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wmfchris
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wmfchris
沒有就map一個出來吧 XD

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1/2x +1/2(1/2x + 1/2(1/2x + 1/2(1/2x + ... = y
1/2(1/2x + 1/2(1/2x + 1/2(1/2x + ... = y - 1/2x
1/2x + 1/2(1/2x + 1/2(1/2x + ... = 2y - 1/x = y
y=1/x
proseyu
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proseyu

欠扁臭西西=皿= wrote:

Q:假使你要出差，要去腐魚飯店住7個晚上。腐魚：每住一個晚上要付一個kiou。

你只有一個kioukioukioukioukioukioukiou。不能預付也不能欠債。意思就是每天要付一個kiou。

為了讓你的kioukioukioukioukioukioukiou受最少痛苦，請問最少要在kioukioukioukioukioukioukiou上切幾刀？
現在開始本飯店接受砍臭西西一刀就可以住一個晚上。



好吧，接著回答。O_O

Alace wrote:

問:請問osu最讓你lol的bug是什麼
最lol的bug我想不到，bug對我來說都很囧。

問：你最尊敬的mapper？
wmfchris
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deepsea
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wmfchris wrote:

Al-azif, 同鄉嘛 :D

Q: 到底要多快才可以Speed Over Beethoven？
跑的比他快。

至於我那題正姐:kiou_kiou.

正解：2刀。變成這樣：kiou/kioukiou/kioukioukioukiou

第一天：把kiou給腐魚。腐魚：靠。怎麼這麼輕，這不是kiou啊！

第二天：把kioukiou給腐魚。腐魚會找你kiou。腐魚：>w</

第三天：把kiou給腐魚。

第四天：把kioukioukioukiou給腐魚，腐漁會忍痛把他的收藏品全部找給你。

第五天：把kiou給腐魚。

第六天：把kioukiou給腐魚，腐魚找給你kiou。

第七天：把kiou給腐魚。


問：Over the distance有多遠？
Ice coffee
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wmfchris
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wmfchris
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proseyu
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proseyu
我不賭錢不會算。我只知道臭西西不會貼。
還有我跟你沒有熟到你可以這樣叫我。

你最喜歡的OSU玩家？
himydanny
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himydanny
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deepsea
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deepsea
都喜歡。除了那個迪西什麼的最討厭了。

你好嗎？
xiaofendi
8 posts
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xiaofendi
你好 我不好
如何让一个人好
deepsea
osu! Alumni
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deepsea
SS marisa.

如果一直都沒人吐槽kiou，她會___________？
himydanny
108 posts
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himydanny
傲娇了

如果有人一直在吐槽kioukiou，他会______?
MOS_old
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MOS_old
A：持續發作


Q：要你以吐槽kiou為己任，你要不要去做？
Ice coffee
46 posts
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Ice coffee
A:不要,因为迪西一直都在.
Q:如果迪西不在的时候,kioukiou会________?
Breeze
osu! Alumni
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Breeze
A:继续傲娇 吧?
Q:Alace老师和kiou是不是绝配呢(误
proseyu
125 posts
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proseyu

Breeze wrote:

A:继续傲娇 吧?
Q:Alace老师和kiou是不是绝配呢(误
不是！

只有95%相配而已，不是絕配。
kiou跟我才是絕配。　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　


你最喜歡的map？
wmfchris
osu! Alumni
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wmfchris
問題重複了說 O_O

還是Frozen rain.

Q: 要是有天Alace老師在上你的課(現實)，你會？
ignorethis
osu! Alumni
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ignorethis
睡觉。

问：如果我懒得写一个问题，你会？
wmfchris
osu! Alumni
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wmfchris
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MOS_old
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Ice coffee
46 posts
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Ice coffee
A:teach me how to map >A<
Q:今天星期几?
Pilgrimage
47 posts
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Pilgrimage
星期十三
下面
3.14×(kiou+ign/aba)-99.82×黑米=______________
gdeath
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gdeath
A:2^10+1

Q:2^10+1是键盘流？鼠标流？或是TABLET流？
himydanny
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himydanny

gdeath wrote:

