ? http://www.joindota.com/en/matches/8411 ... eed-gaming
i dont care if its russian or in pinoys languange
cant watch this match last night because dailymotion is a fucking dick and i hope they disband immediately
i dont care if its russian or in pinoys languange
cant watch this match last night because dailymotion is a fucking dick and i hope they disband immediately
..why?dNextGen wrote:
and i hope they disband immediately
At least dailymotion doesn't lag as horrible as twitch does.
Brood will still be useless imo, sure, she doesn't really die but she doesn't contribute to the team either.
Brood will still be useless imo, sure, she doesn't really die but she doesn't contribute to the team either.
because they are ruining my dota
1st game in patch 6.79,i like this "dude party with whom dude" thing on scoreboard
it's a nice little addition i think
it's a nice little addition i think
5 carries!
So embarassing to lose as a 5 man stack vs a 2 and 3 man stack, lol.
Nice patch ! , new meta , new strats i would like to see Navi vs Alliance Again ...
EzraresEzlife
EzraresEzlife
'dat party of exMouz (SingSing, 1437 & Kuro), so f*cking funny.
Edit: lol, their opponent is N0tail.
Edit: lol, their opponent is N0tail.
carry es sick as fuck! and riki support is the new meta \:D/
this patch is neat I guess. My only complaint is that Huskar still exists.
On a side note, that metal broodmother set is too awesome to not buy, so i caved and did just that xD.
On a side note, that metal broodmother set is too awesome to not buy, so i caved and did just that xD.
Venomancer is so fuuuunnnn as fuck now.
You'll slow and DoT everybody now, anytime. It's amazing. Pop plaguewards everywhere and the enemy will be slowed and DoTed. Works in the laning phase as well as in any teamfight. Top it of with gale and ult for maximum aids in groups.
You'll slow and DoT everybody now, anytime. It's amazing. Pop plaguewards everywhere and the enemy will be slowed and DoTed. Works in the laning phase as well as in any teamfight. Top it of with gale and ult for maximum aids in groups.
Speaking on veno just had a sick game earlier as veno where I saved teammates like 4 times by blocking paths with wards. felt so good
Dailymotion is shit, twitch is good, but sometimes it lags.Tshemmp wrote:
At least dailymotion doesn't lag as horrible as twitch does.
I couldn't watch any game on the dailymotion stream because every 1-2 seconds it lagged really hard and started working robotic style, proceding to stop and then skip 10 seconds of the stream.
No, only Brood can move on all terrain, her spiderlings can only move on ground.bkw- wrote:
It doesnt really matters as they can just hide in the trees... can they?yeahyeahyeahhh wrote:
BM won't be picked until bounty is changed on those lings. Too many heroes can just insta lings nowadays
ES looks fun to play again, that fissure got sooo much range now.
That Lina is nice
that Lina is amazing, instabuy for me if they make it exactly like the drawing.Remco32 wrote:
That Lina is nice
russians are on australian servers roflmao
was wondering why they were there
was wondering why they were there
Kreygasm
i cant watch any SpEEd games because of dailymotion slideshow ;_;
guess that leaves me no option but to buy the ticket lol
what a marketing strategy
woops double
Yeah, I think 99% of people interested in that tournament did the same thing lol. Honestly though, its probably not that good in terms of revenue. I'm sure they would make way more off ad revenue from people going to their website than people buying a ticket.
what contest is this?bmin11 wrote:
Oh, I found the way to use the Russian plague in your advantage.
Queue in Russia and Europe-Easy as well when finding a teammatch or playing in a stack.
Queue in Russia and Europe-Easy as well when finding a teammatch or playing in a stack.
