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Awoo-
31 posts
Joined May 2013
Awoo-
No, wayyy too plain for my taste.

To have all your memories be entirely accurate, allowing you to vividly recall everything that happens to you, whether it be tragic or the one of the best days of your life.
Rorona
281 posts
Joined January 2013
Rorona
Take please. I lack the ability to be sad.

The ability to cry when you want to.
Like, when you're sad and want to cry to show emotion, but you can't right now, so you get the ability to cry.
this isn't me i swear to godittotallyis
SapphireGhost
osu! Alumni
2,618 posts
Joined June 2010
SapphireGhost
I have it.

An appearance that is extremely attractive to the grand majority of people.
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined October 2012
Falapalagas
Nah, I wouldn't be able to do my rape face anymore.

The DeLorean from back to the future.
Nathanael
Global Moderator
6,166 posts
Joined January 2013
Topic Starter
Nathanael
No thanks.

Isopropyl Alcohol?
AstralPhnx
302 posts
Joined April 2012
AstralPhnx
I'm too young! Oh screw it.
A drunken version of me that you could do what you wanted with.
CsavarNat16
340 posts
Joined July 2012
CsavarNat16
No, thanks.

Supporter tag?
Awoo-
31 posts
Joined May 2013
Awoo-
Take it it adds extra months

A clear conscience for your whole life.
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
No thanks, that would be boring.

A live grenade
CsavarNat16
340 posts
Joined July 2012
CsavarNat16
No, here you go *put it back on your hand* /me runs

still the grenade
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined October 2012
Falapalagas
Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong?

My left hand.
-Seren-
447 posts
Joined April 2011
-Seren-
ok.


an ice cube
Restless Spirit
270 posts
Joined May 2012
Restless Spirit
Sure, why not?
Errr... how big is this thing exactly?

Cigarettes.
Yuzeyun
7,650 posts
Joined September 2010
Yuzeyun
Take it. (And give them to my brother)

2,000,000.- cash, in your currency.
OsuMe65
1,519 posts
Joined May 2011
OsuMe65
taking

same item
JokerFate
208 posts
Joined July 2013
JokerFate
nah

my baby ?
YunoFanatic
1,699 posts
Joined April 2013
YunoFanatic
only moe orz

you inner?
Nathanael
Global Moderator
6,166 posts
Joined January 2013
Topic Starter
Nathanael
No thanks.

A hunting rifle?
Trust
1,251 posts
Joined March 2012
Trust
Not for me.

A bright red apple.
mistysky
17 posts
Joined August 2013
mistysky
as long as it doesn't kill me. :)

a plane ticket to Bali?
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
TAKE! Bali gimme pls

An empty fortune cookie
CsavarNat16
340 posts
Joined July 2012
CsavarNat16
Maybe I'll meet nuts someday in Bali :3

OT: Why nut not? I'll eat the cookie :9

A racket?
mistysky
17 posts
Joined August 2013
mistysky
what kinda racket? I'll take it anyway then I guess.

A super fluffy pillow?:D But the downside it the more you use it the flatter it gets. :(
AstralPhnx
302 posts
Joined April 2012
AstralPhnx
Meh, gimmie!
A hugging pillow
Ideolo
296 posts
Joined June 2013
Ideolo
salted_nuts hugging pillow plz

Cats, cats and more cats.
CsavarNat16
340 posts
Joined July 2012
CsavarNat16
Yeeeess!

How about birds?
AstralPhnx
302 posts
Joined April 2012
AstralPhnx
birds are so pretty yes!
How about dogs?
Ideolo
296 posts
Joined June 2013
Ideolo
Fuck no. I was always a cat person >.<

A 3 foot lollipop?
mistysky
17 posts
Joined August 2013
mistysky
i'd probably sell it instead of eating it though haha

worlds largest chocolate bar?
Audiodelus
73 posts
Joined August 2012
Audiodelus
Naturally.

The next sequel to your favourite movie but in 240p.
CsavarNat16
340 posts
Joined July 2012
CsavarNat16
nah

Play Station 1?
Trust
1,251 posts
Joined March 2012
Trust
Not huge on console gaming, leave.

A cozy fireplace.
Birdy
5,757 posts
Joined April 2011
Birdy
YES

A camera of your choice?
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
No, thanks.

A drink of your choice?
SapphireGhost
osu! Alumni
2,618 posts
Joined June 2010
SapphireGhost
Yes, I would like some tea.

