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FFA Rap Battle

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DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
Topic Starter
DJ Enetro
List of rappers:
Johnmedina999
Blitzfrog
Comfy Slippers
ColdTooth
Dyl-Byl
and me.

My first verse:

Look at me it's DJ Enetro in the house
Who vanquishes all enemies away like a mouse
Poor thing Stefan left, time to dominate
At the same time ousting all the mods on the race gate (users vs mods/admins)
Let's go all, john and blitz too
Since it's only a matter of time before kai99 knew
That (s)he'd have to pick either Blitz or Meah
But this fight is in Spanish: una poca fea
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johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
Dude stop it. Trying to start a battle? How naïve.
You think you can take over what Stefan left behind? Oh please.
You can't take this place over, I rule OT.
I'm running for president actually, and I trust you'll vote for me.

Also, Meah doesn't want you, isn't that clear?
(S)he's going after kai, and with Blitz (s)he's ear to ear.
If you want to have a chance, you're not even near
To reaching her(his?) league, let me just make that clear.

Lastly, your Spanish is off, Meah doesn't rhyme with fea.
So these are my last words to you: me la pelas.
Izzywing
osu! Alumni
2,248 posts
Joined March 2016
Izzywing
You!
Soulja Boy, tell 'em
Hey, I got a new dance for you all called the Soulja Boy
You!
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
Ah, yeah!

Soulja Boy up in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that hoe
Now watch me you
(crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(crank that Soulja Boy)
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
Topic Starter
DJ Enetro
My naïveté? Actually, you're right on track
But like I said I have my real crush right on my back
OT Pres? Please, I'll vote for you,
But I'm the king of raps, so a chance you blew
I'm taking Spanish 1 so go diss me times infinite
But this is a rap race so you gotta drift it
My spirit is unwavering, so turndowns are clear
But what isn't is the fact that you're not seeing it here
I'm gullible and act on instinct so come at me
I'll be amazed to find what poetry I'll see

Hobbes2 your diss doesn't count, it's gotta be original
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johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
Admitting your imperfections? I like that.
You know, you're not the kid I thought you would be.
But you also must answer to the true king of raps,
And that king is me, you see.

However, you use the new site.
Why you gotta do that, fool.
Every time you edit your post, it is clear as a lamp at night.
The new site is not at all cool.
Your username has no avatar in sight
You have no sense, you gotta stay in school.

Even without your vote, I will still win the presidency;
It is my destiny.
You will bow to my feet, for the real rap king is obviously me.
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Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
johnmedina wins
Blitzfrog
388 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
King of rap? You mean king of fap.
Cus that's probably what you did, when you wrote this trash.
"But what isn't it the fact",are you smoking crack?
Cus that English right there,Is a huge drawback.
You use big words to sound all smart,
But in the end, it just falls apart.
You say hobbes' don't count, cus it's not original.
Well I guess yours don't count, And it's just trash all.
The poetry you see, all made by me.
I'm the best in OT, I'm the real OG.
I'm the cutest slime, watch me spit these rhymes.
It's pass bed time, kiddy. But watch me ROCK FULL TIME.
Blitzfrog
388 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog

Meah wrote:

johnmedina wins
Like seriously dude
Don't even mess with johnmedina
He will beat you
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
@Blitzfrog

Don't get me started on you.
If I had a penny for every kys
I would be rich; it's true.

You are so susceptible to roasts
That you can be eaten as Frog legs.
And your squirming after Meah roasts you
Your ask for mercy; you even beg.

Meah is the roasting machine;
You don't stand a chance against an angel so pristine.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
Topic Starter
DJ Enetro
Indeed I edit, but only to correct misspellings
As for Blitzfrog, I'll protect him from all these shellings
"Stay in school"? First, who you calling fool?
I like school so much that calling me out ain't cool
Even if I do fap every now and then
You changed your slime avatar Blitz you chicken
Like Mairusu, you obviously have your waifu card activated
But this nonsense: once I'm done, all extirpated
"Eaten as frog legs"? John please, you're a joke
If you eat him he will shock you then you'll be up in smoke
And you say Meah is the roasting machine?
She never even started to wrap us out clean
So Meah come at me, even if I made the fanclub
You and Blitzfrog know kai99 said "yub nub"
Meaning no. And as for you John Doe
Your kitten avatar makes me wanna say, "HO...

WHAT?!"

P.S.: isn't Hobbes2's post just lyrics from Soulja Boy?
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johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
I'll let either Meah to come up to the stage
Or Blitzfrog to protect his image in a fit of rage.
This is a Free For All, ater all.
It's no fun if only we are having a ball.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
Topic Starter
DJ Enetro
Lol true, someone rap back pls
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99
hi
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
Topic Starter
DJ Enetro
Pls rap kai99
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Sad thing, I can only roast. I cannot rap.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
Topic Starter
DJ Enetro
Dang it John I swear, I'm very disappointed
I expected harsh blows but got splashed and anointed
So what do you two say, Blitz and John
To have another round, see who's the con?
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
ok johnmedina wins
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
Topic Starter
DJ Enetro
Not yet
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
But it was pretty obv. that johnmedina999 will walk out as the victor.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
Topic Starter
DJ Enetro
Then I'll just keep on pummeling him with raps 'til he tires out
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