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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
granted but the genie doesn't know Star Wars and turns you into one of the rebellion; you get killed by an actual sith later on.

I wish I had a perfectly unstealable tablet pc that could not break, be hacked, catch a virus, have a lost touch pen, and the hard drive could contain 20 times the amount of data of beatmaps stored on osu.ppy.sh, mediafire, and the total data of all of youtube's videos combined. And that it had it's own translator for foreign languages to be converted to english, sent text can be converted to a different language, and all of my files were already on it.
Mashley
2,042 posts
Joined September 2008
Mashley
Granted, but unstealable is not a word so your Tablet PC is stolen.

I wish this thread didn't suck.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted, but it becomes filled with so much pure, liquid awesome that osu! shuts down and explodes.

I wish that I had more cowbell.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
granted. that wish is corrupted on its own

I wish Gabi disappeared
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, but he might come back.

I wish people would understand I am not a retard.

My average grade level in reading is past high school. >.>
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
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MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted but the Dynamite blows up in your face.

I wish I had 54$
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan

MittenMasterzz wrote:

Granted but the Dynamite blows up in your face.
I wish for bad things to happen to people EXCEPT FOR ME OR AFFECTING PEOPLE CLOSE TO ME
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but nobody you knew was close to you at the time.

I wish for raining men. :roll:

lolol
MMzz
Elite Mapper
3,979 posts
Joined June 2009
MMzz
Granted But there all morbidly obese

I wish for a tatacon
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but it is an actual drum and does not work with Taiko No Tatsujin/Drum Master. Or osu!'s Taiko mode.

I wish for an easier way to make maps. (I really do.)
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but your complete incompetence still makes you fail at making maps.

I wish to be able to sleep one hour and have the energy 12 hours of sleep would normally give me.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, you get your energy, but since you're always pumped up after 1 hour, you can't feel your body becoming overworked. You crumble to dust.

I wish we wouldn't repeat wishes.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but you cannot wish again because every wish has been wished before.

I wish for a wish that hasn't been wished before.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted

Here's your volcano made from volcanoes

I wish for a less painful internet connection
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, the pain is now transferred to a little kitty
OHGODWHATHAVEYOUDONE

I wish to release the kitty of its pain
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, it goes to you and rust45. YAY! :D

I wish people knew I wasn't a retard.

I'M NOT A RETARD, GOD DAMMIT!
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Granted, it goes to you and rust45. YAY! :D
It was granted, and you think I'M the retard.

I wish that I wouldn't have to get a high rank to be known around here...
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

I'M the retard.
All I read.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix

supergarlic wrote:

I'M the retard.
All I read.
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz
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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
/derail
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
(Going off of Weegee's post)
Granted, but you don't need a high rank in the first place and the Genie kills you for making a useless wish.

I wish topics derailed less.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
Granted but now all the topics are topics you hate talking about.

I wish for a new TV.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi

Metruzero wrote:

Granted but now all the topics are topics you hate talking about.
:cry:

Granted but it's a new crappy TV.

I wish that Forum Games/Random were separate forums.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but all the games derail and get sent to random anyway.

I wish to never get songs stuck in my head unless I want them to.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but trolls don't get wishes granted for being subatomically-brained /b/tards that cannot prove anything.

I wish rust knew that if I were a tard (as in stupid), that his brain would be well below subatomic.
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz

strager wrote:

It can't be called a brain if it's subatomic, idiot.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Ignoring the drama and since Weegee's wish is nothing good to go off of, I'll just grant my own.

Granted, but when the song gets stuck in your head, it never leaves, even after other songs get stuck in there, eventually your brain blows up from too many songs playing at once.

I wish Weegee would quit being a drama fag.
5ku112
160 posts
Joined October 2008
5ku112
I just saw the last few Weegee posts.

Granted, but Weegee takes it up a notch and sends you a PM filled with smilies and size=200 font about his feelings.

I wish for the Mibbit client to work.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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qlum
481 posts
Joined October 2008
qlum
granted but your ISP cut off the internet

I wish the old topic was back
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
granted but,
OOPS, LOCKED!