The ability to record and watch your dreams, under the condition that you have to watch them with your closest friend.
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
I still have the choice of which parts of my dreams to record though :3 Plus since I can deem them as my closest friend, they should be able to accept anything I come up with. After all I don't have direct control over my dreams.

An infinite roll of toilet paper
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined October 2012
Falapalagas
Yes. That would make living so much easier.

Half a glass of this not so suspicious liquid.
Kanye West
2,222 posts
Joined July 2011
Kanye West
Depends on what kind of toilet paper. If it's the soft, nice double ply kind that feels like a cloud on your asshole, then hell yes. But if it's the cheap, sandpapery crap in public restrooms then I'd rather eat my own socks.

A pen that changes color to your mood and has a self-refilling inkwell.
Trust
1,251 posts
Joined March 2012
Trust
Take, but I'd probably lose it sooner or later :(

A pair of wings
Awoo-
31 posts
Joined May 2013
Awoo-
Ofc - take, who wouldn't wanna fly? :D

A fake college diploma that would actually trick people.
Kanye West
2,222 posts
Joined July 2011
Kanye West
Don't need it anymore. Would have been useful two years ago though :P

A carnival ride of your choice.
Nathanael
Global Moderator
6,166 posts
Joined January 2013
Topic Starter
Nathanael
No thanks. I hate carnival rides... ._.

A 19 inch mousepad?
Ephemeral
Inland Empire
3,963 posts
Joined April 2009
Ephemeral
the fuck would anyone need a 19 inch mousepad for?

getting your car shit on by a seagull with a midas touch
Apex_old
736 posts
Joined May 2010
Apex_old
I don't have a car.

A free, just-cooked, In-N-Out burger
r e i y a
3 posts
Joined August 2013
r e i y a
Who would say no to that?


The ability to survive without sleeping.
South
201 posts
Joined July 2012
South
no, i prefer sleeping to being awake, im not depressing when im asleep

friends
Nathanael
Global Moderator
6,166 posts
Joined January 2013
Topic Starter
Nathanael
No thanks. ( I don't like friends being offered )

A fan that has a speed of 7000 rpm?
r e i y a
3 posts
Joined August 2013
r e i y a
No, I'd probably do something really stupid with it and end up hurting someone, lol.



The ability to know the name of every single person who has ever been attracted to you, with the catch that you will never be able to be with any of them.
Trust
1,251 posts
Joined March 2012
Trust
Yes please, take.

A giant beach ball.
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
Sure.

Someone else's pure gold trophy
laport
1,240 posts
Joined June 2010
laport
Thank you, I will take it to the gold traders in amsterdam who claim to give goudeerlijke prijsjes

A bag
Birdy
5,757 posts
Joined April 2011
Birdy
If it's a douchebag.

A joint
laport
1,240 posts
Joined June 2010
laport
I'll take that from you, you smell fresh!

a big L
JareDeZane
79 posts
Joined June 2013
JareDeZane
why not?

a gigantic cookie.
CsavarNat16
340 posts
Joined July 2012
CsavarNat16
Taking~ *noms*

Dull knife.
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
*sharpens it*

Here a sharp knife...
...that Yuno is holding on to. OwO
Apex_old
736 posts
Joined May 2010
Apex_old
I will take the sharp knife.

A month of free membership at Netflix
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
I already have an account.

I offer you three wishes.
boat
2,369 posts
Joined February 2010
boat
nah

I offer you nothing because I'm a cheap bastard
DaddyCoolVipper
342 posts
Joined July 2012
DaddyCoolVipper
I'll take half of it, please.

A free ticket to America. Any state of your choice. There's a condition, though- you may never leave the country, if you choose to go there.
Ideolo
296 posts
Joined June 2013
Ideolo
I'm already there, so no thanks.

An omelette? lol
Restless Spirit
270 posts
Joined May 2012
Restless Spirit
No thanks.

A scalpel.
Trust
1,251 posts
Joined March 2012
Trust
Pass.

The mind of a renowned scientist.
Awoo-
31 posts
Joined May 2013
Awoo-
Fuck yeah, put it in one of those brain jars.

Tons and tons of any drug.
Yuzeyun
7,650 posts
Joined September 2010
Yuzeyun
Reject.

The ability to change the future. However, you can't do it in your favor.
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
Why would I do that, jeez. No.

