I wasn't lynched D2*
Look, I'm Chris. I edit my posts. Hurr durr.
Look, I'm Chris. I edit my posts. Hurr durr.
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2012 Secret Santa Mafia | Game Over - Flawless Mafia Victory
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Topic Starter
Vote Count
dkun (2): Mashley, Salvage
Wojjan (1): pieguy1372
JInxyjem (1): Wojjan
Lilac (1): Chris
Mashley (1): JInxyjem
Chris (1): Lilac
dkun (2): Mashley, Salvage
Wojjan (1): pieguy1372
JInxyjem (1): Wojjan
Lilac (1): Chris
Mashley (1): JInxyjem
Chris (1): Lilac
Sorry to be a dick but final nail in the coffin.
I believe Chris used the opportunity of Mashley being a Vengeful to lynch him while he knowingly agrees with Mashley for a dkun lynch which would essentially be two town gone plus NK. When he realised that no-one else wanted dkun lynched, the plan turned sour and then he went for me to start accusing.
I believe Chris used the opportunity of Mashley being a Vengeful to lynch him while he knowingly agrees with Mashley for a dkun lynch which would essentially be two town gone plus NK. When he realised that no-one else wanted dkun lynched, the plan turned sour and then he went for me to start accusing.
that was a terrible attempt at turning around the fact you wouldn't unvote mashley even after calling me scum multiple timesLilac wrote:
Sorry to be a dick but final nail in the coffin.
I believe Chris used the opportunity of Mashley being a Vengeful to lynch him while he knowingly agrees with Mashley for a dkun lynch which would essentially be two town gone plus NK. When he realised that no-one else wanted dkun lynched, the plan turned sour and then he went for me to start accusing.
I wouldn't let someone decide who I killed if it was my vengeful, and you're still assuming mashley is even town
of course you know he is but that's beside the point
funnily enough you seem to ignore the fact that mafia would have influence over who he picked which is why I assume you were so for the voting part
I would hardly say "no-one else" wanted dkun lynch, considering the person who you know, makes the decision did
even if he agreed to it that still doesn't make it a for sure he wont kill him regardless
and I said multiple times to vote on it, so your entire argument is crap as usual
I attacked you for being terrible and calling me scum and then agreeing with everything I said
your opinion changes depending on what a majority think which means you = mafia
also your ego is way too big and way too undeserved
and one last thing, why did you keep your vote on mashley that entire time if you assumed I was mafia? and this time don't ignore it
To be honest, I was not confident. In fact, I was hesitant.
That's the reason why.
That's the reason why.
if we're not doing that mashley lynch then im not moving mine from dkun for now, i don't know where you guys see town on him but i for sure don't
i dont give a fuck if he's new
i dont give a fuck if he's new
not even open to reason anymore salvage? wow, why don't you read the last 4 pages while you're at it
you're just as bad as a novice, if not worse
i've played mafia longer than you've been on osu!
but as the day winds out, i'm sure this doesn't matter, as no one else wants to listen to common sense
imho lilac is perfectly sound, so is chris, but I still get a scummy feeling behind the mashley lynch and his approach at it
vote: Chris
you're just as bad as a novice, if not worse
i've played mafia longer than you've been on osu!
but as the day winds out, i'm sure this doesn't matter, as no one else wants to listen to common sense
imho lilac is perfectly sound, so is chris, but I still get a scummy feeling behind the mashley lynch and his approach at it
vote: Chris
sadly thats not true and you trying to understimate me confirms it
i don't need to play for years to be better than you, the mashley lynch is the best choice for town right now, if it's not going to be done then we're lynching you cause u can't be scummier, seems like those years of mafia experience didn't serve you as to how to play as mafia, and i won't let that go sry
i don't need to play for years to be better than you, the mashley lynch is the best choice for town right now, if it's not going to be done then we're lynching you cause u can't be scummier, seems like those years of mafia experience didn't serve you as to how to play as mafia, and i won't let that go sry
oh god the ironydkun wrote:
but as the day winds out, i'm sure this doesn't matter, as no one else wants to listen to common sense
why the fuck would anyone take a printscreen of a post in editor to show they suspected the other first
why why why
fuck this game
why why why
fuck this game
unvote because two will be like doesn't countWojjan wrote:
vote: lilac or whatever?
