I couldn't help but to post it. This line makes me laugh every time I see itKaona wrote:
Heeey! I sent you that~Kyonko Hizara wrote:
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Dont you understand the irony ...Kanye West wrote:
0/10 not even remotely funnyDark_Ai wrote:
someone who have to lie and playing with feeling to be happy just pitiful
Don't you understand the word "irony" ?Dark_Ai wrote:
Dont you understand the irony ...
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Don't you understand the word "irony" ?Dark_Ai wrote:
Dont you understand the irony ...
LELELELELELEL NO BAHAHAHsilmarilen wrote:
seems to have worked tho
and laughed for seeing both of them kicking each other and she finally kicked his 'thing' in the end. (i know it hurts but yea, he laughed harder in pain too so- )
Poker day with friends, finally I've won this time
My friend wrote:
But that cursor's bigger than in last song o_O, why don't you just make the cursor like 10x bigger to hit everything very easily?
That part in the fake ending of Super Mario 3D Land where Bowser gets hit in the head with a giant boulder.
So much troll
best around 02:00
best around 02:00
it's funny when you get attacked when you say your opinion
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, eating a Dimmsdale Dimmacone
this part right here (the next couple of seconds)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVzu1_12 ... page#t=82s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVzu1_12 ... page#t=82s
"Hey Kanye I need you help. So I have a nigger roommate who bought a room in my house and I'm Asian and we Asians get along with almost everybody. But this nigger keeps eating my rice and it's fucking annoying. How do I stop a nigger from eating my rice? Because Of they nigger I've been very hungry i"
i lol'd so hardStatic Noise Bird wrote:
"Hey Kanye I need you help. So I have a nigger roommate who bought a room in my house and I'm Asian and we Asians get along with almost everybody. But this nigger keeps eating my rice and it's fucking annoying. How do I stop a nigger from eating my rice? Because Of they nigger I've been very hungry i"
i just downloaded that to watch, good to know its funnyMichalv wrote:
A scene from Btooom! that I think is illogical lol
Came across this on my news feed
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Hypocritical discussions about hypocrites by hypocrites in OT.
Don't use a word if you don't know what it means.BrokenArrow wrote:
Hypocritical discussions about hypocrites by hypocrites in OT.
This made me laughKanye West wrote:
Don't use a word if you don't know what it means.BrokenArrow wrote:
Hypocritical discussions about hypocrites by hypocrites in OT.
Playing DDR and my EAmuse card not working and still trying to load after 45 minutes =w=
asking my friend do I have to go to do our school project, and he said just pretend you don't remember about the project
we accidentally said things with my friend that were in perfect rhythm, and then we kept repeating that line on "The Beat" by The Prodigy.
Story from one of my friends when she was in middle school. It's hella funneh
My friend!!!!!
I actually know that feeling. it is glorious <3Nicollo wrote:
my friend fell to a river
I've got a new dress
and this made you laugh?Dark_Ai wrote:
I've got a new dress
strange humor
i don't know manDulcet wrote:
and this made you laugh?Dark_Ai wrote:
I've got a new dress
strange humor
it definitely made me laugh
kanye, you're a nigger, not a person
niggers don't have a sense of humor
while people do
don't get confused, you silly fuck
niggers don't have a sense of humor
while people do
don't get confused, you silly fuck
nigga =/= person sry kanye bbyDulcet wrote:
kanye, you're a nigger, not a person
niggers don't have a sense of humor
while people do
don't get confused, you silly fuck