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Horrendously Unfair Mafia. (Over - Mafia win!)

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adam2046
So?
You had my arm before then.
anonymous_old
Wha.
adam2046

strager wrote:

I seriously have your arm. LS said so.

Also I had toast last night so I kinda feel sick...
Totally my arm.
I distinctly remember asking Subi to make me cut it off and throw it at you.
Now, if you're not gonna use it the way it was meant to be used, return it immediately.
0_o
[useful post]
Wojjan, what was that "proof" that you were townie?
Derekku
0_o beat me to it. But wait, I think I remember something...

Wojjan wrote:

I need until N2 to prove anything. It's part of this HORRENDOUSLY UNFAIR MAFIA OF WHICH THE TITLE IS NOT A LIE.
Wojjan, did you need Night 2, or at least until Day 3? Because Night 2 was skipped, in which case you may be completely out of luck o_o

I'll just put you on the spot here to explain: Vote: Wojjan
adam2046
inb4 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TIME ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES T_T

And how is my arm not useful?
Derekku
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0_o

Derekku Chan wrote:

I'll just put you on the spot here to explain: Vote: Wojjan
Hold on, there are 3 people left, and you vote Wojjan to put him on the spot? If I were mafia I could vote Wojjan and win right now, so you have to believe I'm not mafia. And the only way that you would know that I'm not mafia is if you were the mafia, or if you were told that I am innocent somehow. Explain?
anonymous_old
anonymous_old

0_o wrote:

Derekku Chan wrote:

I'll just put you on the spot here to explain: Vote: Wojjan
Hold on, there are 3 people left, and you vote Wojjan to put him on the spot? If I were mafia I could vote Wojjan and win right now, so you have to believe I'm not mafia. And the only way that you would know that I'm not mafia is if you were the mafia, or if you were told that I am innocent somehow. Explain?
You "proved" you weren't Mafia by hammering, but that's not really proof at all. Your role could call for you not participating in any lynches or something.

Also, I was told Derekku was Innocent last Night. Definitely have no idea how reliable that investigation is, though. xD
anonymous_old
Psst.

Vote: LadySuburu
Derekku
I'm using risky actions because I still don't know what role I am. I could be mafia, or I could be an innocent townie, or I could be something entirely different. Maybe we'll all just end up townies that are killing each other =(

Anyway, yeah, by not hammering, you look pretty innocent, 0_o. BUT, that doesn't mean that Wojjan isn't mafia. :T
Topic Starter
LadySuburu
*Derekku suddenly collapses.*

Derekku - *Talks too much* - Died suddenly Day 4.

It's still Day 4.

Oh, and one to lynch.
anonymous_old

strager wrote:

Psst.

Vote: LadySuburu
Psst.

Vote: LadySuburu
Derekku
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anonymous_old

Derekku Chan wrote:

PPS: 0_o, if you're not mafia, then HURRY AND VOTE WOJJAN DAMMIT dadsklfjds
Logic fail.
Derekku
Apparently I'm not mafia, and 0_o is most definitely not mafia because he didn't hammer Wojjan when he had the chance. That leaves Wojjan as mafia, obviously. (Unless he's townie too lol @ this mafia game)
anonymous_old
Wait. I forgot it was Day 4. Thought we were stuck on Day 3 already.

Nevermind~
adam2046
hmm.
Hey Subi, since I'm a ghost, can I channel my ability?
Topic Starter
LadySuburu

adam2046 wrote:

hmm.
Hey Subi, since I'm a ghost, can I channel my ability?
Nope, sorry.
anonymous_old
/me changes the channel.
Derekku
I love how the only people talking are the ones that aren't alive :3
anonymous_old
I didn't know boobs COULD be alive.
Derekku
suki yo *jiggle* suki yo

suki yo *jiggle* suki yo

suki yo *jiggle* suki yo

suki yo *jiggle* suki yo
adam2046
But seriously, that arm is important.
Derekku
*pulls adam's arm out of strager's ass and throws it to 0_o*

Kill Wojjan with it plz
Topic Starter
LadySuburu

Derekku Chan wrote:

*pulls adam's arm out of strager's ass and throws it to 0_o*

Kill Wojjan with it plz
Sorry, ghosts can't touch dead bodies, only living players can.
adam2046
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0_o
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adam2046
aaaaaaaand?
0_o
aaaaaaaaaaand now we wait for LadySuburu?
adam2046
We take my magic hand and pump Wojjan full of laser beams!
0_o
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Topic Starter
LadySuburu
*Wojjan also dies.* Edit: *Everyone explodes with massive gibs.*

Wojjan - *Chuck Norris?* - Lynched D4.

0_o - Mafia - Wins!

Now that my fun's over, I'll start up NM5 tomorrow.


Roles:

adam2046 - Strange Inventor - Makes items.

derekku - Unlynchable Bulletproof townie with acute post death syndrome - Dies after 15 posts. Can't be lynched or killed any other way.

wojjan - Over 9000 - Can kill, ressurect, roleblock, and protect. Powers are lost if someone publically figures out he did any of these.

strager - Role I can mess with - A role whose rules are determined based on what he attempts to do.

0_o - Mafia who doesn't care - No NK, Also can't be lynched or killed unless role is changed by adam or strager, or in LyLo.


Feel free to post your origional role PMs. Some are pretty funny.
0_o
Role PM

You are a Mafia who doesn't care. Each night you could kill someone, but you don't care enough to.

You could win with the mafia, but you don't care enough to.

Of course, there may be other things you don't care enough to do.
Topic Starter
LadySuburu
Here are the exact role PMs I remember.


Derekku:

Your role PM was lost in the mail.

