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The poetry thread.

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jesse1412
1,457 posts
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Topic Starter
jesse1412
This thread is all about poetry.

On the beaches of improvement.
Peppy's sandy vagina;
is expierencing oceanic floods.
soon there shall be no sand~
Alrash'k antak-ar.
On the beaches, north
our pp rigs are tall.
when will it end?
The seeds are sown.
We plant seeds,
preparation of hards
on pp farm.


Yes these poems do have deeper meanings. This thread is ~DEEP~

Let us do battle.

Väinämöinen encounters the jealous Joukahainen and they do battle. Joukahainen loses and pledges his sister's hand in return for his life, the sister (Aino) drowns herself in the sea.

The battle was fought by poems
Pegram
1,497 posts
Joined June 2010
Pegram
I didn't expect to see things straight out of Kalevala in the Off-Topic section of osu! forums.

+1 for finlandesean stuff
thelewa
3,537 posts
Joined August 2010
thelewa
Everyday lives of highschool osu! players
Cookiezi has no life,
and neither do I.
What a sad existence.
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thelewa
3,537 posts
Joined August 2010
thelewa
THOU HAST BEEN STRUCK DOWN INTO THE SWAMPS BY THE MIGHT OF MY BEAUTIFUL NOT-POEM
Kanye West
2,222 posts
Joined July 2011
Kanye West

thelewa wrote:

Everyday lives of highschool osu! players

Cookiezi has no life,
and neither do I.
What a sad existence.
jesse1412
1,457 posts
Joined January 2010
Topic Starter
jesse1412

thelewa wrote:

THOU HAST BEEN STRUCK DOWN INTO THE SWAMPS BY THE MIGHT OF MY BEAUTIFUL NOT-POEM
I offer thee my sister's hand.
My sister she does not exist.
Her hand in marriage? She must be pissed.
Where is my sister going?
Sister come back, no! NO! WATER FLOWING.
Kanye West
2,222 posts
Joined July 2011
Kanye West
i thought the bible said jesus was a plumber or some shit

not a poet for sure
thelewa
3,537 posts
Joined August 2010
thelewa
Nobody likes me waah waah
The iceburn is cold.
Am I really so old
that every girl I like,
kill themselves on a pike?
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Macacito
430 posts
Joined July 2012
Macacito
are black people jokes legal here?
Cropzy
388 posts
Joined July 2012
Cropzy
SPOILER
REMOVEDFAGERTSDFDSS
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jesse1412
1,457 posts
Joined January 2010
Topic Starter
jesse1412
No humour here.
There is nothing funny here,
No jokes, no smiles. Just twats.
Alone, you should die from beer;
In your lonely, shitty, dirty flat.
thelewa
3,537 posts
Joined August 2010
thelewa
Truth about Cropzy
I sense plagiarism,
he might have autism.
You didn't write that
and I won't raise my hat
jesse1412
1,457 posts
Joined January 2010
Topic Starter
jesse1412
Clean this mess
TAKE YOUR HAND, FORM A FIST.
PLACE IT BETWEEN HIS CROTCH!
WOJJAN COME AND BRING A TWIST!
BAN THAT FUCKING NAZI BIOTCH
thelewa
3,537 posts
Joined August 2010
thelewa
The First Line Might Be False
Tom was always fake
his name is pancake
he likes coding
and anal probing
jesse1412
1,457 posts
Joined January 2010
Topic Starter
jesse1412
Double
Earlier Lewa had posted
A double post at which I toasted.
jesse1412
1,457 posts
Joined January 2010
Topic Starter
jesse1412
Post
But I believe it should be noted.
A double post, it's not emotive.
thelewa
3,537 posts
Joined August 2010
thelewa
A poem 8 lines of length
This is a poem
and it doesn't rhyme.
Except for now.
You may ask: "How?"
I have no idea,
this poem is lost like me in Ikea.
But I do know this
I like tits
Cropzy
388 posts
Joined July 2012
Cropzy
my last post was an old copypasta.

Cropzy confirmed for being perfectly healthy and non autistic.

I just have a really silly sense of humour. The internet has ruined me.....

ಥ_ಥ
jesse1412
1,457 posts
Joined January 2010
Topic Starter
jesse1412
The mists of jelly sea
I am very jelly.
I stand here alone
I wish I was in Delhi
I could play my saxaphuck u kanye

I'd get lots of money
but I'm not in a hurry
I've got lewa, he's funny.
I'm jealous of his 8 line poem how the fuck did he do that, I like curry.
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Kanye West
2,222 posts
Joined July 2011
Kanye West
you spelled saxophone wrong you nigger
thelewa
3,537 posts
Joined August 2010
thelewa
Crozpy is Cropzy With the z in the wrong place
Cropzy reminds me
of how I made my avatar
crop it and it's made
now I wish I had a car
jesse1412
1,457 posts
Joined January 2010
Topic Starter
jesse1412
Kanye's poem
Faggot please kill me
kill me please you must
no one likes what I will be
lest I live, I feel no trust.
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Cropzy
388 posts
Joined July 2012
Cropzy

thelewa wrote:

Crozpy is Cropzy With the z in the wrong place
Cropzy reminds me
of how I made my avatar
crop it and it's made
now I wish I had a car
<3 you too bby
thelewa
3,537 posts
Joined August 2010
thelewa
The Nigger Poem
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger

edit: I made it better
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Aeidxst
291 posts
Joined July 2012
Aeidxst
Such romance!
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
Good thing nigger rhymes with nigger!
Pegram
1,497 posts
Joined June 2010
Pegram
I'm not a poet though
I don't get what's going on
but here I am anyway
Cropzy, I'm disappointed in you son
but if you leave, it might be okay

pls
jesse1412
1,457 posts
Joined January 2010
Topic Starter
jesse1412
Eastern Europe
in east Urop we can not school
costs money
we steal our schools
Please send £5 a month, save Russians, save lives.

mi fater used to beat mi.
i did not run
now he is dead
send money you shitty west scum.
zertap
723 posts
Joined February 2012
zertap
An order
I was ordered
To post a poem here
And so did I do
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