I wish for friends on Mario Kart Wii(C) that are not hackers, cheaters, liars, idiots, cheap, perverted, mean, rude, trolls, cyberbullies, or imaginary. >:3 Beat that, bitches.
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Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
you what your what? The genie didn't see the word "wish" in there, so he didn't do anything.

I wish that I have the determination to finish all my homework as soon as I get home from school.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but it takes so long you have no freetime.

I wish I had more holidays in the year.
Sir Minelli
524 posts
Joined September 2008
Sir Minelli
Granted! Just kidding!

I wish I could find gold coins at the end of a rainbow :'(
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted but they weren't the kind of gold coins you were expecting.

I wish we wouldn't get flooded again
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
granted, you get burnt by lava.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted.

I wish, that my school, wouldn't have such a stupid librarian (she's new) with such stupid rules on backpacks on the hooks in the library, the loaner laptops, the laptops in general, the laptop's image that she likes to use so often to reimage everyone's laptops, and every other stupid thing she does, I wish would just go away.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
TL;DR: Granted but you suck

I wish this wish was corrupted.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted, but some of the cops are awesome at touhou/any other bullet hell game and weave through them before shooting you(irony), which automatically stops the wish.

I wish I didn't have to wish after a corruption.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but your wish has already been corrupted, in terms of data.

I wish that the genie spontaneously combusted.
Neo@lex
1,345 posts
Here since the beginning
Neo@lex
Granted but you get caught in the explosion.

I wish I could take it easier.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but the genie kills you for the avatar-involving joke known as Yukkuri you can't take it any easier than you already are, due to having a Reimu(Green) Yukkuri Avatar.

I wish for the full and whole value of Pi. Not the food, not the pie chart, just the numerical Pi.

Pi as in
~
||
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but what you showed was not the Genie killed you for wishing for the value of something that does not exist.
~
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Seriously, what is that?

I wish that I had the motivation to map.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, you suck

I wish this wish was wished before
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted, but it ended just as disastrously as last time. With you being attacked by birds. And a savage chimpanzee. Seriously, who keeps a pet chimpanzee?

I wish for a pet chimpanzee to be the best osu! player ever.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted. 24,320 people get banned all at the same time, depleting osu.ppy.sh of its' intelligent population.

I wish SRB2 2.0 was backwards-compatible so I wouldn't have to recolor everything to make it look right.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
You made a grammar error.
No wish for you.

I wish Weegee wasn't a retard.
GladiOol
4,475 posts
Joined August 2008
GladiOol
Granted, but it's weegee so he went back to a retard a second after your wish.

I wish for pie.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted IN YOUR FACE

I wish Weegee would stay smart after my previous wish.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but I was smart in the first place. 1 grammar error does not mean you're stupid. >.>

I wish for an explanation on why you call me a tard. (Anything involving my avatar, signature, or name will result in the poster getting a roundhouse kick to the face.)
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but all of the atoms in your body are positively charged, so in turn, so you attract lightning.

I wish for proof of Supergarlic's so-called reason.
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted, but it was there the whole time, you are just blind to it.


I wish for wishes that don't come true.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but Wiis fall from the sky and kill you, negating your wish.

(...You guys are just doing this because I'm based off of Weegee aren't you?)

I wish rust45, Wojjan, strager, supergarlic and 5ku115 acually had brains.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but they're brains are turned off.

I wish everyone would stop being dicks and asses.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted. Now, everyone's being vaginas and boobs.

I wish that I had an apple.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but it has a worm in it. Wat?

I wish people would stop calling me a tard.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, you idiot

I wish Weegee wasn't so bloody oblivious.
Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis
Granted, but now he's thick headed.
I wish Weegee would go away.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted, but one thousand trolls come to replace him.

I wish Sho Minamimoto was real.
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted, he just recited pi using a megaphone right in your ear.

I wish.
5ku112
160 posts
Joined October 2008
5ku112
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Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
inb4 Weegee
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
*blows up wojjan and skips him for not wishing*

Yes but I granted it so I put in bias and I plead the fifth over this "WeegeevsWeegee's a Tard" nonsense.

I wish I could make good manga

Inb4 but every other manga maker dies.
Inb4 bad grammar no wish for you.

