Cookie Clicker

rust45

Joined May 2009

Topic Starter

rust45 2013-08-25T10:51:23+00:00

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

An oddly addicting game about making cookies. It starts off very slow but it then ends up to be something you can't stop checking and working on.

Warning: I take mod requests in the #mod channels and only there. DO NOT forum PM or chat PM or you will go on my personal blacklist. This excludes people who I respect for one reason or another.
I have left the MAT as I feel as though I wasn't doing anything to justify being there.

Azure_Kite

osu! Alumni

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Joined February 2009

Azure_Kite 2013-08-25T12:21:49+00:00

YES. I SPENT LIKE 15 HOURS ON THIS BEFORE IT REALISED I WAS WASTING MY TIME.

Marcin

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Marcin 2013-08-25T12:24:09+00:00

t/150583/start=15 >.>

Trying to be productive!

Feel free to ask me for help with anything osu!-related.

rust45

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Joined May 2009

Topic Starter

rust45 2013-08-25T22:40:02+00:00

Azure_Kite wrote:
YES. I SPENT LIKE 15 HOURS ON THIS BEFORE IT REALISED I WAS WASTING MY TIME.

Still wasting my time here.

Warning: I take mod requests in the #mod channels and only there. DO NOT forum PM or chat PM or you will go on my personal blacklist. This excludes people who I respect for one reason or another.
I have left the MAT as I feel as though I wasn't doing anything to justify being there.

Azure_Kite

osu! Alumni

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Azure_Kite 2013-08-26T01:03:28+00:00

I'm in the End-game.

senaya

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senaya 2013-08-26T11:12:23+00:00

how to get last 2 upgrades?

SPOILER

Last edited by senaya 2013-08-26T13:07:42+00:00, edited 1 time in total.

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Might be my way back to sea

Azure_Kite

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Azure_Kite 2013-08-26T13:04:30+00:00

You'll need 160 Cursors.

senaya

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senaya 2013-08-26T13:07:31+00:00

Azure_Kite wrote:
You'll need 160 Cursors.

wow, thanks. i thought they're useless

k, now 41/41

If time is a vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea

silmarilen

5,579 posts

Joined February 2010

silmarilen 2013-08-26T13:09:19+00:00

thats odd, it says i have 41/42 upgrades

Azure_Kite

osu! Alumni

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Azure_Kite 2013-08-26T13:11:30+00:00

Yeah, me too. I just had to repurchase All-Chocolate cookies again for some reason <_<

I think he's intending on implementing Milk which can be used to make certain processes more efficient and be a upgrade path all unto itself.

Doodle99

239 posts

Joined September 2011

Doodle99 2013-08-28T13:23:42+00:00

i've played in the 0.125 version, it would be my new life.

32/72 achiviements
28/55 updates.

Kemdo

148 posts

Joined September 2012

Kemdo 2013-08-30T13:22:21+00:00

Oh God There is so many threads about this cookie clicker O - O
I Have been playing for 89 Hours and still leaving it on wanting to become a cookie mastermind ♥♥

CentupleChaos

18 posts

Joined August 2013

CentupleChaos 2013-09-01T16:07:06+00:00

I've wasted too much time on this.. far too much. No, no, no, not going back.. please no.

senaya

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senaya 2013-09-01T17:33:31+00:00

I'm 3 upgrades short again. Can someone help?

If time is a vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea

Azure_Kite

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Azure_Kite 2013-09-01T18:13:31+00:00

7 Golden Cookies
27 Golden Cookies
Dunk the Cookie (Zoom in your Browser until the Cookie touches the milk)

If you get the Lucky Boost of 7* production boost for 77 seconds, you should be able to get a hidden achievement for getting a million cookies in 15 clicks.

senaya

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senaya 2013-09-01T18:56:32+00:00

Azure_Kite wrote:
7 Golden Cookies
27 Golden Cookies
Dunk the Cookie (Zoom in your Browser until the Cookie touches the milk)

If you get the Lucky Boost of 7* production boost for 77 seconds, you should be able to get a hidden achievement for getting a million cookies in 15 clicks.

wait. do i get last 3 upgrades after getting achievements?

If time is a vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea

bmin11

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Joined October 2008

bmin11 2013-09-01T18:57:27+00:00

There are two upgrades for the golden cookie once you get those achievements, but I'm not sure what would be the last one.

맵퍼는 참기름과도 같아서 짜내면 짜낼수록 더 빨리 만든다죠

bmin11's Ranked difficulties & bmin11's Pending difficulties

[Luanny]

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Joined April 2011

[Luanny] 2013-09-01T19:33:16+00:00

why

those

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those 2013-09-01T19:43:20+00:00

http://puu.sh/4gDcF.jpg

best pastime

Feel free to contact me at those[at]ppy[dot]sh for any questions regarding the game!

senaya

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senaya 2013-09-01T22:42:12+00:00

there's even a wiki for this
http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Cookie_Clicker_Wiki

If time is a vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea

deadbeat

osu! Alumni

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Joined June 2009

deadbeat 2013-09-01T22:44:40+00:00

senaya wrote:
there's even a wiki for this
http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Cookie_Clicker_Wiki

cookie clicking is serious business

Azure_Kite

osu! Alumni

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Joined February 2009

Azure_Kite 2013-09-02T04:13:27+00:00

deadbeat knows it.

The Winner Man

0 posts

Joined November 2012

The Winner Man 2013-09-02T04:24:47+00:00

I feel bad for cheating at this game

senaya

osu! Alumni

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senaya 2013-09-03T07:42:56+00:00

this stuff really breaks the game

If time is a vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea

Aerynolae

55 posts

Joined May 2013

Aerynolae 2013-09-04T02:52:45+00:00

deadbeat wrote:
cookie clicking is serious business

It really is.

Am I missing something?

Probably...

bmin11

5,438 posts

Joined October 2008

bmin11 2013-09-15T01:10:10+00:00

- Hourai - from the other thread wrote:
nooooooooooooo

Yes

my progress so far (with golden cookie active atm)

Good game to play while mapping

맵퍼는 참기름과도 같아서 짜내면 짜낼수록 더 빨리 만든다죠

bmin11's Ranked difficulties & bmin11's Pending difficulties

Bass

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Joined January 2009

Bass 2013-09-15T09:35:55+00:00

Hello

also

Flanster

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Joined August 2010

Flanster 2013-09-15T11:11:24+00:00

just wtf

Mara

4,906 posts

Joined November 2009

Mara 2013-09-15T11:27:49+00:00

senaya wrote:
this stuff really breaks the game

No shit, you only get that by cheating.

Dungeons, when?

Jinxy

2,777 posts

Joined February 2009

Jinxy 2013-09-15T11:34:13+00:00

I read those news about my multi-billion national cookie corporation causing environmental problems and controversies and was like "eh, fuck it, as long as I'm making my cookies and getting points"

Then it dawned on me

Faux-philosophical bullshit you don't want to hear

"It's just a game" you tell me

A game to get more cookies to buy more things to speed up the getting of cookies

But to those rich guys at the top, it's the same, it's like a game to them, to see how much richer they can become

And in so doing, disregard those who are suffering from the side-effects of their actions, because to them, those people don't matter

Bass

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Joined January 2009

Bass 2013-09-15T11:43:27+00:00

Game recently updated, around 3,2 bln cps now.

Azure_Kite

osu! Alumni

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Azure_Kite 2013-09-15T13:40:24+00:00

Pretty much Jinx. It's one big, happy rich person simulator.

senaya