I sexually Identify as a Tobi. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the osu! beatmaps dropping top scores on disgusting mouse players. People say to me that a person being a Tobi is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install tablet pens, cat paws and pictures of hentai on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Tobi" and respect my right to fail 5* osu maps and blame my tablet area. If you can't accept me you're a Tobiphobe and need to check your Tobi-privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.