No thanks. I'd prefer having Yuyuko. <3 ( Touhou fanatic )
Sakuya Izayoi. =w=
Sakuya Izayoi. =w=
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Topic Starter
Mokou only pls <3
Annoying loli
Annoying loli
Topic Starter
No thanks.
A mug of lava?
A mug of lava?
Yup. I would like that!
Invisability?
Invisability?
of course
cats?
cats?
GIMME!!
The ability to never catch an STI no matter how much you tried?
The ability to never catch an STI no matter how much you tried?
Why would you try? Other than that, yes.
The knowledge of how many days a person of your choice will live.
The knowledge of how many days a person of your choice will live.
Pass cause I wouldn't know which person to choose.
A golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
A golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
Nah, Not really into sweets.
The chance to meet anyone/anything you want (it can be something that doesn't exist eg. manga character), but have to travel in the future 50 years to be able to.
The chance to meet anyone/anything you want (it can be something that doesn't exist eg. manga character), but have to travel in the future 50 years to be able to.
Nah, I'm old already :C
Ball?
Ball?
Ball. ° u °
Some tea, maybe?
Some tea, maybe?
taking
Yoga Instructor
Yoga Instructor
nonononono i hate yoga.
Cookieszi?
Cookies
Leave and let rrtyui take the throne (⌐■_■)
200 dollar gift card to eat at a fancy restaurant 20 miles away.
200 dollar gift card to eat at a fancy restaurant 20 miles away.
Topic Starter
Leave it. Its better for me to eat at my home. :3
A loli of your choice?
A loli of your choice?
If its a sweet lolly then yes. If its loli as in lolita then no
All the video games in the world for the next 10 years
All the video games in the world for the next 10 years
Sounds dangerously addictive and I don't know where I would put them all, so I will say no. Besides, I should be doing other more productive things like playing osu!
The ability to commit one legal murder in the method of your choice.
The ability to commit one legal murder in the method of your choice.
One? Not enough. I'll pass.
Have any one wish come true at the expense of not being allowed to wipe after sitting on the toilet for the rest of your life?
Have any one wish come true at the expense of not being allowed to wipe after sitting on the toilet for the rest of your life?
I wouldn't even consider it.
The ability to know when somebody is looking at you.
The ability to know when somebody is looking at you.
haha definitely
the ability to teleport anywhere, but, each and every use you use it, you age 1 month in advance and your body degrades little by little internally
the ability to teleport anywhere, but, each and every use you use it, you age 1 month in advance and your body degrades little by little internally
I'd take it, I wouldn't use it often lol.
Power to read minds?
Power to read minds?
Topic Starter
I'd love to take it if its controllable. =w=
A melon bread?
A melon bread?
Yes~ :9
Being invisible?
Being invisible?
I- I always loved to collect the stuff bouke no skillsex dropped so that i can give it b-back to him, especially fishies><
i- it doesn't mean i- i like him or s-so, b-baka!
A decorative set of hashtags that you can hang up like a painting around your house?
and once you've hung them up, those hashtags are reading out loud different tweets of famous rappers & miley cyrus- every. 5. minutes.
One set includes 12 hashtags and when you hang them all up they'll each sync with eachother so they always have a synced out interval.
TL;DR
real hashtags that you can put on as house decorations with voice message to tweet miley cyrus every few minutes
i- it doesn't mean i- i like him or s-so, b-baka!
A decorative set of hashtags that you can hang up like a painting around your house?
and once you've hung them up, those hashtags are reading out loud different tweets of famous rappers & miley cyrus- every. 5. minutes.
One set includes 12 hashtags and when you hang them all up they'll each sync with eachother so they always have a synced out interval.
TL;DR
real hashtags that you can put on as house decorations with voice message to tweet miley cyrus every few minutes
NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:
real hashtags that you can put on as house decorations with voice message to tweet miley cyrus every few minutes
NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:
tweet miley cyrus
hell no.NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:
miley cyrus
A one way trip to go anywhere you like. (there's no way back)
Topic Starter
No thanks. =w=
An encrypted mail message
An encrypted mail message
Yes, that sounds fun.
The knowledge of every existing fact in exchange for the inability to learn.
The knowledge of every existing fact in exchange for the inability to learn.
Nope, I would rather keep my ability to learn from my mistakes.
The ability to be a chat moderator for a day
The ability to be a chat moderator for a day
No, thanks.
A needle?
A needle?
I'll accept a golden needle.
The ability to stay in perfect physical and mental health without ever needing to sleep, on the condition that you lose the ability to sleep.
The ability to stay in perfect physical and mental health without ever needing to sleep, on the condition that you lose the ability to sleep.
Well if I never got tired then yeah. I could play osu all night!
The ability to never cry.
The ability to never cry.
No, thanks, I like showing emotions.
I offer you the chance of doing the thing you should have done ages ago.
I offer you the chance of doing the thing you should have done ages ago.
I already have the chance and simply need to accomplish the task.
The ability to reverse the most tragic thing that has happened to you that you had no control over.
The ability to reverse the most tragic thing that has happened to you that you had no control over.
Absolutely, but I think my life would still be the same with him.
I offer you a cup of noodles.
I offer you a cup of noodles.
No, wayyy too plain for my taste.
To have all your memories be entirely accurate, allowing you to vividly recall everything that happens to you, whether it be tragic or the one of the best days of your life.
To have all your memories be entirely accurate, allowing you to vividly recall everything that happens to you, whether it be tragic or the one of the best days of your life.
Take please. I lack the ability to be sad.
The ability to cry when you want to.