sure let's
same reason my vote on sync didn't go through
also thank god someone isn't retarded
if dkun is mafia then Lilac is mafia
i'd rather lynch dkun than lilac cause im not sure about lilac and i am about dkun.
i'd go for a safe lynch but if that's no gonna happen we can lynch lilac idk
what do you think mashley/jinx/pieguy/mara
i'd rather lynch dkun than lilac cause im not sure about lilac and i am about dkun.
i'd go for a safe lynch but if that's no gonna happen we can lynch lilac idk
what do you think mashley/jinx/pieguy/mara
unvote, vote lilac
I want to do lilac first even if you are so dang sure dkun is scum.
I want to do lilac first even if you are so dang sure dkun is scum.
dkun is mega scum. And yes if you lynch me I will kill him.
And oh my good Lilac is back and forth like hell. He's seeming scummier by the second. But dkun is way scummier, you can't reasonably doubt that. I can't believe that yet again we have been sidetracked from lynching him.
And oh my good Lilac is back and forth like hell. He's seeming scummier by the second. But dkun is way scummier, you can't reasonably doubt that. I can't believe that yet again we have been sidetracked from lynching him.
yes i do feel the same as you mashley but lilac is defending him to death without any argument of doing so, that's why i think that either way if dkun is mafia he's mafia
with that said i feel like lynching dkun is the safest and best move to do, but they're probabbly both scum so it's not much of a difference anyways
with that said i feel like lynching dkun is the safest and best move to do, but they're probabbly both scum so it's not much of a difference anyways
Well then we should lynch dkun today and assuming he turns up mafia lynch Lilac tomorrow
as long as lilac is guaranteed lynched tomorrow if dkun flips mafia I will vote for them
chris watch wojjan
wojjan protect chris
if mashley dies he kills another mafia (i think lilac being bulletproof do not protect the vengefull kill or does it?)
@mod: does Bulletproof protects vengefull kill?
everyone else vote dkun pls
wojjan protect chris
if mashley dies he kills another mafia (i think lilac being bulletproof do not protect the vengefull kill or does it?)
@mod: does Bulletproof protects vengefull kill?
everyone else vote dkun pls
^
that way we'll probabbly 100% hit mafia tommorrow too (atleast from my point of view on who are mafia) :
pieguy, Lilac, dkun and Mara imo
that way we'll probabbly 100% hit mafia tommorrow too (atleast from my point of view on who are mafia) :
pieguy, Lilac, dkun and Mara imo
if I get killed, wojjan is protecting me and I'm watching wojjan so I find out who
that is pretty smart
that is pretty smart
if you get killed you won't get anything, maf targets you, not me. you'll get no report on me, but if you selfwatch you get "mafname + my name"
then let it be wifom on who you watch chris.
since if you selfwatch they kill wojjan instead, wifom wifom wifom
since if you selfwatch they kill wojjan instead, wifom wifom wifom
then whatever we pretty much know who to lynch tommorrow we'll see after that
Vengeful only applies to lynches afaik.Salvage wrote:
if mashley dies he kills another mafia (i think lilac being bulletproof do not protect the vengefull kill or does it?)
those are the kind of things u dont have to sayyy
ok whatever we'll see tommorrow then x.x
ok whatever we'll see tommorrow then x.x
Whatever. If we lose, we lose. I don't feel the motivation anymore.
vote: dkun
vote: dkun
Hmmp. Fine.
Vote: dkun
Vote: dkun
Topic Starter
noSalvage wrote:
@mod: does Bulletproof protects vengefull kill?
Vote Count
dkun (6): Mashley, Salvage, Chris, Wojjan, bmin11, LunaticMara
Chris (2): Lilac, dkun
Wojjan (1): pieguy1372
Mashley (1): JInxyjem
dkun - Employee (Town) - Odd Night Commuter has been lynched.
