Blue cloth, two inches deep in my eye, and 54% chance of survival. Could be worse !
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I have been stabbed with hand lotion cork, 12 inches deep and in my lower belly. My survival percentage is 82%.
Meh, been worse.
Meh, been worse.
Cool.
Getting stabbed with my Nintendo DSi, 20,32cm deep in my right leg.
Chance of survival: 77%
Could be worse.
Getting stabbed with my Nintendo DSi, 20,32cm deep in my right leg.
Chance of survival: 77%
Could be worse.
Shohei Ohtani
I get stabbed by a birthday card from my grandfather 6 inches deep in the dick. Percentage of survival: 6%Rena-chan wrote:
You have just been stabbed with the last blue item you touched.
The month you were born is how many inches deep, and the last body part you touched is where.
The last two digits of your phone number are your percentage survival chance.
So now tell me, exactly how fucked are you ?
Dangit.
Not really; blue NDSi is already kinda meh.Tenshi-nyan wrote:
Cool.
Getting stabbed with my Nintendo DSi, 20,32cm deep in my right leg.
Chance of survival: 77%
Could be worse.
I just got stabbed with a mouse pad 11 inches deep into my chin. 25% chance of survival.
Delightful.
Delightful.
stabbed by my sweater, 8 inches deep in my leg, survival chance = 96%
Stabbed with my keyboard, 11 inches deep in my chin(beard?). Chance of survival: 70%
Pretty sure this wouldn't work all that well lmao.
Pretty sure this wouldn't work all that well lmao.
I was stabbed with my blue shorts 8 inches deep in my upper leg and my chance to survival is at 42%.
I guess the doctor should calculate that again. I never heard that people died from being stabbed with blue pants 8 inches deep in the upper leg.
I guess the doctor should calculate that again. I never heard that people died from being stabbed with blue pants 8 inches deep in the upper leg.
Getting born on a month that doesn't even exist gonna suck.Powersocke wrote:
I was stabbed with my blue shorts 13 inches deep in my upper leg and my chance to survival is at 42%.
I guess the doctor should calculate that again. I never heard that people died from being stabbed with blue pants 13 inches deep in the upper leg.
Oh I'm so fucking pro. I always have this. I'm born on 13th of august which woukld be the 8th month and I always mistake the 13 to be a month (once upon a time there actually wre 13 months though). I'm gonna make a correction, huh.Tenshi-nyan wrote:
Getting born on a month that doesn't even exist gonna suck.
Stabbed by a blue hello kitty fan LOL
7 inches deep in my tummy ;_;
52% survival chance ~
meh.
7 inches deep in my tummy ;_;
52% survival chance ~
meh.
A folder, in my head 6 inches deep and chance of survival 49%... SENSE THIS DOES NOT MAKE!
I was stabbed with a waterbottle.
1 inch deep in my head.
74% survival chance.
Not bad.
1 inch deep in my head.
74% survival chance.
Not bad.
T-shirt.
8 inch deep, adductor.
16%.
8 inch deep, adductor.
16%.
stabbed by my watch, 7 inches deep into my torso, 36% chance of survival
I have been stabbed with my shirt on my jaw, 10 inches deep. 96% survival chance~
I have been stabbed with this plastic paper plate that I have on my desk.
It's in 8 inches deep in my jaw.
I have a 95% survival chance.
It's in 8 inches deep in my jaw.
I have a 95% survival chance.
Looks like the jaw's a safe place to stab yourself without dying.
Especially when it's over 8 inches deep.Powersocke wrote:
Looks like the jaw's a safe place to stab yourself without dying.
FUCK YOU
I HAVE BEEN STABBED WITH COPPER CRYSTALS 4 INCHES DEEP INTO MY TOENAIL, 12% SURVIVAL CHANCE
FUCK YOU
I HAVE BEEN STABBED WITH COPPER CRYSTALS 4 INCHES DEEP INTO MY TOENAIL, 12% SURVIVAL CHANCE
FUCK YOU
That's for sure.Static Noise Bird wrote:
Especially when it's over 8 inches deep.Powersocke wrote:
Looks like the jaw's a safe place to stab yourself without dying.
my pants, 3 inches deep in my left index finger
wat
83% survival chance, thank god
wat
83% survival chance, thank god
My boxers, 1 inch deep in my thigh. 48% chance of survival.
How does that even make sense?
How does that even make sense?
Rena-chan
stabbed by a bottle cap
6 inches deep inside my palm
58% survival chance
6 inches deep inside my palm
58% survival chance
Stabbed by deodorant in the forehead
8 inches deep, 20% chance of survival, im fucked
8 inches deep, 20% chance of survival, im fucked
Stabbed by my hoodie in the hand.
5 inches deep, 73% chance of survival.
5 inches deep, 73% chance of survival.
Stabbed by jeans, 10 inches deep into my inner thigh with 32% chance to survive.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Stabbed by the scroll wheel of a Razer Deathadder 12 inches deep into my cheek.
Chance of survival = 77%
Chance of survival = 77%
Stabbed by a pillow (Pfff...) 10 inches deep in my stomach, chance of survival 33%
...Dammit.
...Dammit.
Stabbed by my Nintendo DS lite 12 inches deep in my hands, chance of survival 93%
SENSE
SENSE
Stabbed by a cup into my head 2 inches deep and my chance of survival is 10%. Someone save me please!
Stabbed by a blue crayon. 2 inches deep in my breast.
Survival chance: 17%.
What the hell is this sorcery.
Survival chance: 17%.
What the hell is this sorcery.
stabbed by a laptop, 10 inches in my face
88% survival chance
dafuq
88% survival chance
dafuq
Blue lanyard, 3 inches deep, and a 69% survival rate
This is effed up.
This is effed up.
A key on my Anansi keyboard, 3 inches into my arm, 97% chance of survival
Finding what the stabbed object was was hard because I love blue and there is a lot of blue near me right now
Also, highest chance of survival out of all the current posters yay
Finding what the stabbed object was was hard because I love blue and there is a lot of blue near me right now
Also, highest chance of survival out of all the current posters yay
oh..
stabbed with ice cream...
11 inches deep into my leg
82% chance to survive.
uuu~
stabbed with ice cream...
11 inches deep into my leg
82% chance to survive.
uuu~