Like, when you're sad and want to cry to show emotion, but you can't right now, so you get the ability to cry.
this isn't me i swear to godittotallyis
The ability to cry when you want to.
Like, when you're sad and want to cry to show emotion, but you can't right now, so you get the ability to cry.
this isn't me i swear to godittotallyis
I have it.
An appearance that is extremely attractive to the grand majority of people.
An appearance that is extremely attractive to the grand majority of people.
Nah, I wouldn't be able to do my rape face anymore.
The DeLorean from back to the future.
The DeLorean from back to the future.
Topic Starter
No thanks.
Isopropyl Alcohol?
Isopropyl Alcohol?
I'm too young! Oh screw it.
A drunken version of me that you could do what you wanted with.
A drunken version of me that you could do what you wanted with.
No, thanks.
Supporter tag?
Supporter tag?
Take it it adds extra months
A clear conscience for your whole life.
A clear conscience for your whole life.
No, here you go *put it back on your hand* /me runs
still the grenade
still the grenade
Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong?
My left hand.
My left hand.
Sure, why not?
Errr... how big is this thing exactly?
Cigarettes.
Errr... how big is this thing exactly?
Cigarettes.
Take it. (And give them to my brother)
2,000,000.- cash, in your currency.
2,000,000.- cash, in your currency.
taking
same item
same item
only moe orz
you inner?
you inner?
Topic Starter
No thanks.
A hunting rifle?
A hunting rifle?
Not for me.
A bright red apple.
A bright red apple.
as long as it doesn't kill me.
a plane ticket to Bali?
a plane ticket to Bali?
Maybe I'll meet nuts someday in Bali :3
OT: Whynut not? I'll eat the cookie :9
A racket?
OT: Why
A racket?
what kinda racket? I'll take it anyway then I guess.
A super fluffy pillow?:D But the downside it the more you use it the flatter it gets.
A super fluffy pillow?:D But the downside it the more you use it the flatter it gets.
Meh, gimmie!
A hugging pillow
A hugging pillow
Yeeeess!
How about birds?
How about birds?
birds are so pretty yes!
How about dogs?
How about dogs?
i'd probably sell it instead of eating it though haha
worlds largest chocolate bar?
worlds largest chocolate bar?
Naturally.
The next sequel to your favourite movie but in 240p.
The next sequel to your favourite movie but in 240p.
nah
Play Station 1?
Play Station 1?
Not huge on console gaming, leave.
A cozy fireplace.
A cozy fireplace.
YES
A camera of your choice?
A camera of your choice?
No, thanks.
A drink of your choice?
A drink of your choice?
Yes, I would like some tea.
The ability to record and watch your dreams, under the condition that you have to watch them with your closest friend.
The ability to record and watch your dreams, under the condition that you have to watch them with your closest friend.
I still have the choice of which parts of my dreams to record though :3 Plus since I can deem them as my closest friend, they should be able to accept anything I come up with. After all I don't have direct control over my dreams.
An infinite roll of toilet paper
An infinite roll of toilet paper
Yes. That would make living so much easier.
Half a glass of this not so suspicious liquid.
Half a glass of this not so suspicious liquid.
Depends on what kind of toilet paper. If it's the soft, nice double ply kind that feels like a cloud on your asshole, then hell yes. But if it's the cheap, sandpapery crap in public restrooms then I'd rather eat my own socks.
A pen that changes color to your mood and has a self-refilling inkwell.
A pen that changes color to your mood and has a self-refilling inkwell.
Take, but I'd probably lose it sooner or later
A pair of wings
A pair of wings
Ofc - take, who wouldn't wanna fly? 
A fake college diploma that would actually trick people.
A fake college diploma that would actually trick people.
Don't need it anymore. Would have been useful two years ago though 
A carnival ride of your choice.
A carnival ride of your choice.
Topic Starter
No thanks. I hate carnival rides... ._.
A 19 inch mousepad?
A 19 inch mousepad?
the fuck would anyone need a 19 inch mousepad for?
getting your car shit on by a seagull with a midas touch
getting your car shit on by a seagull with a midas touch
Who would say no to that?
The ability to survive without sleeping.
The ability to survive without sleeping.
no, i prefer sleeping to being awake, im not depressing when im asleep
friends
friends
Topic Starter
No thanks. ( I don't like friends being offered )
A fan that has a speed of 7000 rpm?
A fan that has a speed of 7000 rpm?
No, I'd probably do something really stupid with it and end up hurting someone, lol.
The ability to know the name of every single person who has ever been attracted to you, with the catch that you will never be able to be with any of them.
The ability to know the name of every single person who has ever been attracted to you, with the catch that you will never be able to be with any of them.
Yes please, take.
A giant beach ball.
A giant beach ball.
Thank you, I will take it to the gold traders in amsterdam who claim to give goudeerlijke prijsjes
A bag
A bag
If it's a douchebag.
A joint
A joint
I'll take that from you, you smell fresh!
a big L
a big L
why not?
a gigantic cookie.
a gigantic cookie.
Taking~ *noms*
Dull knife.
Dull knife.
I will take the sharp knife.
A month of free membership at Netflix
A month of free membership at Netflix
I already have an account.
I offer you three wishes.
I offer you three wishes.
nah
I offer you nothing because I'm a cheap bastard
I offer you nothing because I'm a cheap bastard
I'll take half of it, please.
A free ticket to America. Any state of your choice. There's a condition, though- you may never leave the country, if you choose to go there.
A free ticket to America. Any state of your choice. There's a condition, though- you may never leave the country, if you choose to go there.
No thanks.
A scalpel.
A scalpel.
Pass.
The mind of a renowned scientist.
The mind of a renowned scientist.