Topic Starter
It's now Night 5. You have 24 hours until Day 6.
gl hf
go mafia
go mafia
mod: If I can't get replaced for some dumb reason can I ask for a modkill
Topic Starter
I tried to replace you, got no reply, then you started being active again so I stopped trying.
either way I'd rather you just stuck around
either way I'd rather you just stuck around
this game is terrible and you basically know what you're gonna do for the next n days regardless
do you really need me around to lynch me because why am I still alive?
do you really need me around to lynch me because why am I still alive?
i need you arround cause im not happy without you
please stay my love
please stay my love
Topic Starter
k I'm just going to end night super prematurely since everyone was fast this time ^_^
bmin11 - Employee (Town) - Nurse has been killed
It's now Day 6. You have 72 hours until Night 6. It takes 5 votes to lynch.
bmin11 - Employee (Town) - Nurse has been killed
It's now Day 6. You have 72 hours until Night 6. It takes 5 votes to lynch.
....I don't fucking care anymore.
vote: Lilac
vote: Lilac
You didn't even give out your D1 or D2 results... You're a terrible liar.
I don't care either... Vote: Lilac.
I don't care either... Vote: Lilac.
Vote: Lilac
Topic Starter
MAFIA WIN
Role List:
Dusty - Employee (Town) - Vigilante
Rantai - Employee (Town) - Bodyguard
Sync - Employee (Town) - Role Cop
Ivalset - Employee (Town) - Role Cop
animask - Employee (Town) - Bodyguard
akrolsmir - Employee (Town) - Tracker
foulcoon - Employee (Town) - Bodyguard
Lilac - Employee (Town) - 1-shot Bulletproof
bmin11 - Employee (Town) - Nurse
dkun - Employee (Town) - Odd Night Commuter
pieguy1372 - Employee (Town) - Role Cop
Mashley - Employee (Town) - Vengeful Vanilla
Wojjan - Employee (Town) - Bodyguard
LadySuburu - Employee (Town) - Role Cop
Salvage - Insane Employee (Mafia) - 1-shot Bulletproof
LunaticMara - Insane Employee (Mafia) - 1-shot Encryptor
JInxyjem - Insane Employee (Mafia) - Role Cop
Chris - Insane Employee (Mafia) - Watcher
Town MVP: Lilac
Mafia MVP: Chris
Mafia Chat: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/2hS2tdJUhgbP
Encryptor Chat: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/yLgHgC7Zfcj8
Role Pool:
Actions
Night 1:
Night 2:
Night 3:
Night 4:
Night 5:
Secret Santa Assignments
Mechanics
I first made a list of all of the roles that I felt could function in this setup. Then, I separated those roles based on whether or not they would be gamebreaking if duplicated. Every player slot was numbered 1-18. After looking at all of the potential roles and the uncertainty, I decided that 4 mafia would be a fair amount. So I rolled 1-18 4 times to get my mafia slots. From there, I used another randomizer on my list of roles that couldn't be duplicated, and numbered them 1-17 (there were only 17 ). Then, I used yet another randomizer to choose secret santa assignments. After that, I gave out the exact same list to every player, with 1 additional overpowered role (that corresponded to their slot).
Additional Notes
I have a few regrets. First of all, I regret the two mistakes I made that I informed you about (accidentally giving Sync role cop, messing up encryptor description). I didn't feel as though the encyrptor description mistake was that big of a deal. I thought if you wanted to know that you would just ask me, and at least 1 person did. The only reason I brought it up was for it's potential to validate claims. The Sync mistake happened because so many people were picking role cop/bodyguard that I ended up using role cop as a template for the role pms. The other things I regret are making the mafia win condition "vote majority", and not including an extra role on Ivalset's santa list.
