as long as it doesn't kill me. 
a plane ticket to Bali?
a plane ticket to Bali?
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Maybe I'll meet nuts someday in Bali :3
OT: Whynut not? I'll eat the cookie :9
A racket?
OT: Why
A racket?
what kinda racket? I'll take it anyway then I guess.
A super fluffy pillow?:D But the downside it the more you use it the flatter it gets.
A super fluffy pillow?:D But the downside it the more you use it the flatter it gets.
Meh, gimmie!
A hugging pillow
A hugging pillow
Yeeeess!
How about birds?
How about birds?
birds are so pretty yes!
How about dogs?
How about dogs?
i'd probably sell it instead of eating it though haha
worlds largest chocolate bar?
worlds largest chocolate bar?
Naturally.
The next sequel to your favourite movie but in 240p.
The next sequel to your favourite movie but in 240p.
nah
Play Station 1?
Play Station 1?
Not huge on console gaming, leave.
A cozy fireplace.
A cozy fireplace.
YES
A camera of your choice?
A camera of your choice?
No, thanks.
A drink of your choice?
A drink of your choice?
Yes, I would like some tea.
The ability to record and watch your dreams, under the condition that you have to watch them with your closest friend.
The ability to record and watch your dreams, under the condition that you have to watch them with your closest friend.
I still have the choice of which parts of my dreams to record though :3 Plus since I can deem them as my closest friend, they should be able to accept anything I come up with. After all I don't have direct control over my dreams.
An infinite roll of toilet paper
An infinite roll of toilet paper
Yes. That would make living so much easier.
Half a glass of this not so suspicious liquid.
Half a glass of this not so suspicious liquid.
Depends on what kind of toilet paper. If it's the soft, nice double ply kind that feels like a cloud on your asshole, then hell yes. But if it's the cheap, sandpapery crap in public restrooms then I'd rather eat my own socks.
A pen that changes color to your mood and has a self-refilling inkwell.
A pen that changes color to your mood and has a self-refilling inkwell.
Take, but I'd probably lose it sooner or later
A pair of wings
A pair of wings
Ofc - take, who wouldn't wanna fly? 
A fake college diploma that would actually trick people.
A fake college diploma that would actually trick people.
Don't need it anymore. Would have been useful two years ago though 
A carnival ride of your choice.
A carnival ride of your choice.
Topic Starter
No thanks. I hate carnival rides... ._.
A 19 inch mousepad?
A 19 inch mousepad?
the fuck would anyone need a 19 inch mousepad for?
getting your car shit on by a seagull with a midas touch
getting your car shit on by a seagull with a midas touch
Who would say no to that?
The ability to survive without sleeping.
The ability to survive without sleeping.
no, i prefer sleeping to being awake, im not depressing when im asleep
friends
friends
Topic Starter
No thanks. ( I don't like friends being offered )
A fan that has a speed of 7000 rpm?
A fan that has a speed of 7000 rpm?
No, I'd probably do something really stupid with it and end up hurting someone, lol.
The ability to know the name of every single person who has ever been attracted to you, with the catch that you will never be able to be with any of them.
The ability to know the name of every single person who has ever been attracted to you, with the catch that you will never be able to be with any of them.
Yes please, take.
A giant beach ball.
A giant beach ball.
Thank you, I will take it to the gold traders in amsterdam who claim to give goudeerlijke prijsjes
A bag
A bag
If it's a douchebag.
A joint
A joint
I'll take that from you, you smell fresh!
a big L
a big L
why not?
a gigantic cookie.
a gigantic cookie.
Taking~ *noms*
Dull knife.
Dull knife.
I will take the sharp knife.
A month of free membership at Netflix
A month of free membership at Netflix
I already have an account.
I offer you three wishes.
I offer you three wishes.
nah
I offer you nothing because I'm a cheap bastard
I offer you nothing because I'm a cheap bastard
I'll take half of it, please.
A free ticket to America. Any state of your choice. There's a condition, though- you may never leave the country, if you choose to go there.
A free ticket to America. Any state of your choice. There's a condition, though- you may never leave the country, if you choose to go there.
No thanks.
A scalpel.
A scalpel.
Pass.
The mind of a renowned scientist.
The mind of a renowned scientist.
Fuck yeah, put it in one of those brain jars.
Tons and tons of any drug.
Tons and tons of any drug.
Reject.
The ability to change the future. However, you can't do it in your favor.
The ability to change the future. However, you can't do it in your favor.
Why would I do that, jeez. No.
A free handshake.
A free handshake.
Take.
A ColecoVision.
A ColecoVision.
Definitely.
Kneesocks.
Kneesocks.
Only if they've been used.
Bottle caps.
Bottle caps.
BOTTLE CAPS? SORRY I CAN'T ACCEPT THEM OR ELSE I'D CONSTANTLY SHOUT AT THEM.
glasses that improves your vision and reflex immensily BUT those are the most delicious pairs of glasses in the entire existance.
glasses that improves your vision and reflex immensily BUT those are the most delicious pairs of glasses in the entire existance.
Take. Anyway it would barely make myself better at taiko HR.
My 25 quadrillion pantsu collection.
My 25 quadrillion pantsu collection.
Leave.
Supermodel good looks at the cost of only thinking perverted thoughts for the rest of your life.
Supermodel good looks at the cost of only thinking perverted thoughts for the rest of your life.
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Dubstepping machine.