A:2^10+1

Q:2^10+1是键盘流？鼠标流？或是TABLET流？

自豪的纯鼠标！

楼下是纯鼠标玩家么？
ttker
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ttker
纯鼠标的
楼下的有多触 一天吃多少沙包
wmfchris
osu! Alumni
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wmfchris
我不吃沙包，只吃豆沙包:D

Q:讓你出一本講Osu!技法的書，書名會是？
Ice coffee
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Ice coffee
A:<触手是怎样炼成的>
Q:怎样可以成为一个新手?
Breeze
osu! Alumni
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Breeze
A: 重新注册一个ID,玩的时候做到combo不超过50,每次spinner完都掉note
Q: 楼下的有多少SS啊?
alpha4869
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alpha4869
A:目前4个SS，不是easy就是normal
Q:如果由你决定fix osu!的一个bug，你会先选哪个？
tsuka
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tsuka
A:MP不掉线
Q:楼下的请问如何才能不被触？(谢绝拔网线 单机 不MP等低级答案)
x2652300
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x2652300
A: 把電腦丟了。

Q: 請問物理在現實中有多少實際作用?
wmfchris
osu! Alumni
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wmfchris
物理是用來計算你拿著滑鼠飛來飛去時，你所承受的慣性和離心力。

Q:要怎樣才可以成為kioukiou那樣的新手？
deepsea
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deepsea
A:SS marisa:D download.php?id=10885

Q:化學對osu的用處?
wmfchris
osu! Alumni
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wmfchris
分析觸手的成分(20% HCl, 20% H2O2, 40% HCN, 5% C6H6...)
然後仿製一條出來自用。

Q: 那生物學對osu的用處呢？
Ice coffee
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Ice coffee
A:触手怪(kioukiou,五条之类的)
　　非常奇怪的生物，甚至连它到底算不算生物都没有人知道，也没有人知道它是从哪里来的，只知道它是在其它生物出现之前就已经存在了，许多博学的学者认为触手怪是由被遗忘的某位古神凭借个人兴趣所创造的。
　　它的外形无法形容，因为目击者都只看到无数挥舞的触手，却无论如何都看不到位于触手核心的到底是什么。
　　通常触手怪会像使用了任意门一般莫名的出现在人们面前，不过从不会出现在10个以上的人同时在场的时候，袭击完后便离开，由于被袭击者已神智不清，因此也没人知道它是怎么离开的。完全飘忽不定的行踪，这也是研究触手怪的一大难题。
Q:在#chinese不可能发生的事情?
wmfchris
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wmfchris
<kiou> 靠，D掉了

Q: 承上題，那首ranked map能讓kiou說這句話？
ttker
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ZHAO YU
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wmfchris
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wmfchris
Chopin >w<
不然Banya也可以

Q: 你最想拿那首古典音樂做圖？
JamesLeao
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ZHAO YU
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ZHAO YU
A:高速公路~如果你玩过DS上的《美妙世界》的话~你的头像LOGO和里面的一款徽章一样!（好巧~）
Q:在掌机里你喜欢NDSi还是PSP GO，在次世代主机里你喜欢PS3，Wii，还是X BOX360？
wmfchris
osu! Alumni
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wmfchris
NDS和Wii, 我是老任支持者。


Q: 一條觸手能使人神智不清，那五條呢？
O0o0o0O_old
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O0o0o0O_old
a: 會讓人瘋掉
q:五條觸手能使人瘋掉，那觸手怪呢?
al2e10
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al2e10
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Saigyoujiyuyuko_old
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Saigyoujiyuyuko_old
不是..是觸手
請問樓下...發帖簽名圖是怎麼弄的...(要求詳解..咱看不懂英文= =
al2e10
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al2e10
首先................................再...............然後............最後完成.