Role List:
Dusty - Employee (Town) - Vigilante
Rantai - Employee (Town) - Bodyguard
Sync - Employee (Town) - Role Cop
Ivalset - Employee (Town) - Role Cop
animask - Employee (Town) - Bodyguard
akrolsmir - Employee (Town) - Tracker
foulcoon - Employee (Town) - Bodyguard
Lilac - Employee (Town) - 1-shot Bulletproof
bmin11 - Employee (Town) - Nurse
dkun - Employee (Town) - Odd Night Commuter
pieguy1372 - Employee (Town) - Role Cop
Mashley - Employee (Town) - Vengeful Vanilla
Wojjan - Employee (Town) - Bodyguard
LadySuburu - Employee (Town) - Role Cop
Salvage - Insane Employee (Mafia) - 1-shot Bulletproof
LunaticMara - Insane Employee (Mafia) - 1-shot Encryptor
JInxyjem - Insane Employee (Mafia) - Role Cop
Chris - Insane Employee (Mafia) - Watcher
Town MVP: Lilac
Mafia MVP: Chris
Mafia Chat: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/2hS2tdJUhgbP
Encryptor Chat: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/yLgHgC7Zfcj8
Role Pool:
SPOILER
Deputy (same ability as cop, 33% success rate, 33% chance (separate roll) to be revealed to mafia)
Cop (50% chance to be revealed to mafia)
1-shot Paranoid Gun Owner (1-shot as in only active for the night it is triggered)
1-shot Governor
Watcher
Vote Thief
Restless Spirit (vote counts towards faction and game's total)
1-shot Lynchproof (ends day still)
1-shot Lightning Rod (passive)
Hider
Friendly Neighbor (50% chance to fail, 100% chance to fail as mafia)
Tracker
Vengeful Vanilla
Doublevoter
Doctor
Jailkeeper (doesn't work if you are the unprotected night kill target)
Roleblocker
Redirector (may target themselves once per game)
Vigilante (1 bullet, accuracy reduced to 50% if 2 vigilantes, 33% if 3, 25% if 4, -5% per additonal)
Bodyguard
Bus Driver (can't self-target)
Vanilla
1-shot Bulletproof (applies to vigilante kills as well)
Odd Night Commuter
1-shot targetable Encryptor (1-shot as in it establishes a permanent chat link to another player)
Nurse (same ability as a doctor, only 33% chance to work)
Rolecop
Cop (50% chance to be revealed to mafia)
1-shot Paranoid Gun Owner (1-shot as in only active for the night it is triggered)
1-shot Governor
Watcher
Vote Thief
Restless Spirit (vote counts towards faction and game's total)
1-shot Lynchproof (ends day still)
1-shot Lightning Rod (passive)
Hider
Friendly Neighbor (50% chance to fail, 100% chance to fail as mafia)
Tracker
Vengeful Vanilla
Doublevoter
Doctor
Jailkeeper (doesn't work if you are the unprotected night kill target)
Roleblocker
Redirector (may target themselves once per game)
Vigilante (1 bullet, accuracy reduced to 50% if 2 vigilantes, 33% if 3, 25% if 4, -5% per additonal)
Bodyguard
Bus Driver (can't self-target)
Vanilla
1-shot Bulletproof (applies to vigilante kills as well)
Odd Night Commuter
1-shot targetable Encryptor (1-shot as in it establishes a permanent chat link to another player)
Nurse (same ability as a doctor, only 33% chance to work)
Rolecop
Actions
Night 1:
SPOILER
ivalset -> rolescan pieguy1372
wojjan -> guard chris
bmin11 -> protect wojjan
animask -> no action
JInxyjem -> rolescan wojjan
rantai -> no action
pieguy1372 -> rolescan wojjan
lunaticmara -> encrypt salvage
chris -> watch mashley
mafia -> kill Rantai
wojjan -> guard chris
bmin11 -> protect wojjan
animask -> no action
JInxyjem -> rolescan wojjan
rantai -> no action
pieguy1372 -> rolescan wojjan
lunaticmara -> encrypt salvage
chris -> watch mashley
mafia -> kill Rantai
Night 2:
SPOILER
animask -> no action
bmin11 -> protect chris
ivalset -> rolescan ladysuburu
chris - > watch pieguy1372
foulcoon - > guard jinxyjem
pieguy1372 -> rolescan mashley
wojjan -> guard chris
ladysuburu - > rolescan wojjan
akrolsmir - > track pieguy1372
mafia - > kill ivalset
bmin11 -> protect chris
ivalset -> rolescan ladysuburu
chris - > watch pieguy1372
foulcoon - > guard jinxyjem
pieguy1372 -> rolescan mashley
wojjan -> guard chris
ladysuburu - > rolescan wojjan
akrolsmir - > track pieguy1372
mafia - > kill ivalset
Night 3:
SPOILER
akrolsmir - > track wojjan
foulcoon - > guard LadySuburu
ladysuburu - > rolescan Lilac
jinxyjem -> rolescan foulcoon
bmin11 - > protect Chris
dkun - > commute
chris - > watch dkun
mafia - > kill akrolsmir
foulcoon - > guard LadySuburu
ladysuburu - > rolescan Lilac
jinxyjem -> rolescan foulcoon
bmin11 - > protect Chris
dkun - > commute
chris - > watch dkun
mafia - > kill akrolsmir
Night 4:
SPOILER
chris - > watch pieguy1372
jinxyjem - > rolescan bmin11
pieguy1372 - > rolescan dkun
bmin11 - > protect ladysuburu (failed)
ladysuburu - > rolescan bmin11
mafia - > kill ladysuburu
jinxyjem - > rolescan bmin11
pieguy1372 - > rolescan dkun
bmin11 - > protect ladysuburu (failed)
ladysuburu - > rolescan bmin11
mafia - > kill ladysuburu
Night 5:
