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Topic Starter
Endaris
Maybe some of you know this disgusting invention called Soylent Green (name inspired by a SciFi novel about the world overcrowding and food shortage with some fictional food named soylent in there).
I can proudly say myself that I never tried it before.

And actually it isn't even a drink, it's everything.


Whatever.

Let me present you the cool gamer drink I just spilled all over my desk: Yerba Mate


Popular in South America, yerba mate tea is chockfull of antioxidants and vitamins and can help you lose fat. It contains the fat-fighting compound mateine, which gives you a metabolism and energy boost. Known as a cravings-killer, it saves you from consuming empty calories you'd normally reach for. Additionally, yerba mate does not produce the caffeine-related crashes that some people experience with coffee and can give you 3-4 hours of very stable, clean energy.
From this description it is obvious that this is a perfect gamer drink: Fresh energy, less urge to eat, no caffeine crashes and last but not least it's cheap as fuck (as most tea actually).
Traditionally it's drunk from a calabash gourd (thanks wikipedia, wtf is that expression) from a metal straw that has some sort of filter attached at the front so you don't suck in the plant stuff in the gourd while sucking.
As you can see it also incorporates the acition of sucking, a nice change of pace from your regular gaming experience.
I can definitely recommend trying it but it's not cool if you spill it over your desk because you have all the crushed leaves there too.

It should be noticed that the first cup is bitter as fuck but in the end it's like tomaccos and you can't get enough of it. Jump on the train today and skip on Soylent Green!
Blitzfrog
What are the side effects
Topic Starter
Endaris
Take a sip and find out 8)
Serraionga

Google wrote:

  1. Risk of cancer
  2. Mate overdose
  3. Liver disease
  4. Increased blood pressure
  5. Drug interactions
The risk of cancer doesn't worry me because OT gives plenty of that on a daily basis, but the res̞̫̮̣͉̪̟̜̖̠̣͐̒ͪ̃̾̋̒ͧ͒ͪ́͊̏͊̊̑̒̌̀͟͞t̛̻̪̟̩̰̭͇̪̦̰̍̃ͬ̓̓ͮ̀̚,̢̡̛̤̬̖̘̹͎̬̲̪̳̱̲͕̜̰̱͊̀ͨͤͧ́͒́̒̄̓͌̿͢ͅ ̵͖̭̮͖̩̯̹̼̦͚̘̗͖͇̩̭̟̦̏̿ͭͫ̿͆ͨ͑͂̈́̀ͯͩ͠͡ͅ■̶̴͈͈̮̫͍͔̺̺̗͎̼̙͓̖̣̝̹ͧ̅̐̊̊͒̌͑ͮ̎͜͞ͅ↓̶̛̰̟͕͇̯̜͉̪̘̟̥͕̟͈͓ͥͭͬ̿ͤ̒̉ͨ̈́͘͜ͅŴ̢̫̥̯̺̹̭͈̮̟̝̳̰̮͖̉ͧ̇͒̋̊̄̍̒̾ͬ͑́̒͢ͅ8̨̳̦̪̣̜̖̈̔̆̀͠͠ͅ³̢̨̢͉̥͉̬͖̝̙͈̦̗̫͎̫̫̦̖ͨ͗̈́̀͢͠ͅͅ,̢̨̛͇͇̲̩̎̄̅͆ͩ̇́͆͞ͅ,̴̴̴̵̮͚̤͇̝̠͇̫̘̜̤̖̣̻̳̩͎̝̖͊̂́̓̑̇̈ͮ

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Serradose
DaddyCoolVipper
>can help you lose fat. It contains the fat-fighting compound mateine, which gives you a metabolism and energy boost. Known as a cravings-killer
> 3-4 hours of very stable, clean energy

all of this is completely BS and i hope people aren't retarded enough to believe it
Topic Starter
Endaris
That would be valid for about any advertisement.
abraker

Endaris wrote:

Take a sip and find out 8)
Send me some at nope




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don't give out personal info
kai99
i was gonna buy koren equivalent of soylent

thanks for advising me not to !!
Blitzfrog

abraker wrote:

