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What would you do if you woke up next to the person above you?

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sakana_aki
I'd probably tie you before you tied me D:
Bweh
Not if I use rape tape
sakana_aki
Then I'd just run before you woke up Q.Q
she_old
change your name to sakana_teriyaki
Kanye West
change your name to loser69rii
silmarilen
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UnderminE
change your avatar

no jk
she_old
Change your name to UnderswinE
ok I wouldn't dare ;_;
Bweh
go to church and repent
sakana_aki
I'd still run.. :<
Foxtrot
Oh, hello there.

Don't mind me, just keep sleeping.
Seph
eat food and chat
silmarilen
drink food and chat
Foxtrot
drink chat food and
silmarilen
drink foot
Aeidxst
Lock you up in my dungeon and gang-bang your hair everyday.
Bweh
Call the police
UnderminE
Draw something on your face
Kitsunemimi
cuddle~
Hiryuu_old
hugs~
Irisu_old
Go prepare tea.
mtmcl
Probably buy you a supporter tag.
Maiz94
Gives yandere face look~
Aeidxst
Help you think about occupation.
she_old
Prepare kebab on bed for you
sakana_aki
Stuff you with kebab 'til you get enough and stop talking about it. >:c
she_old
Feed you food until your gluttonous needs are met.
sakana_aki
OMG I WAS HUNGRY ONCE OK FAK YU

I'd slap you
she_old
I'd cry ;_;
Then I'd delete your avatar out of sadness
Yarissa
I would be worried that loseri is stalking me :>

and that I lost my virginity
silmarilen
talk about being vague about gender and thailand
Yarissa
The funny thing is I'm 6'1" and very obviously manly (*ahem* lots of body hair). But who knows, I could still be a woman.... If I was I'd be scared

If I woke up next to you I'd douse you in holy water
Emaal
I'd wonder why the hell I was in bed with a tall man...
silmarilen
try to speak sexy danish
Kanye West
get high duh
sakana_aki
I'd make you breakfast since you're such a nice guy.
Emaal
Make some delicious breakfast, whereafter I'd await for any other request. Butler for a day.

Hi Lucy <3
sakana_aki


I'd hug you then.

Hi Emil. <3
BrokenArrow
Force you to add me as friend in osu!.
Bweh
Steal belongings, make breakfast, make up a good lie about it and act as if nothing happened.
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