When I was 5 my parents sent me to my babysitters house and found a shit ton of toys, tried to steal them but they wouldn't fit.UnderminE wrote:
I stole my friend's toy when I was 5.
>Tried to steal >Them<.
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Shohei Ohtani
Fuck off, guys.
Urgh. I still can find a girlfriend! Augh!!
I got fiendzoned by a girl that I really like a couple of weeks ago.
Now I am dating that girl.
Goml
Now I am dating that girl.
Goml
yeah obviously pfffft.Raose wrote:
pls who needs a girlfriend??? Girlfriends are overrated
I wanted to stress out my financial problems again but
>this page
Maybe later.
>this page
Maybe later.
I didn't really expect myself to be in a relationship with the person i'm currently with because he was odd before.
funny how things turn out
funny how things turn out
I've always loved, and still do love, every woman I've ever remotely liked in a more-than-plationic way. Even if the relationship never progressed into the ballpark or fizzled out soon after. I move on with my life, but there are little rooms in my heart indefinitely rented out to my past crushes and interests.
That's kind of standard for most men? So I don't really have a dark secret confession of any worth...
That's kind of standard for most men? So I don't really have a dark secret confession of any worth...
...but I would be interested in reading about yours!Quaraezha wrote:
I wanted to stress out my financial problems again but
>this page
Maybe later.
you show your D to the girl tou have feel for and she will fall for youTuxdude143 wrote:
Urgh. I still can find a girlfriend! Augh!!
ez girl ez life
That's incredibly sweet of you.chewy wrote:
I've always loved, and still do love, every woman I've ever remotely liked in a more-than-plationic way. Even if the relationship never progressed into the ballpark or fizzled out soon after. I move on with my life, but there are little rooms in my heart indefinitely rented out to my past crushes and interests.
That's kind of standard for most men? So I don't really have a dark secret confession of any worth...
Same here, except for one exception. Not sure if that's standard at all, but it's a good thing either way.chewy wrote:
I've always loved, and still do love, every woman I've ever remotely liked in a more-than-plationic way. Even if the relationship never progressed into the ballpark or fizzled out soon after. I move on with my life, but there are little rooms in my heart indefinitely rented out to my past crushes and interests.
you're 14Tuxdude143 wrote:
Urgh. I still can find a girlfriend! Augh!!
If you're so desperate for a gf why don't you head to #osu and spam compliments followed by a ":3" to the first girl you find in there?
barin ur totemo kawaii desu :3
Or just do what TBTE does every time a girl posts a picture of herself in the IRL thread, because that works every single time.Brian OA wrote:
If you're so desperate for a gf why don't you head to #osu and spam compliments followed by a ":3" to the first girl you find in there?
He forces me to tell how much i love him all the time <3
yoyyOyOO!! boo WhATchu UhP TAA TOnIgHttt hitt ME UhP Ynnnnn Daaa Hood, SWAGGGGG Yolo 42000Dulcet wrote:
Or just do what TBTE does every time a girl posts a picture of herself in the IRL thread, because that works every single time.Brian OA wrote:
If you're so desperate for a gf why don't you head to #osu and spam compliments followed by a ":3" to the first girl you find in there?
#420gucciyoloswagKanye West wrote:
yoyyOyOO!! boo WhATchu UhP TAA TOnIgHttt hitt ME UhP Ynnnnn Daaa Hood, SWAGGGGG Yolo 42000
bitch plz you can't evenKanye West wrote:
yoyyOyOO!! boo WhATchu UhP TAA TOnIgHttt hitt ME UhP Ynnnnn Daaa Hood, SWAGGGGG Yolo 42000
fuck i can't do it.
I just can't make myself so fucking retarded for so long.
rip.
I laughed my ass off trying to read that out loud.Kanye West wrote:
yoyyOyOO!! boo WhATchu UhP TAA TOnIgHttt hitt ME UhP Ynnnnn Daaa Hood, SWAGGGGG Yolo 42000
It sucks when you're inconsistent with yourself, eventually giving into your primal urges and shitposting
Wanting a girlfriend at 14 isn't a confession, it's hormones...
Anyways, I guess I'll give two.
1) My dad bought me a 12 pack of cheap razors awhile ago. Every time I use them, they leave my skin feeling like it's in massive pain, specifically stinging and burning. It gets really severe, but I 'ignore' it and never mention because: a) All pain is temporary, it's no use worrying about something so small. b) They work better than any razor I've had before (which is a LOT).
2) When I was about, say, 12 or so, we got a laptop from my dad's friend who works with computers. I pretty much used it more than anyone else really. Anyways, I usually used it under my bed because it was cool (temperature wise) and peaceful under there. I mostly just watched movies on this one site my dad found, but on one specific day, I got curious from discussions from school (despite having been the summer at the time), and actually went ahead and looked up porn. It was a bit of a risk I'd say, being in the middle of the day, but I don't remember ever worrying about it. Anyways, I actually managed to get somewhere, when suddenly, my mom gets to my doorway, obviously suspicious (You actually CAN'T see what I'm doing from under my bed, due to the positioning and bed skirt). She tells me to hand over the laptop, so I X'ed everything out and turned it off beforehand, but still panicked and wouldn't give it up. My mom knew something was obviously up, so she called my dad and told him that after work he needs to check the laptop, obviously through its history. However, when he looked, he could find nothing related to it. Why? I was using Safe Mode. He asked me if it was a bad pop up that worried me, and I just went with that. I know they never figured it out, because a few months ago, my mom actually asked me if I was looking at info or whatever about transgender stuff and did not want to get caught with it.