A free handshake.
Yuzeyun
7,650 posts
Joined September 2010
Yuzeyun
Take.

A ColecoVision.
Birdy
5,757 posts
Joined April 2011
Birdy
Definitely.

Kneesocks.
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined October 2012
Falapalagas
Only if they've been used.

Bottle caps.
NotEvenDoomMusic
377 posts
Joined May 2012
NotEvenDoomMusic
BOTTLE CAPS? SORRY I CAN'T ACCEPT THEM OR ELSE I'D CONSTANTLY SHOUT AT THEM.

glasses that improves your vision and reflex immensily BUT those are the most delicious pairs of glasses in the entire existance.
Yuzeyun
7,650 posts
Joined September 2010
Yuzeyun
Take. Anyway it would barely make myself better at taiko HR.

My 25 quadrillion pantsu collection.
South
201 posts
Joined July 2012
South
Yea I think I can handle that

A kawaii imotou
Trust
1,251 posts
Joined March 2012
Trust
Leave.

Supermodel good looks at the cost of only thinking perverted thoughts for the rest of your life.
Birdy
5,757 posts
Joined April 2011
Birdy
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Dubstepping machine.
cheesiest
721 posts
Joined September 2009
cheesiest
i am that already

lose the need to shower or use toilet, but never be able to shower or use the toilet

snb you ninja'd but w/e same thing
Birdy
5,757 posts
Joined April 2011
Birdy
no no no no no no no no

cheesiest in a hot tub
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
Oh my yes please <3

A sick flounder
Nathanael
Global Moderator
6,166 posts
Joined January 2013
Topic Starter
Nathanael
No thanks.

A lifetime passport for free airplane flights?
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
I'd be crazy to pass on that.

A Japanese HS girl's freshly worn striped pantsu.
AstralPhnx
302 posts
Joined April 2012
AstralPhnx
er um... *grabs*
A computer that never needs to be upgraded
Rorona
281 posts
Joined January 2013
Rorona
Well...no computer really NEEDS to be upgraded.
But if you meant always stayed fast, sure.

The ability to change all school's future education system, in any time, but only once.
Apex_old
736 posts
Joined May 2010
Apex_old
No. 3complicated5me

A pill that will make you get another persona on consumption.
Nathanael
Global Moderator
6,166 posts
Joined January 2013
Topic Starter
Nathanael
No thanks.

A stun gun? =w=
Trust
1,251 posts
Joined March 2012
Trust
Nope, not sure what I would use it for.

A fish bowl
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
Nah I already have 78293 of those and not own a single fish yet.

Fully functional pokeballs that you can capture animals with.
Nathanael
Global Moderator
6,166 posts
Joined January 2013
Topic Starter
Nathanael
*Takes it and captures a lion and releases it out of town* huehuehue =w=

A mouse with a fixed sensitivity of 10,000 dpi?
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined October 2012
Falapalagas
*Takes it and never uses it*

An unlimited amount of rope.
NotEvenDoomMusic
377 posts
Joined May 2012
NotEvenDoomMusic
An unlimted amount of rope? an unlimted amount of BDSM action ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A lifetime membership for your local cabbage farm.
Birdy
5,757 posts
Joined April 2011
Birdy
Pass.

A geysir.
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
no thanks, i dont need a gay sir

a lifetime supply of bubble wrap
JareDeZane
79 posts
Joined June 2013
JareDeZane
OMGYES

Lifetime supply of bacon?
Nathanael
Global Moderator
6,166 posts
Joined January 2013
Topic Starter
Nathanael
Taking it. >.<

A global credit card with unlimited credits. o.o
OsuMe65
1,519 posts
Joined May 2011
OsuMe65
taking

same item
Birdy
5,757 posts
Joined April 2011
Birdy
Sure.

A mountain of bubblegum.
Raose
698 posts
Joined July 2012
Raose
nope

1 wish
South
201 posts
Joined July 2012
South
take

unconditional happiness
NotEvenDoomMusic
377 posts
Joined May 2012
NotEvenDoomMusic
ok, why not. it'll probably just do fine in my collection of emotions :v

A (real) golden, liquid turd.
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
... why would... I want that.

A legit copy of your favourite game.
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
already have that so pass

never have to work but only live half as long
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
Yes.

To live the rest of your life with the person of your choice, and only with that person of your choice.
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