Endaris wrote:

Take a sip and find out 8)
Send me some at nope




last edited by Stefan 5 minutes ago, edited 1 time in total

don't give out personal info
GET DENIED
Serraionga

abraker wrote:

last edited by Stefan 5 minutes ago, edited 1 time in total

don't give out personal info
Topic Starter
Endaris
i'm sorry abraker.
my argentinian supplier of mate told me that the last supply caravan got robbed by a handsome guy with a hammer who was ridng an angry gull
i have to keep my rations in order to survive until the next caravan arrives so you'd have to try and get your hands on in some other way
Yuudachi-kun
Euro Shopper
roshan117
the real question is can you smoke it
Topic Starter
Endaris
if it burns you can smoke it
B1rd
Coffee already reduces your appetite, makes you burn more energy, gives you more energy, has antioxidants, et cetera. What's more, some studies have shown that regular coffee consumption reduces risk of Alzheimer's, among other things.
Topic Starter
Endaris
industrial coffee is contaminated with mildew as the coffee beans don't get completely dry in the quick roast process
mate doesn't have to be roasted so no problem!
B1rd
Who cares, as one of the most consumed beverages in the world, we'd know if it was harmful by now. And if you're that paranoid, you can get mycotoxin-free coffee.
Topic Starter
Endaris
i don't like coffee though
and consuming mildew is proven to be harmful although not on a big scale
Taj
who cares
at least seaweed water is goo-
wait
abraker

Endaris wrote:

i'm sorry abraker.
my argentinian supplier of mate told me that the last supply caravan got robbed by a handsome guy with a hammer who was ridng an angry gull
i have to keep my rations in order to survive until the next caravan arrives so you'd have to try and get your hands on in some other way
oh :(
Lhahein
cum
Serraionga

Conicalegbert wrote:

cum
Comfy Slippers
Smirnoff's a good gamer drink. Would suggest.
johnmedina999
Sorry for the necropost, but I just realized:

"Yerba Mate"

Yerba -> Hierba
Mate -> Mata

"Hierba que mata."
O_o
Serraionga

johnmedina999 wrote:

Sorry for the necropost, but I just realized:

"Yerba Mate"

Yerba -> Hierba
Mate -> Mata

"Hierba que mata."
O_o


johnmedina999
Ha... yeah, that too.
kai99
I JUST HAD THIS AND ITS SO GOOD LMF AO THO it looks like this and tastes so good with 150mg caffeine im saving it for tmro morning
Serraionga
hi im kai

^ that's my favourite gamer drink btw =^-^= xD
kai99
FUCK U UHAHAHAAHAKJSNDMKJD
shit i
i thoguth no one sa w taht
excuse me serrai
kai99
fake news
Serraionga
I lied, this is actually my favourite gamer drink of all time.

Blitzfrog

Serraionga wrote:

I lied, this is actually my favourite gamer drink of all time.


Serraionga
If I move to Spain can you be my husband?
kai99
no
Blitzfrog

kai99 wrote:

no

Are you Serrai?
Can you be my husband?
kai99

Blitzfrog wrote:

kai99 wrote:

no

Are you Serrai?
Can you be my husband?
no..
Blitzfrog

kai99 wrote:

Blitzfrog wrote:

Are you Serrai?
Can you be my husband?
no..
Rip dreams
kai99
unless im a trap /shrug
Blitzfrog

kai99 wrote:

unless im a trap /shrug
Isn't kai trap doe?
kai99
hm.
ColdTooth
im a trap
Topic Starter
Endaris
That's not tea though, that's lemonade.
But I guess it's ok for kids :)
kai99
im not a kiddddddd
DJ Enetro
guess i'll skiddo on out of here

Foxtrot
my favorite gamer drink is kombucha
kai99

Foxtrot wrote:

my favorite gamer drink is kombucha
i think i've seen that here too. dang i've got lots of teas to try
Serraionga

Blitzfrog wrote:

Serraionga
If I move to Spain can you be my husband?


It is raining.
Uni
Why.
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