EDIT:: I should mention that this was the first and last time I ever actually looked at porn, honestly.
Anyways, I guess I'll give two.
1) My dad bought me a 12 pack of cheap razors awhile ago. Every time I use them, they leave my skin feeling like it's in massive pain, specifically stinging and burning. It gets really severe, but I 'ignore' it and never mention because: a) All pain is temporary, it's no use worrying about something so small. b) They work better than any razor I've had before (which is a LOT).
2) When I was about, say, 12 or so, we got a laptop from my dad's friend who works with computers. I pretty much used it more than anyone else really. Anyways, I usually used it under my bed because it was cool (temperature wise) and peaceful under there. I mostly just watched movies on this one site my dad found, but on one specific day, I got curious from discussions from school (despite having been the summer at the time), and actually went ahead and looked up porn. It was a bit of a risk I'd say, being in the middle of the day, but I don't remember ever worrying about it. Anyways, I actually managed to get somewhere, when suddenly, my mom gets to my doorway, obviously suspicious (You actually CAN'T see what I'm doing from under my bed, due to the positioning and bed skirt). She tells me to hand over the laptop, so I X'ed everything out and turned it off beforehand, but still panicked and wouldn't give it up. My mom knew something was obviously up, so she called my dad and told him that after work he needs to check the laptop, obviously through its history. However, when he looked, he could find nothing related to it. Why? I was using Safe Mode. He asked me if it was a bad pop up that worried me, and I just went with that. I know they never figured it out, because a few months ago, my mom actually asked me if I was looking at info or whatever about transgender stuff and did not want to get caught with it.
EDIT:: I should mention that this was the first and last time I ever actually looked at porn, honestly.
14 and wanting a gf? pls.
I had to wait until I was 17 to have my first not forced kiss
(because assholes I've known through my life loved to kiss my when I was distracted.)
Plus I had to wait MORE THAN 1 YEAR to actually meet my boyfriend and then kiss him
ps.: I'm still 17
gfs/bfs are overrated
I had to wait until I was 17 to have my first not forced kiss
(because assholes I've known through my life loved to kiss my when I was distracted.)
Plus I had to wait MORE THAN 1 YEAR to actually meet my boyfriend and then kiss him
ps.: I'm still 17
gfs/bfs are overrated
so true.[Luanny] wrote:
gfs/bfs are overrated
fwb is better.
amen to that brothaKanye West wrote:
fwb is better.
Shohei Ohtani
Girl I think you've got your acronyms mixed upDulcet wrote:
Or just do what TBTE does every time a girl posts a picture of herself in the IRL thread, because that works every single time.Brian OA wrote:
If you're so desperate for a gf why don't you head to #osu and spam compliments followed by a ":3" to the first girl you find in there?
what you're describing is SNB, not TBTE
My fetish for legs and feet--even other innocuous body parts--is getting out of hand. Help please.
Control your desiresD33d wrote:
My fetish for legs and feet--even other innocuous body parts--is getting out of hand. Help please.
Princess wrote:
Control your desiresD33d wrote:
My fetish for legs and feet--even other innocuous body parts--is getting out of hand. Help please.
Shohei Ohtani
Get the legs thread wastelanded
If you can do this you are master of your domain
If you can do this you are master of your domain
So many of my distant relatives are rich. My parent's cousins. I remember when I went to Asia (not saying where specifically) I got to stay in a mansion with my own room for 2 days, and several maids that would clean up and cook amazing meals. This was back when I was 12, so I didn't really realize that that was supposed to be the one event in my life that motivated me to be at least semi successful. My family is sort of disconnected, so I didn't really ever see them or talk to them again, it was just because we needed a place to stay before flying somewhere else.
i really didn't make much of this until i read tsukihime a couple years ago. i dunno, those rich settings just give me the biggest feels ever since.
i dream about living like this but i'm a lazy pile of bones that can't even get up and learn a language easily
i really didn't make much of this until i read tsukihime a couple years ago. i dunno, those rich settings just give me the biggest feels ever since.
i dream about living like this but i'm a lazy pile of bones that can't even get up and learn a language easily
Alright so things have been going well for me recently.
I've been getting a few commissions here and then and I've finally reached about half my goal to $300.
But I haven't gotten anything new for the last week.
I'm just impatient. But it would be nice to reach my goal early.
So, any of you guys interested in commission art from me?
CDFA already did and I love him for that <3
Thanks again bby
I've been getting a few commissions here and then and I've finally reached about half my goal to $300.
But I haven't gotten anything new for the last week.
I'm just impatient. But it would be nice to reach my goal early.
So, any of you guys interested in commission art from me?
CDFA already did and I love him for that <3
Thanks again bby
Mister I think you've got your acronyms mixed upMr Color wrote:
Girl I think you've got your acronyms mixed upDulcet wrote:
Or just do what TBTE does every time a girl posts a picture of herself in the IRL thread, because that works every single time.
what you're describing is SNB, not TBTE
what you're describing is, uh, I can't think about anyone, but definitely not SNB
E: I have an obsession to prove someone wrong after they've said something wrong about me. So yeah, that's a (lame) confession and this is the wrongproving: the latest 10 I've complimented (girls in bold):
- maal
- Loctav
- Felice (only so I could twist CDFA's words, though; even then nobody got it so yeah nevermind)
- Katze
- lewa (not sure if boldworthy)
- GeGGuli (kind of)
- Ayu
- salted_nuts (kind of)
- Kiay
- Lily-Kun
TL;DR: Color, you are wrong.