Haven't encountered a Russian who could play him decently. How's he so bad now?rzkadi wrote:
pudge nowadays need to be nerf'd for sure
He's not lol. most players can't utilize the blink dagger well enough for it to be a problem.Remco32 wrote:
Haven't encountered a Russian who could play him decently. How's he so bad now?rzkadi wrote:
pudge nowadays need to be nerf'd for sure
Russians aint that bad actually
only met them twice and all of em are speaking english in chat and doesn't yolo everything in-game
only met them twice and all of em are speaking english in chat and doesn't yolo everything in-game
Because you don't queue in Europe.dNextGen wrote:
Russians aint that bad actually
only met them twice and all of em are speaking english in chat and doesn't yolo everything in-game
Remco32 wrote:
Haven't encountered a Russian who could play him decently. How's he so bad now?rzkadi wrote:
pudge nowadays need to be nerf'd for sure
you dont queue in SEA. chinese pudges are scaryRemco32 wrote:
Because you don't queue in Europe.
Oops, sorry for the late reply. It was a workshop contest held by Nexon. The winner will earn a prize money ($1,000 ~ $4,000) + sales revenue from the item.yeahyeahyeahhh wrote:
what contest is this?bmin11 wrote:
It held two so far and the winner of the first contest (image above) is now on Dota 2 shop
Holy shit!Pizzicato wrote:
http://www.dotatalk.com/yaphets-returns-tongfu-announcess-3rd-team/ omggggggg
(Let's hope he won't become like Vigoss when he switched to DotA 2.)
V-God had shitty teammates on dota2.
I want my diretide now.
I want my diretide now.
i need to know why all the dudes are hyping this Yaphets SF
played doto 1 since 2006 but i dont care much about the comp scene back then
played doto 1 since 2006 but i dont care much about the comp scene back then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gnnNPElrNQ&pxtry=1dNextGen wrote:
i need to know why all the dudes are hyping this Yaphets SF
played doto 1 since 2006 but i dont care much about the comp scene back then
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/PIS
Back then he was the best SF player by far.
LOL SingSing-chan.
http://dotabuff.com/matches/366404402
http://dotabuff.com/matches/366404402
My dota games lately
btw that game was all my fault according to that 4 stack. Not the chen who went solo offlane and fed first 5 kills.
Can't forget wodota's videoTshemmp wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gnnNPElrNQ&pxtry=1dNextGen wrote:
i need to know why all the dudes are hyping this Yaphets SF
played doto 1 since 2006 but i dont care much about the comp scene back then
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/PIS
Back then he was the best SF player by far.
The guy was a beast and not only on SF, he played great with many other heroes as well. He was so next level compared to other players back then.
B-God lol.
B-God lol.
sick vid,i do hope he is still living to the name and not being Vigoss V2 ( still thinking he is a bit overrated tho)
my dota games been good lately,i feels like going up to the higher bracket lol
went from 49-ish to 50% WR in an instant
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is anyone here excited to see EE-sama 1st journal to LAN in Korea ?
my dota games been good lately,i feels like going up to the higher bracket lol
went from 49-ish to 50% WR in an instant
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is anyone here excited to see EE-sama 1st journal to LAN in Korea ?
you have peeps like that in Very High bracket too?yeahyeahyeahhh wrote:
btw that game was all my fault according to that 4 stack. Not the chen who went solo offlane and fed first 5 kills.
maaaaaaaanTetsu wrote:
LOL SingSing-chan.
http://dotabuff.com/matches/366404402
any vod to this game ? i dont check his stream often anymore (capped internet yeah)
you can just search the match on dota 2 client and then download it
http://www.twitch.tv/sing_sing/c/3172407dNextGen wrote:
maaaaaaaanTetsu wrote:
LOL SingSing-chan.
http://dotabuff.com/matches/366404402
any vod to this game ? i dont check his stream often anymore (capped internet yeah)
but we cant see Sing reaction in doto replay
use lifestealer more often you'll rake wins with that hero
I dont like playing carry
yeah free magic immunity ftw D:
maxing Rage 1st is soo damn legit
maxing Rage 1st is soo damn legit
Mercurial
#midasgaming is the best
i want diretide ;_;
I really think the community is acting like a bunch of entitled children. They don't care about the actual game mode, but they just want free hats.