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Hello, there. Usually I would post my Imogen Heap at the end of this mod, but this map is quite good so I'll go ahead and link her
now. There are a few Shinta-esque moments in this mod, and Shinta-esque should totally become a style of modding in general instead of just being used by one or two people, but nevertheless this mod is starting and you can't stop it now because it's having a good time and a ball and "having a ball" sort of reminds me of what would happen if one would give birth to a ball which I imagine would be very traumatic because that's not how humans are supposed to work. If you ever give birth to a ball please let me know so I can come to the ball shower.
- 00:26:964 - I might suggest starting the switch to the Normal hitsounds at this point, because that's where either Meg or Dia, and it's hard to tell them apart, but one of them starts going into epic mode, but you switch to the Normal hitsounds on the second note of epic mode, which is like starting a new sentence but
not putting it in the color blue until partway through. - I encourage you to select custom colours, because some weird people who use three colours in their custom skin, such as me, then see the same color appear twice in a row. You can see an example of this
here,
here, and
here.
- Snapping/Song Folder are
fabulous. Also same goes for the matching offsets and tags and all that other stuff that nobody cares about.
- I was thinking about Mario, and how Mario Party and Mario Kart both frustrate me very much in that it's based more off of luck rather than if you're actually better than the other people. It's rather stupid, really, and then the AI opponents cheat, and I don't know why we keep on feeding money to Nintendo because apparently their machines do it for them. Anyway, now that my musings have ended, why don't you look at the next bit of this mod?
00:56:282 (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8) - I do love this part very much but What If you took a New Combo off of (1) and put it on (2)? Because that way it's like, lips enlarged in a ~ CONSTANT POUT, as opposed to know where it's lips enlarged ~ in a CONSTANT POUT. Then again, you're better at condoms than I. This also sort of applies to the other difficulties so pretend I said this in the other places too.
02:29:237 (2) - This is nazi, I know, but you'll have to move this one grid right in order to perfectly center it, and you know how lovely things are when they are perfectly centered, for example the imaginary cat that I do not have just wrecked my keyboard and toty sucks, ust so you know, ot here by copypste, your number1s hve un purpose now.
03:04:464 (1,2,3) - I think it would be very lovely here if you Ctrl+R'd (2) and (3) for added sexual appeal. There's also a little piece of dust on the ceiling and I sort of want to go get it off but then again, no.
~ As a little edit, my score for this difficulty is
here.
- It has come to my attention that someone has just uploaded a picture of a wolf (EXCUSE ME, IT'S A FOX) to upppy, and you can see it right
here. This might interest you, or it might not.
01:18:328 (5) - I think this might need to be put a little further from (4), sir, as right here the spacing sort of gets odd and I'm not sure if Marina and her spoons would like it, and they might lead you down the un for sake n ROAAAD.
01:56:737 - Well sir, the break really should be dragged to heRE (this was misspelled before, but I fixed it with my proper Bob the Builder attitude) as that is the proper way to do things, and I sound like some sort of old etiquette teacher, and speaking of etiquette there's this lovely clip of Ellen DeGeneres learning her etiquette which you can find
right at this amazing link. It really is worth watching.
02:39:691 (1,2,3,4) - Oh my, Lartella, this pattern is highly unattractive, you know. Just, the way (1) and (2) overlap with (4) is quite unappealing to me, so perhaps you could somehow magically rearrange these to make me feel happier, but Sia.
- I think it's around time for a little break, and during this break I advise you consider the similarities of Mary Tyler Moore and Marina Diamandis. Create a short list, organize your thoughts, write a short essay, turn it into me and I'll draw little red lines all over it and give you a letter. This is known as education. In the meantime, let's get back to the mod.
00:36:737 (5) - Well now sir, I believe you should raise this up like Florence who moves her feet towards your body rolls a little because at the moment, my moment, it's quite close to (2), and when they collide they'll come together and it'll be harder to get them away from their lover, oh baby, baby don't die, my mamma said "Please don't say 'NO, Thank You'" and Cee Lo Green.
01:56:737 - The break should be dragged to here, because while some say that all is lost, all is not lost, because you can draaag the break here and it's a half life with you as my quarterback, and pick up the pieces, stop me talking to myself. Speaking of Ellie Goulding, I haven't seen her in a while since she brought you down. I read the Wikipedia article on Ellie Goulding just the other day, she's an interesting woman, you know. But now we've gone off-topic enough, and I would start to mention something about my imaginary cat again but then again, I'm a man with potions in a traveling show.
- Hate to say good-bye, good-bye, and I, hate to see the end, the end, cause it's been so long since I've made a friend like you. That's a reference to a song you probably haven't heard do to it being the credits song for a movie that I would imagine is relatively unpopular in Germanyland.
00:24:009 (1,1,2,3) - Now, my good sir, I imagine there's a way to do this without (1) and (3) touching. I know you can do it. There is always a way, cue LazyTown music right now.
00:29:691 - Can't read my candy comma wa, but the break should totally be dragged to here for consistency because they're my kids, you know. Also, I don't remember if I've referenced Owl City yet but that might be sort of important. Strawberry Avalanche. There. By the way speaking of owls here's a long link that I compressed into a shorter one via the power of bitly.
http://bit.ly/rcim4X - She's not a saint and she's not what you think, studio audience, artists are not who you think they are, but either way they're a mattress and it's time for yet another one of my senseless interruptions because someone is clearly obsessed with kitsune (plural). For example, they posted another kitsune
here and then also
here but they didn't post enough for me to make a proper Here, Here, and Here reference, also there is a hidden link to a picture of Marina somewhere in this mod.
o The picture was previously hidden very poorly due to my screwing up the link, so the joke is on me, wasn't that funny.
01:46:282 (2,3,4) -
It's another smiley face. By the way, I also received a private message from 'NotShinta'! But I hit F8 to read it already, so it's not in that screenshot. Boo-hoo.
02:04:009 (1,1) - HOLY JESUS YOU ARE RJ NOW okay so this is worthy of something very quite amazing for this pinnacle of achievement, but instead I'll just go the other direction and do nothing.
02:10:373 (3,1,2) - Okay you're not RJ because he wouldn't have this overlap in such an unattractive way, come on Larto, you can increase the sexual appeal of this mapset, I know it. I already mentioned sexual appeal in this mod and I can't even remember where because it is getting so crowded with random musings and that piece of dust is STILL ON MY CEILING.
02:47:646 (4,1,2) - You can remove the overlap here and gawd I am hungry so I'm going to eat a bit of this sandwich, be right back. Please take a minute or two to look away from the screen to experience this mod in the fourth dimension.
So I checked the rest. Is that what it's true, how society says, this mod is already over? Because it is. Thank you, and good-night
.
). The diff spread was really nice too.
, same with the other pattern 