請問樓下的是什麼沙包??(kiou不能答)
deepsea
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deepsea
海˙沙包。

你的ACC是多少？
Saigyoujiyuyuko_old
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Saigyoujiyuyuko_old
91.24%
樓下玩OSU的時候...是否有過很久都無法超越自己分數的事情~!
wmfchris
osu! Alumni
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wmfchris
有啊
一堆~~

Banya - Winter [hard]
我3x plays就刷到#1
不過到現在20x plays也刷新不了分數
結果我的#1被ShaggoN吃掉了。

白米是白色的，紫米是紫色的，黑米是色的，那蕾米是甚麼色呢？
Saigyoujiyuyuko_old
5 posts
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Saigyoujiyuyuko_old
蕾米是雷色---(大霧
蕾米是紅色...
樓下的來玩FXT么?
al2e10
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al2e10
不

老師為什麼是"討厭的人"??
Alace
osu! Alumni
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Alace
because i am too good
that question is too stupid

Q:有什麼歌變成map之後 反而爛到讓你流淚了
wmfchris
osu! Alumni
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wmfchris
Miku- Love is War.

Q: Mystearica 所作的 Mouth Queen BPM多少？
al2e10
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al2e10
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wmfchris
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wmfchris
嘴砲論。

承上題，這門課的入學條件是？
Saigyoujiyuyuko_old
5 posts
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Saigyoujiyuyuko_old
擁有地圖炮的"噴神"實力...(口胡
3-1+1-2 這個算式出自哪首歌曲?
al2e10
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al2e10
某"1"首歌 (笑)

kiou 是個好孩子嗎??
wmfchris
osu! Alumni
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wmfchris
kiou是個會傳播kiou的好孩子。

Q: 要是Alace老師開了嘴砲論一課，誰會去砸他的招牌？
al2e10
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al2e10
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Saigyoujiyuyuko_old
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Saigyoujiyuyuko_old
上課時間為1小時一周目...一般一天會有6周目...
OSU里有1000以上Cobom並且非常適合新手玩的曲子是什麽?
proseyu
125 posts
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proseyu
Hyadain - Megaman Mix
Lee Jung Hyun - Welcome To My Style
Yoko Ishida - paraparaMAX I→浪費生命三十七分鐘。=_=
以後別拿這串問這些問題了，有問題請到#chinese問，有禮貌一點，大家應該都會樂意回答你的。

有什麼歌作成map以後讓你想哭的？(懶得想問題)

嫌問題重複的，請不要搶著重．複．回．答啾咪。^_<
wmfchris
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wmfchris
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Saigyoujiyuyuko_old
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Saigyoujiyuyuko_old
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Ice coffee
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Ice coffee
A:炮嘴
Q:老师要求我们找人练炮,找谁好呢?
mican
mican
A:Aneekiouoneesama~~~~
Q:popipo >w<?
proseyu
125 posts
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proseyu
Po~pipo~pipo~popipo~ >w<~♪

popipo?>///<
al2e10
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al2e10
明白明白......
這個不是問題...

下一條:
kiou的等級是普通人的等級嗎??
wmfchris
osu! Alumni
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wmfchris
kiou等級 = (新手等級)^-1

Q: 你覺得你打osu!從0lv升到100lv要多久？
Jerrysr
96 posts
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Jerrysr
A: 大概和wmfchris守在這裡回覆這串文章一樣久
Q: 請問誰是中頻裡最嘴砲的人 >A<
wmfchris
osu! Alumni
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wmfchris
(被揭穿了 XD)

Deepsea >A<

Cirno冰青蛙冰悶了，要玩冰觸手……
誰是她第1個目標？
proseyu
125 posts
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proseyu
我跟牠不熟，下次我問問看我媽媽知不知道。
[問卦] 有沒有wmfchris整天守在中文板等著回這串文的八卦？
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deepsea
osu! Alumni
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deepsea
有。:)

[超幹]誰偷了我的0.18%!!??
skranger
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skranger
A:估计不是老板就是BaichiBot......
Q:如果迪西和老师都去开《嘴炮论》这门课的话，你会去上谁的课呢？理由是什么？
al2e10
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al2e10
迪西,,^^
迪西比老師好人...