Please confirm in thread.



strager:

You ar




irm in thread.
Derekku
Ahh, so that's why 0_o didn't just kill Wojjan when I was still alive; He couldn't kill me at night :3

This was actually kinda fun. Crazy unknown roles are lulz~

EDIT: PS do another one of these sometimes :T
0_o

Derekku Chan wrote:

Ahh, so that's why 0_o didn't just kill Wojjan when I was still alive; He couldn't kill me at night :3
Yeah I had to go right after my last post, and I was afraid if I hammered Wojjan, then the next day would come before I got back and you would hammer me then :P
adam2046
You are a strange inventor. Each day, you can attempt to create an item that does something. However, the item may be given to another person, or not do what you intended it to do. Plan your inventions carefully.

You win with the town. Please confirm in thread.
Now I'll try and explain some things.
Massive log go!

BREAKFAST
- a nourishing meal important to any diet!
When used, the player will feel invigorated!

I invented breakfast ya' know.
You've obtained an item from the Strange Inventor.

BREAKFAST - You're not quite sure what this does, other than that it's breakfast. Might give you energy?
I use my power to silently hit 0_o with the breakfast.
I would like to retrieve my plate.
You find the plate, but it's got a small crack in it.
Ok, I crack the plate into two pieces.
You find a strange gem inside. It seems to have two colors. One looks like the color of the sun, and the other is a red color.
I stab 0_o with the plate.
The plate shatters, but luckilly you aren't caught.
When everyone isn't looking I put the gem in the slot and put a sticker on the button saying "For 0_o"
Which color is facing up? (It matters.)
Both.
Ta Da~!
THINKING CAP
- think away!
Turns you into a super inventor, (isn't actually meant to be worn on the head...) a giant chunk of metal that will allow you to think really hard, allowing you to create lots of stuff day and night.
(Seriously, don't put it on your head, that shit is dangerous.)

I invented thinking ya' know.


I hit 0_o really hard with the gem.(Silently)
Unrelated to the creation, your arm that you hit 0_o with goes in the smoke and becomes numb.
You've created a---

Oh gawd...

No....

It's horrible!

RUN!

(No really, you might want to RUN in thread.)
and that's how I created 4chan.
Using the very sharp thing, I cut off my numb arm (I know it's the numb am because of my big brain) and throw it at strager.

Of course I replace it with my emergency arm which I always have the foresight to keep around.
Okay.
Best host ever.

I hit 0_o with my anonymous.
I then put a cloth over anon and erect a big sign saying, "SEAT FOR DEREKKU."
I throw the stone at 0_o, first covering it with what milk I have left.
You throw the milkless stone at 0_o.
HANDY KNIFE
- all purpose thingamajib
New all purpose thing that can do anything!
(Warning invent co. is not respnsible for any deaths caused by shoddy

manufacturing/devices snapping out and hitting people in the brain/etc.)
...Essentially it can do absolutley anything, if it could get around the

fact that it always kills the user instead.
Printed on the side are the words "WARNING, SHARP!"
Derekku
There's still one thing that was never cleared up. My role PM was lost in the mail, but then who got it? XP
adam2046
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Topic Starter
LadySuburu

Derekku Chan wrote:

There's still one thing that was never cleared up. My role PM was lost in the mail, but then who got it? XP
You did. That piece of paper was the role PM.

Also, IRC is more cool for learning secrets.
Derekku
*falls asleep*

gg guise zzzzzz
0_o
Oh yeah, here are the other PMs I got

Night 1 wrote:

You were stabbed by a plate, and decided to bandage the wound instead of act.

smoke wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ao75_VdWIU&feature=channel_page

Yeah, you start seeing the world like that.

Which also means you might not be able to recognize who's who.

Anonymous wrote:

You don't care enough to be bothered with them.

Gem wrote:

A gem hits you in the head, it's sun-colored on one side, and red on the other. It seems to fit in the tablet if one color is up.
Derekku
oh, yeah, lemmie post my PMs too~

Lady Suburu wrote:

Your role PM was lost in the mail.

Please post in the thread confirming.

Lady Suburu wrote:

Box.

You now obtained one.

Derekku Chan wrote:

*hopes it has his role in it*

Uhh do I open it through PM or in the topic?

If PM, /open

Lady Suburu wrote:

You find yourself in the box. Because you were hiding in the box.

Derekku Chan wrote:

Don't forget Snake <3

Lady Suburu wrote:

Severed arm?

20:19 <strager|irc> I write "Your bud,
20:19 <strager|irc> strager" on the arm
20:20 <strager|irc> on the back
20:20 <strager|irc> whatever that is
20:20 <strager|irc> so it's clear to any person such as Derekku
20:20 <strager|irc> to read.
20:20 <strager|irc> and understand.
20:20 <strager|irc> with permanent ink.
20:20 <strager|irc> which won't rub off.
20:20 <strager|irc> or come off the arm even if the skin comes off.
20:20 <strager|irc> k?
20:20 <strager|irc> Then I toss the arm at Derekku.

Obtained a severed arm.

Lady Suburu wrote:

1: The ink can't be removed.

2: It's not your arm, nor stragers... What the heck are you doing to that poor arm?
adam2046
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anonymous_old
This is basically like any other shitty topic, except LS tried to make it seem like it had any meaning to it.
Topic Starter
LadySuburu

strager wrote:

This is basically like any other shitty topic, except LS tried to make it seem like it had any meaning to it.
Basically.
Sleep Powder
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Wojjan
I hate it when my mom drags me to a no-mans land so she can spend time with her partner. seriously, I was planning to kill 0_o N2, but N2 never came. My suspicion changed to adam D3, for reasons even I don't get anymore. What was I thinking? Well, I pretty much was overpower, but I couldn't do a lot, because of my mother D=
Derekku
Horrendously Unfair Mafia, even outside of the message board :3
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