SPOILER
Wojjan - > guard chris
bmin11 - > protect chris
chris - > watch wojjan
pieguy1372 - > rolescan JInxyjem
mafia - > kill bmin11
bmin11 - > protect chris
chris - > watch wojjan
pieguy1372 - > rolescan JInxyjem
mafia - > kill bmin11
Secret Santa Assignments
SPOILER
1. Lilac BUYS FOR Wojjan
2. Sync BUYS FOR 10. pieguy1372.
3. Chris BUYS FOR 8. animask.
4. JInxyjem BUYS FOR Ivalset
5. Salvage BUYS FOR 3. Chris.
6. bmin11 BUYS FOR 12. Dafydd.
7. dkun BUYS FOR 11. Rantai.
8. animask BUYS FOR 7. dkun.
9. NoHItter BUYS FOR 2. Sync.
10. pieguy1372 BUYS FOR Lilac
11. Rantai BUYS FOR 6. bmin11.
12. Dafydd BUYS FOR 9. NoHItter.
13. foulcoon BUYS FOR Mashley
14. mashley BUYS FOR 4. JInxyjem.
15. wojjan BUYS FOR 13. foulcoon.
16. lunaticmara BUYS FOR 5. Salvage.
17. dusty BUYS FOR LunaticMara
18. ivalset BUYS FOR Dusty
2. Sync BUYS FOR 10. pieguy1372.
3. Chris BUYS FOR 8. animask.
4. JInxyjem BUYS FOR Ivalset
5. Salvage BUYS FOR 3. Chris.
6. bmin11 BUYS FOR 12. Dafydd.
7. dkun BUYS FOR 11. Rantai.
8. animask BUYS FOR 7. dkun.
9. NoHItter BUYS FOR 2. Sync.
10. pieguy1372 BUYS FOR Lilac
11. Rantai BUYS FOR 6. bmin11.
12. Dafydd BUYS FOR 9. NoHItter.
13. foulcoon BUYS FOR Mashley
14. mashley BUYS FOR 4. JInxyjem.
15. wojjan BUYS FOR 13. foulcoon.
16. lunaticmara BUYS FOR 5. Salvage.
17. dusty BUYS FOR LunaticMara
18. ivalset BUYS FOR Dusty
Mechanics
I first made a list of all of the roles that I felt could function in this setup. Then, I separated those roles based on whether or not they would be gamebreaking if duplicated. Every player slot was numbered 1-18. After looking at all of the potential roles and the uncertainty, I decided that 4 mafia would be a fair amount. So I rolled 1-18 4 times to get my mafia slots. From there, I used another randomizer on my list of roles that couldn't be duplicated, and numbered them 1-17 (there were only 17 ). Then, I used yet another randomizer to choose secret santa assignments. After that, I gave out the exact same list to every player, with 1 additional overpowered role (that corresponded to their slot).
Additional Notes
I have a few regrets. First of all, I regret the two mistakes I made that I informed you about (accidentally giving Sync role cop, messing up encryptor description). I didn't feel as though the encyrptor description mistake was that big of a deal. I thought if you wanted to know that you would just ask me, and at least 1 person did. The only reason I brought it up was for it's potential to validate claims. The Sync mistake happened because so many people were picking role cop/bodyguard that I ended up using role cop as a template for the role pms. The other things I regret are making the mafia win condition "vote majority", and not including an extra role on Ivalset's santa list.
that's how you play mafia~
also I should of been town mvp too
also I should of been town mvp too
Topic Starter
it was close between him and jinxyjem
you came in 4th sry
you came in 4th sry
I was MVP in general, I did nothing.
