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Google Translate the previous post; with a twist

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Topic Starter
NotEvenDoomMusic
Soo- when i took a shit today i came up with the idea:
"Hey, what if... i actually stop doing shitposts for once?"

But well, that one scrapped in my head pretty quickly so i came up with a better one:
Google Translate the previous post and add, remove or replace a word from that sentence

Main tool of this game is using the google translator- and since i know a lot of people here are masters of "just" using the quote function and/or CTRL + C & CTRL + V (Mac users use CMD + C & CMD + V in this case) to reply; it's a good thing in practice to use for this.

Rules are:
1. Modify the sentence above by adding, removing or replacing a word in that sentence, it can be anything and it should be by no needs, have a correct grammar.
2. Take that modified post and Google Translate that english sentence.
3. Post the translated sentence for that language, copy the exact same sentence that resulted into that language and turn it into english again.


Visual example:
User1 takes the previous sentence
Modified by User1: <replaced>
methexpert should really stop being high, else he'd hit any planes flying in the sky
English: methexpert should really stop being high, else he'd hit any planes flying in the sky
Azerbaijani: methexpert həqiqətən yüksək olan dayandırmaq lazımdır, başqa o, səmada uçan bir təyyarə hit istədiyiniz
English: methexpert must be at least stop being really high, else hed hit any Planes flying in the sky

User2 takes the sentence of User1
Modified by User2: <replaced>
Snoop Dogg must be at least stop being really high, else hed hit any Planes flying in the sky

ENG: snoop dogg must be at least stop being really high, else hed hit any Planes flying in the sky
KOR: 스눕 독과 적어도 정말 높은 그만해야하며, 다른 HED는 하늘에 비행하는 비행기를 명중
ENG: Snoop Dogg should stop at least really high, and the other HED hit a plane flying in the sky

So yeah, i hope the rules are simple enough to understand.
Also, you can use any language that google translate offers but make sure you follow the pattern: Editing > English > Other Language > English
It is not necessary to write the language before each and every sentence.

That's basically it, lols- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Let's start with something simple:

I love you my dear, let me motorboat you please.
Birdy
I ENG: I love you my dear, let me motorboat you please.
II SWH: Nakupenda mpenzi wangu, napenda motaboti wewe tafadhali.
III ENG: I love you my darling, I motorboat you please.
IV EDIT: I love you my darling, I motorboat, you scream.
Topic Starter
NotEvenDoomMusic

Static Noise Bird wrote:

I ENG: I love you my dear, let me motorboat you please.
II SWH: Nakupenda mpenzi wangu, napenda motaboti wewe tafadhali.
III ENG: I love you my darling, I motorboat you please.
IV EDIT: I love you my darling, I motorboat, you scream.
forgot i was in retardation mode when i wrote that game. rules are fixed again, the pattern is
Copy Editing > English > Other Language > English

I lick you my darling, I motorboat, you scream.
Et llepo la meva estimada, llanxa, que cridar.
I lick my beloved boat, you scream.
AmberLynx
Eng: I lick my beloved banana, you scream.
Thai: ผมเลียกล้วยที่รักของฉันคุณกรีดร้อง
Eng: I lick my banana love you scream
Birdy
Oh, so it's like
I: Original
II: Edit
III: Translate
IV: Back to English?
Topic Starter
NotEvenDoomMusic

Static Noise Bird wrote:

Oh, so it's like
I: Original
II: Edit
III: Translate
IV: Back to English?
Yep, copy the original.
Add, remove or replace one word within it, put that sentence into the translator back & forth and then post.

No need to write behind each and every sentence which language you've used since it will save time and it's funnier for people who recognize the language, being a total clusterfuck.
Birdy
Aighto.

I: I lick my banana love you scream
II: I lick my banana love you ream
III: Я лізаць мае бананы люблю цябе палосны
IV: I lick my bananas love you band
AmberLynx
I lick my bananas love you rock band
私のバナナは、バンドを揺する愛する私はなめる
Bananas I, I love rock band lick
Topic Starter
NotEvenDoomMusic
Bananas I, I love rock band dick
Банани јас, сакам рок бенд Дик
Bananas I love Rock Band Dick
South

Static Noisr Bird wrote:

I lick my bananas love you band
You lick my bananas love you band.
あなたは私のバナナはあなたにバンドを愛しなめる
Banana I lick love band to you

Lol japanese grammar made it funny

Zzzz I got ninja'd :( :( jusr skip me

Edit part2: just realized I got double ninja'd. Foruming from phone is too hard :(
Asagi Mutsuki
Banana I lick love band to you
Banana I lick love banana to banana (lol)
Pisang saya menjilat pisang cinta kepada pisang
I lick banana banana banana love


discovered i've been ninja'd while previewing...
Topic Starter
NotEvenDoomMusic
PROTIPP on how to not getting ninja'd

always use preview before posting it. you can post directly after previewing but by doing so- you'll load the page once again and thus will see if anyone replied by looking down below.