*"I plead the fifth" means a reminder of innocent until ultimately proven guilty.*

You're going to have to use every post I've ever made to prove this right. If you think you still can, just try, or get the fuck out. *Antiderail*
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted.... well actually the post was too long so the Genie didn't read it.

I wish that everyone would stop inb4'ing

inb4 but you just did it
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
inb4genie
Awww, no wish for you.

I wish har fokfoorfi magyora mincluth..
*got inb4 skog vin tillij XDD
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
INB4NOGRANTS4TROLLS

OOPSIE, NO WISH FOR YOU!

I wish for a completely legitimate reason why people call me a tard. I DO NOT DESERVE TO BE CALLED A FUCKING RETARD, IDIOT, OR ANYTHING INVOLVING MENTAL PROBLEMS!
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

CAPS ON ALMOST EVERYONE POST I MADE
I wish for world pieces
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted. you're the world. MIND CRUSH! For pieces.

I wish for the same thing, but an actual post I've made. An actual post. In fact, make it two hundred.
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

No actual posts available.
I wish for less korean drama
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
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Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis
I don't need to grant it as the evidence is there. Want proof? Click the Preview button before the submit button and read your posts.
I wish for something creative.
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Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz
Greatest Proof

I wish for a recorder
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz
lol pokebis we basically posted the same thing :[
Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis
]:
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
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Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
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Wizard Of Orz

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

I'm a tard
So you did say it!

Wish: Popup ads disappear
Neo@lex
1,345 posts
Here since the beginning
Neo@lex
Popup adds disappear completely, and as a result all the websites that rely on funding from advertisements are forced to go offline, and all the sites that advertise themselves through popups lose their userbases.

I wish for boobs.

Also, Weegee, stop being a tard and make some actual worthwhile posts. This topic almost derailed completely because you had to force your personal shit onto the rest of the community. If you have a point to argue, argue it with the people involved or contact those with greater authority.
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Wizard Of Orz
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Wizard Of Orz


I wish for fatless pork
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
granted but pork now tastes TERRIBLE.

Great Drake & Josh joke though.

I wish for a wish that wished for more wishes that all wished for fishes, that all tasted lishus. Yes I know that was a Yugioh GX reference of Chumley.
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Yes I know that was a Yugioh GX reference of Chumley.
No one knows that im pretty sure

Granted but your wishes don't really come true. You can just wish.

I wish for devotion
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you're devoted to community service.

I wish that my school had started a week earlier resulting in more PA days (this year we actually only have one PA day).

*PA days = home alone
Neo@lex
1,345 posts
Here since the beginning
Neo@lex
Granted, but all the PA days are on weekends.

I wish I was a loli.
Mara
4,907 posts
Joined November 2009
Mara

neo@lex wrote:

I wish I was a loli.
Granted, but you will be kidnapped by pedophiles.

I wish that I can go sleep.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, I kill you.
Eternal sleep yay
I wish that Weegee would stop the tardesque butthurt.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Off topic: Ok fine I'm a tard. But anyone that calls me one is a tard too because there is absolutely no reason to tell someone that. Trolling = stupid. flaming = trolling. hazing = flaming.

On topic: Granted but since you didn't grant my wish, no wish for you.

I wish that wojjan, Larto, JarJarJacob, Strager, 5ku115, rust45, and adam2046 knew they were tards for calling me a tard.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you're not realizing that the majority of your posts aren't serious enough so they go back to being assholes. Seriously, my advice to you is to try making a couple of regular, more serious posts in the General Discussion forum, so they'd think you're more mature or something. Or more intelligence if you think they think you're lacking that.

I wish Weegee will receive enlightenment.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted





WAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAH AHAHA heh.

no, seriously

WAHAHAHAH AHAheh!HAH

I wish people would keep it real
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

I wish [...] wojjan, Larto, JarJarJacob, Strager, 5ku115, rust45, and adam2046 call[...] me a tard.
Granted, you tard!

Larto wrote:

You are such a tard

JarJarJacob wrote:

retard

strager wrote:

l2post

5ku112 wrote:

God stop hiding behind your age, tard

rust45 wrote:

you are a retard

adam2046 wrote:

you suck at posting, idiot
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
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Wizard Of Orz
yet again i am excluded
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