Dubstepping machine.
i am that already
lose the need to shower or use toilet, but never be able to shower or use the toilet
snb you ninja'd but w/e same thing
lose the need to shower or use toilet, but never be able to shower or use the toilet
snb you ninja'd but w/e same thing
no no no no no no no no
cheesiest in a hot tub
cheesiest in a hot tub
Topic Starter
No thanks.
A lifetime passport for free airplane flights?
A lifetime passport for free airplane flights?
I'd be crazy to pass on that.
A Japanese HS girl's freshly worn striped pantsu.
A Japanese HS girl's freshly worn striped pantsu.
er um... *grabs*
A computer that never needs to be upgraded
A computer that never needs to be upgraded
Well...no computer really NEEDS to be upgraded.
But if you meant always stayed fast, sure.
The ability to change all school's future education system, in any time, but only once.
But if you meant always stayed fast, sure.
The ability to change all school's future education system, in any time, but only once.
No. 3complicated5me
A pill that will make you get another persona on consumption.
A pill that will make you get another persona on consumption.
Topic Starter
No thanks.
A stun gun? =w=
A stun gun? =w=
Nope, not sure what I would use it for.
A fish bowl
A fish bowl
Nah I already have 78293 of those and not own a single fish yet.
Fully functional pokeballs that you can capture animals with.
Fully functional pokeballs that you can capture animals with.
Topic Starter
*Takes it and captures a lion and releases it out of town* huehuehue =w=
A mouse with a fixed sensitivity of 10,000 dpi?
A mouse with a fixed sensitivity of 10,000 dpi?
*Takes it and never uses it*
An unlimited amount of rope.
An unlimited amount of rope.
An unlimted amount of rope? an unlimted amount of BDSM action ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A lifetime membership for your local cabbage farm.
A lifetime membership for your local cabbage farm.
Pass.
A geysir.
A geysir.
no thanks, i dont need a gay sir
a lifetime supply of bubble wrap
a lifetime supply of bubble wrap
OMGYES
Lifetime supply of bacon?
Lifetime supply of bacon?
Topic Starter
Taking it. >.<
A global credit card with unlimited credits. o.o
A global credit card with unlimited credits. o.o
taking
same item
same item
Sure.
A mountain of bubblegum.
A mountain of bubblegum.
ok, why not. it'll probably just do fine in my collection of emotions :v
A (real) golden, liquid turd.
A (real) golden, liquid turd.
... why would... I want that.
A legit copy of your favourite game.
A legit copy of your favourite game.
already have that so pass
never have to work but only live half as long
never have to work but only live half as long
Yes.
To live the rest of your life with the person of your choice, and only with that person of your choice.
To live the rest of your life with the person of your choice, and only with that person of your choice.
@silm: Nah, i pass.
I'd rather work out or just leave my body as it is than only living til my late 30s, early 40s (or maybe even early 50s)
@Dulcet: Yeah, why not. I'm not really someone who's jumping back and forth when it comes to girls eitherways.
same q
I'd rather work out or just leave my body as it is than only living til my late 30s, early 40s (or maybe even early 50s)
@Dulcet: Yeah, why not. I'm not really someone who's jumping back and forth when it comes to girls eitherways.
same q
yes
same, why not
same, why not
of course.
also same, because, fuck you
also same, because, fuck you
Gh, it's a really tough one. What if they get sick of you? What if the pair of you get lonely at some point? It's not like the question means they'll love you forever, or vice versa. In the end, I choose "no"! It sounds quite lovely for a while at least, though.
Fly to and live in any country you want, but you can't move back to your home country. Visiting family/friends is fine, but for no longer than a week.
Fly to and live in any country you want, but you can't move back to your home country. Visiting family/friends is fine, but for no longer than a week.
take
a serious cough
a serious cough
leave
no need to have to go to a bathroom (shower, poop, w/e) but lose the ability to enter a bathroom
no need to have to go to a bathroom (shower, poop, w/e) but lose the ability to enter a bathroom
take
only being able to get top rank on one mode of osu while you never are able to pass easy maps on the other modes
only being able to get top rank on one mode of osu while you never are able to pass easy maps on the other modes
Take it, shower it with love, sleep with it, incubate it so it would mature to a fine healthy fluffy popcorn.
Said popcorn.
Said popcorn.
Leave it. Too much of a momma's corn.
The bills left by the aftermath of said popcorn.
The bills left by the aftermath of said popcorn.
le Ave it.
CAKE
WOW THE ORIGINALITY
CAKE
WOW THE ORIGINALITY
Topic Starter
Takes. =w=
1 year supply of tomatoes?
1 year supply of tomatoes?
Take~ I love tomatoes! They're a very versatile ingredient as well :3
An all expenses paid trip to the moon, but with a catch: there's a 7% chance that you won't make it back.
An all expenses paid trip to the moon, but with a catch: there's a 7% chance that you won't make it back.
Nah, I'd rather see some place on Earth and not possibly die.
An all expenses paid trip to all UNESCO heritage sites within a country of your choice.
An all expenses paid trip to all UNESCO heritage sites within a country of your choice.
Topic Starter
Pass. I don't know what is UNESCO.. <.<
A trip around the world with just a bicycle?
A trip around the world with just a bicycle?
I'll pass, this world has way too many steep hills.
Have people always tell you how photogenic you are, but every time you look in a mirror it shatters because it can't handle the beauty.
Have people always tell you how photogenic you are, but every time you look in a mirror it shatters because it can't handle the beauty.
I don't look in the mirrors ever, so why not, I guess.
A free cheek pinch.
A free cheek pinch.
Sure, wouldn't hurt to have one I hope
To have the aurora borealis above your town (but you can only see it).
To have the aurora borealis above your town (but you can only see it).