Older sister came into my room while I was sleeping just to ask if I wanted to drink that can of beer (Which had been sitting in the fridge for 2 weeks now because I wanted to save it).
Being awoken from deep slumber, I only could barely make out the words "Drink" & "Beer", my response to that was a highly irritated no.
Then next morning, I find the can opened. Of course, that's because she asked me "Do you want the can of beer".
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Honestly, I'm pretty damn annoyed right now. Of course I fucking want it. My soul demands compensation.