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Michi


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Aeidxst

ReZero wrote:

I'm not a poet though
I don't get what's going on
but here I am anyway
Cropzy, I'm disappointed in you son
but if you leave, it might be okay

pls
It's your turn Cropzy.

Tom94
Top of the ladder --
and when did you get here,
ShadowSoul?
Depator
SPOILER
Once upon a time
There was a guy
He played a lot
Couldn't stop
Before he was on the top

Tried my best.
Dedicated to thelewa<3
Cropzy

ReZero wrote:

I'm not a poet though
I don't get what's going on
but here I am anyway
Cropzy, I'm disappointed in you son
but if you leave, it might be okay

pls
okay
SPOILER
Rezero you aint' cool
Your just a silly baka fool,
Nigga dis' rhyme aint a crime,
So dont waste my fucking time!
ethox
A story about a female of our species called Weather.

SPOILER
once when I was on a boat
I saw a mystic pearl
on the ocean, just float
she was a pretty girl
until shipwreck
when weather you deceived me
damned to heck
Pegram

Cropzy wrote:

ReZero wrote:

I'm not a poet though
I don't get what's going on
but here I am anyway
Cropzy, I'm disappointed in you son
but if you leave, it might be okay

pls
okay
SPOILER
Rezero you aint' cool
Your just a silly baka fool,
Nigga dis' rhyme aint a crime,
So dont waste my fucking time!
well guess what
SPOILER
hey cropzy

go f yourself
Bweh
ReZero got owned son
Hohshit I better run

/me runs

gg no re
Cropzy

ReZero wrote:

well guess what
SPOILER
hey cropzy

go f yourself

I R SOWI PLZ BE FWEND
Pegram
You dare mock my high-class poetry

I shall never 4give you
Bweh
Guilty Pleasures
I used to think MillhioreF was pretty hot
Then he mentioned he was a guy
I'd still do him if I were a girl; no idea why
But I'm not
Cropzy

Brian OA wrote:

Guilty Pleasures
I used to think MillhioreF was pretty hot
Then he mentioned he was a guy
I'd still do him if I were a girl; no idea why
But I'm not
lolwat
that rhymes
i dont like limes
ive seen elfen lied too many times
Kanye West

thelewa wrote:

The Nigger Poem
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger

edit: I made it better
Cropzy

Kanye West wrote:

thelewa wrote:

The Nigger Poem
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger

edit: I made it better
knew it wouldnt be long before that was posted
Bweh
Took a nigger to post it
Kanye West
I'm not really a nigger.

Flattered by the compliment though
Bweh
Any time
Cropzy
The rhymes i put in this thread are the best
Nobody can beat me
Go on put me to the test
Now i need a wee
Vish024
Be amazed
It's hot as fuck
My shirt is stuck
Too hot and sweaty
My balls are itchy
Bweh
SPOILER
LaVolpe is bad
His poetry makes me sad
Because it sucks
And I give not a single fuck
/me runs
Vish024
Oh that's how it's gonna be?

Carving up Brian
Brian OA
is so gay
It's a horrible day
Too hot and sweaty
My balls are itchy
Bweh
Counterattack
You're using the same stupid rhyme
Stop wasting your time
Besides, you're the fag
You want the d so much you gag
Already has herpes
And lost his chastity belt keys

This means war
Vish024
Carving up Brian 2.0
You're trying so hard
Almost as bad as Cacofonix the bard
It makes me ache
For fuck's sake





























Too hot and sweaty
My balls are itchy

Getting carved up brudda.
Bweh
Get owned, son
Nigga I ain't even mad
If I was, it'd be cause your poetry's so bad.
I mean shit, that last line was so pathetic
Are you even trying to be poetic?
You lost
Vish024
Carve up of the century
Oh god I just fell off me seat
You're so stupid you can't even admit defeat
Enjoy yourself living in denial
Your poetry's so shite it's farcical

Game's up m'friend.

No seriously, I'm off to lunch.
Bweh
Yeah, go ahead and run with your tail between your legs
What a feg.
Cyclohexane
He gets points for the Cacofonix reference, though
Vish024

Brian OA wrote:

Yeah, go ahead and run with your tail between your legs
What a feg.
Can you believe this guy?

Color back me up here.
Vext_old

LaVolpe024 wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

Yeah, go ahead and run with your tail between your legs
What a feg.
Can you believe this guy?

Color back me up here.
I didn't look at a single post before yours Volpe but you have my axe!

Haiku time?

Brian OA
My heart aches with pain
When I see you, I vomit
Die away from me.
Apex_old
I'm not going to post poetry in this thread.
thelewa
;_;
Macacito
i dont like poetry
Hoverlegs
scratching my balls because they're so sweaty
scratching the right one, move on with the left the air is so heavy
tickling my balls with my thumb
i am gundam
Cyclohexane
Sorry Volpe, but it seems poetry is not my forte. Perhaps Shiro might be able to give you a hand.
Blue Stig

Vext wrote:

you have my axe!
I thought you had a hammer!!
Vext_old

Blue Stig wrote:

Vext wrote:

you have my axe!
I thought you had a hammer!!
Precisely, nobody touches the hammer but me. You can have my axe though!
Wojjan
Holy shit this is the worst.

Wow
Kyonko Hizara
You don't want my depressing strange poetry
Foxtrot
I can't believe I was actually expecting decent poems.
Kanye West
roses are red
violets are blue
this thread is full of idiots
just like you!!!
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