Make her the best breakfast ever. aka honey nut cheerios
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What would you do if you woke up next to the person above you?
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I would cook him breakfast too: 20 strips of bacon.
Dayummmmmm gurl u tryin ta git me fat as yo mamma?
I'd share the bacon with her.
I'd share the bacon with her.
If you know what I mean
I will turn your orgasms into DYNAMITE, BABY
bend over
Make Emaal another sandwich since Papi Bear ate the last sandwich.
Massacre the place after finding out he's a bear in a bowser costume 
then cry
then cry
"Oh, yeah. I'm dead, too."
*goes back to being dead*
*goes back to being dead*
Massacre the place again, this time yelling out ''BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!''
then kill myself to join the other two
then kill myself to join the other two
rape legs
HIV test
I would also have sex homo or not because my name is Abe, yaranaika?
Cry and take multiple showers.
Have him rank my shitty graveyarded maps for fun.
"...Nice legs, bro, but no yodeling in bed. Now, I don't know what the hell happened last night, but get me some coffee anyway"