請列出一些map是高於5,000,000分 而且是給新手的~
Ice coffee
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Ice coffee
A:将来我做给你玩.
Q:到老师和迪西那里学《嘴炮论》,需要带什么物品?
al2e10
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al2e10
嘴 和 炮

什麼是新手?
wmfchris
osu! Alumni
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wmfchris
(請列出一些map是高於5,000,000分 而且是給新手的~ => Sweet Darlin[Normal] 有夠易的)


====================
沒有kiou病的都是新手~

Q:老師和迪西的嘴砲論分別是？
kino77
909 posts
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kino77
A:未知,但我一定会好好做笔记的
Q:wmfchris是常驻本帖的大使么?
Ice coffee
46 posts
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Ice coffee
A:是.
Q:你敢回答樓下的問題嗎？
Breeze
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Breeze
自问自答么?
动词形容词副词名词冠词...
Q:kiou究竟是什么词呢?
wmfchris
osu! Alumni
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wmfchris
kiou可以是動詞/名詞/副詞。

Q: 以kiou作為副詞做一句句子。
skranger
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wmfchris
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wmfchris
因為迪西嘴砲含有Ur-235和Ur-238等鈾元素，一旦發出去就能造成驚人的破壞力。

Q:你覺得Osu! standard, taiko 還是CTB比較難？
shindrgon
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shindrgon
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Furawa
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Furawa

shindrgon wrote:

A：<kioukiou>都很難 我是新手>A<
Q：Ur是最新發現的元素？
A：SOGA：Ur是什么我沙包不懂>A<
Q：SOGA：Ur是什么TAT
wmfchris
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wmfchris
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proseyu
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proseyu
不知道。
這串最後會變成自爽串還是砲轟串？
Ice coffee
46 posts
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Ice coffee
A:砲轟串.
Q:有哦什么办法让这个帖子永远沉下去?
kino77
909 posts
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kino77
A:当kiou不再kiou,当迪西不再嘴炮,当alace不再老师的时候
Q:你希望这帖沉下去么,还是希望它撑下去?
al2e10
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skranger
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skranger
A:Deepy=DeepseaXPeppy
迪西：老板求合体
老板：Noooooooo
=迪西开启嘴炮无双Mode=
=老板被试图反抗但被轰翻=
老板：OOXX
完毕。

Q:#Osu和#Chinese的关系是？
wmfchris
osu! Alumni
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wmfchris
#chinese是#osu的殖民地 xD
#osu的人不時走過來說~

Q: ShaggoN到底有多少#1？
Ice coffee
46 posts
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Ice coffee
A:不知道.
Q:kiou有多少个SS(这个比较简单,可以查
Ana_Coppola
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Ana_Coppola
A:kiou姐的SS目前是1379

Q:求下一期双色球中奖号码~~
Breeze
osu! Alumni
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Breeze
A:知道我也不会告诉Ana的~再说我也不知道...

Q:为什么没人做葫芦娃的map呢?
DeadAlready
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DeadAlready
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shindrgon
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shindrgon
A:我也想知道～所以我才問Ur是不是最新發現的元素
怕是最新消息連用網路搜尋都還找不到阿～

Q:如果Uranium元素符號就是Ur
那Carbon元素符號不就可以是Ca
這豈不是天下大亂？
wmfchris
osu! Alumni
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wmfchris
(嗚~是我打錯了)

Ur是迪西才能制出的元素啦(>///<)

Q: (我沒問題好問了...)
bakabot為啥要警告用大楷字母的人？
DeadAlready
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DeadAlready
A:因為大小寫要分清楚，不然會沒有bg或音樂喔啾咪>_^
就跟有人ID不小心打錯就變成wtf*****是一樣的道理的喔啾咪>_^


Q:國歌map如果做好被bat們看到
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proseyu
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proseyu
火大，慎入。
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wmfchris wrote:

(嗚~是我打錯了)

Ur是迪西才能制出的元素啦(>///<)
搞笑喔你，自己搞錯就搞錯，推到迪西身上是想怎樣？
推到迪西身上以後還想裝可愛？
迪西跟你很熟是不是？
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