Gw mafia.
sorry about killing you d1Rantai wrote:
That was the most painful thing to watch.
Gw mafia.
I knew you would be too much of a rebel
the encryptor chat was enlightening
lol good job mafia
Eh.
Not sure what to say. I was right though. Mostly.
Not sure what to say. I was right though. Mostly.
I TOLD YOU DOG
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE MINTTU
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE MINTTU
I dunno why I was MVP though... I couldn't get a mafia I mostly knew D3 lynched.
I did honestly want you lynched cause your second video was bad though, Mara... Essentially, I am almost NEVER confident with anything I do when it comes to scumhunting, the only real thing I need to do is someone to push me... Whether it's annoying me or just some info role... Probably why I suck at mafia...
I did honestly want you lynched cause your second video was bad though, Mara... Essentially, I am almost NEVER confident with anything I do when it comes to scumhunting, the only real thing I need to do is someone to push me... Whether it's annoying me or just some info role... Probably why I suck at mafia...
So many role cops.
ikr
It's like giving nothing at all
It's like giving nothing at all
except it's amazing for mafiaJInxyjem wrote:
ikr
It's like giving nothing at all
I got a killing spree.
I am so good at this.
I am so good at this.
gj mafia
hey I was right about Chris, JInxy, and Salvage
Then again I didn't have a chance to post today.
LunaticMara actually fooled me though, rofl. I thought he was town. I thought the fourth mafia was Wojjan.
Then again I didn't have a chance to post today.
LunaticMara actually fooled me though, rofl. I thought he was town. I thought the fourth mafia was Wojjan.
yes i said lynch lunaticmara since day one but nobody listen to me anyways
why
the roles didn't do anything, the only thing that actually mattered was scumhunting .. it wasn't a piece of cake for mafia (it was but not cause of the setup), town just did awfully bad with almost everyone on them acting anti town
the roles didn't do anything, the only thing that actually mattered was scumhunting .. it wasn't a piece of cake for mafia (it was but not cause of the setup), town just did awfully bad with almost everyone on them acting anti town
Only one I ended up guessing correctly was Salvage. Oh well.
akrolsmir that actually makes you good
anyone who suspected me is terrible because everything I said was completely pro town
I thought you were a doctor when we killed you akrolsmir lol
anyone who suspected me is terrible because everything I said was completely pro town
I was proud of that move~ sync helpedChris wrote:
Someone protect pieguy please.
I thought you were a doctor when we killed you akrolsmir lol
The only reason I had for Chris is the same reasons I used for Wojjan and Salvage. Other then that, I don't think I can come up with any.
I lol'd cause it wasn't. Also enough osu! games should make you realize the most town sounding people are probably scum as well.Chris wrote:
anyone who suspected me is terrible because everything I said was completely pro town
I lol'd cause your logic contradicts itselfLilac wrote:
I lol'd cause it wasn't. Also enough osu! games should make you realize the most town sounding people are probably scum as well.Chris wrote:
anyone who suspected me is terrible because everything I said was completely pro town
and the fact you believe what you just wrote just shows that you're bad
i lol'd cause what lilacs says its not true but that doesn't mean you weren't scummy chris sry
#1 mvp right hereSalvage wrote:
i lol'd cause what lilacs says its not true but that doesn't mean you weren't scummy chris sry
go crawl back to 4th place sry
*yawn*
No it doesn't.
No it doesn't.
Chris wrote:
#1 mvp right hereSalvage wrote:
i lol'd cause what lilacs says its not true but that doesn't mean you weren't scummy chris sry
go crawl back to 4th place sry
i was the worst mafiaaaaaaa
spoken like someone who actually understands the argument they're makingLilac wrote:
*yawn*
No it doesn't.
You were scum.
Who cares? ^_^
Who cares? ^_^
if you call everyone mafia of course you're going to be right eventuallyLilac wrote:
You were scum.
Who cares? ^_^
regardless of the fact you "knew" I was mafia you still couldn't do anything about it
so who cares? ^_^
I called Jinx, animask, Salvage and you mafia...
What?
What?
don't have to hide your insecurities salvage we're all friends here~Salvage wrote:
so scummy this chris guy
the whole game
Anyway, GJ though.
I wasn't scummy as fuck?
Damn. I really tried.
Damn. I really tried.