This is always good for a laugh, because I live in a tiny village, which has copper wires. Our ISP is also incredibly terrible.

Kids, don't buy TalkTalk! Ever! Aside from them being crap, my dad was finally swayed to ditch them, when they had drawn money out of his bank account too early. As a result, he'd nearly lost his bank account.
Kids, don't buy TalkTalk! Ever! Aside from them being crap, my dad was finally swayed to ditch them, when they had drawn money out of his bank account too early. As a result, he'd nearly lost his bank account.