I lick banana douche banana love
Jag slicka banan douche banan kärlek
I lick web douche path love

... räksallad
Asagi Mutsuki
I lick web douche path love
I lick douchebag path love
Saya menjilat Douchebag jalan cinta
I love the way lick Douchebag
Birdy
I: I love the way lick Douchebag
II: I love the way you dunk douche back
III: Ik hou van de manier waarop je terug dunk douche
IV: I like the way you back dunk shower

diditjustaforshower
Topic Starter
NotEvenDoomMusic
I like the way your dog back dunk shower
Pidän tavasta koiran takaisin upottaa suihku
I like the way the dog back to embed a shower

koiran is the koran/quran of finnland.
AmberLynx
I like the way the dog back to embed a shower penis
நான் ஒரு குளியலை ஆண்குறி உட்பொதிக்க வழியில் நாய் திரும்ப விரும்புகிறேன்
I would like to return the dog a bath on the way to embed the penis
Topic Starter
NotEvenDoomMusic
I would like to return the snoop dogg a bath on the way to embed the penis
Gusto kong ibalik ang panunubok dogg ng paliguan sa mga paraan upang i-embed ari ng lalaki
I want to restore snoop dogg bath ways to embed the penis
Birdy
I want to restore snoop dogg bath ways to embed the pen, is that clear?
我要恢復史努比狗狗洗澡的方式嵌入筆,清楚了嗎?
I want to restore Snoop Dogg bath is embedded pen, clear to you?
Kitsunemimi
I want to revise Snoop Dogg bath is embedded pen, clear to you?
私はお風呂ドッグスヌープ修正したいのはあなたに明確なペンを、埋め込まれていますか?
I I would like to bath dog Snoop fix or are embedded, a clear pen to you?

nani kore
imo Japanese breaks the sentences the most
Topic Starter
NotEvenDoomMusic
I would like to bath salts dog Snoop fix or are embedded, a clear pen to you?
Mi ŝatus bano saloj hundo Snoop riparas aŭ estas enigita, klara plumo al vi?
I'd like bath salts dog Snoop arrangement or is inserted, a clear pen to you?
Awoo-
I'd like bath sex dog Snoop arrangement or is inserted, a clear pen to you?
Θα ήθελα μπάνιο σκύλου σεξ Snoop ρύθμιση ή εισάγεται, μια σαφής στυλό για εσάς;
I bath dog sex Snoop setting or imported, a clear style for you?
Mianki
I bath sex Snoop setting or imported, a clear style for you?
I vann sex Snoop seade või imporditud selge stiil teile?
I shower sex Snoop device or imported from a clear style for you?
Alphernal
This look fun,

I shower sex Snoop device or exported from a clear style for you?
ผมมีเพศสัมพันธ์ฝักบัว Snoop อุปกรณ์หรือส่งออกจากรูปแบบที่ชัดเจนสำหรับคุณ
I had sex shower Snoop device or export of a clear pattern for you.
Zeraph
I had sex shower poop device or export of a clear pattern for you.
Ik had seks douche kak-apparaat of de uitvoer van een duidelijk patroon voor u.
I had sex shower poop device or the output of a clear pattern for you.

okay
SapphireGhost
I had sex shower opthamologist device or the output of a clear pattern for you.
私はセックスのシャワー眼科デバイスまたはあなたのための明確なパターンの出力を持っていた。
I had the output of a clear pattern for your shower or ophthalmic device of sex....

I think that one got better.
AmberLynx
I had the output of a clear pattern for your shower or ophthalmic spatula of sex
Kuv tus tsim tawm ntawm ib tug qauv kom meej rau koj da dej los yog ophthalmic spatula ntawm poj niam txiv neej
My design of a model specific to your bath or ophthalmic spatula of sex
SapphireGhost
My design of a hydrocephalus model specific to your bath or ophthalmic spatula of sex
お風呂やセックスの眼科用へらに固有の水頭症モデルの私のデザイン
The design of my hydrocephalus model specific to the ophthalmic spatula or sex bath
Trust
My diorama of a hydrocephalus model specific to your bath or ophthalmic spatula of sex
דיורמה של דגם ספציפי הידרוצפלוס לאמבטיה שלך או מרית עיניים של מין שלי
Diorama of a specific model hydrocephalus your bath or spatula eyes of my sex
SapphireGhost
Diorama of a specific model hydrocephalus your bath or spatula eyes of my sex
特定のモデルの水頭症あなたの神経毒や私のセックスのへら目のジオラマ
Diorama of spatula eye of my sex and neurotoxin your hydrocephalus of a particular model
Birdy
Next time you want to tell someone you love and want to motorboat them, just say "Diorama of spatula eye of my sex and neurotoxin your hydrocephalus of a particular model".
Yuzeyun
Diorama of spatula eye of my sex and dichotomy of your hydrocephalus of a particular model
我的性別二分法積水某型號鍋鏟眼西洋鏡
My gender dichotomy spatula eyes water a particular model diorama

(fixed)
ZeroEightOne
My gender dichotomy spat ula eyes water a partic ular model diorama
เพศขั้วของฉันถ่มน้ำลาย ula น้ำตาภาพสามมิติแบบ ular partic
My extreme sex Tears spat ula three dimensional ular partic.
AmberLynx
My extreme sex Tears spat ula three dimensional ular partic cupcakes
بصق دموعي الجنس المدقع العلا ثلاثية الأبعاد جزيئية partic الكعك
Spit tears extreme sex Ela three-dimensional molecular partic cakes
Quaraezha
Spit tears extreme sex Ela three-dimensional molecular partic topkek

Laway luha matinding sex Ela three-dimensional molekular partic topkek

Salivary duct extreme sex Ela three-dimensional molecular partic topkek
Jerry
Salivary duct sex explode Ela three-dimensional molecular partic topkek

Sexe conducte salival explotar Ela tridimensional molecular par topkek

Sex salivary duct exploit Ela dimensional molecular par topkek
Mianki
Sex salivary duct exploit massive Ela dimensional molecular par topkek

Секс пљувачних канала искористи огромну Ела димензија молекуларне пар топкек

Sex salivary channels use a huge pair of molecular dimensions Ela topkek

What the hell is topkek?
CsavarNat16
Sex salivary channels use a huge pair of glasses Ela top cake

Seks saluran saliva menggunakan sepasang kacamata besar Ela cake atas

Sex salivary duct using a pair of large sunglasses Ela cake top

pfft XD
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