I just got the weirdest dream, but it's long as hell.
I was just minding my business, snoring until 1:30 PM as usual when I fell into a dream. I was in a bus, it was night, and for some reason I was with some friends. I'm not sure who, but they felt friendly to me. I decided to look through the back window to find Masato on a bike pedaling at us with pure muscle power at like 200 kph. He rammed at the bus, effectively launching it into the sky--along with me and my friends-- and into a building. I jumped out the bus as I saw it crash into a building or something, but I didn't have time to mourn as I crashed through a window and into a brightly lit classroom. Right in front of me, looking at me from her left side was Sakura, I mean
this Sakura. I was oblivious to the obviously lethal wounds on my body as was she. I got up and looked at her when Homerun Akemi from Madoka burst through the door, berated the teacher that didn't exist in my dream until a few seconds ago, and then started talking shit to Sakura. Before some big magical girl showdown could start I was in an apartment. It was poorly lit, save for some fire coming out of another room, and I was in a hallway connected to said room. I was on my way to that room but some woman--I dunno who--came up to me in the middle of the cramped hall. She was beautiful, but for some reason I asked her whether she was guilty about something. She blushed in a very moe fashion and then got really angry at me (still moe, since I believed it was tsundere) and kicked me in the face, knocking me down. She might've been Sera (from Korezom) but I can't say for sure.
Due to the massive fluctuations in my brainwaves, I replayed that scene in my dream. Except this time she didn't kick me, but distorted into some abomination (still had a good body though) which reminded me of Shadnic's godawful avatar:
She jumped me and killed me or something. Then she reverted back to her hot self and went over to the room with the fire, also dragging my corpse there. There were some overconfident lolis in the room looking back at the prey (me) and laughing. I distinctly remember some kind of "kukuku" sort of laugh from one of them. For some weirdass reason the woman pinned my body down. Then she got blasted through a wall and was suddenly wrapped in belts or something. The lewd lolis approached her slowly, panting heavily with a very suggestive look on their eyes; almost as if they were hungry for her body. My corpse began flopping around in the background as the woman tried to fight back with her legs. They pinned her down and before the really suggestive H scene began I woke up.
My pants were dry, but I was sweating a lot.
I went to church that day. The father told me I was nuts and that I should stop watching anime.