When I was younger I was very lonely. I had no friends in the world. But then one day my parents surprised me with a small dog! We became fast friends and we went everywhere together. I called him dog. He called me nothing, because he was a dog and as such could not speak English.

One day, when we were wondering the plains of south-east London he got his hind leg stuck in the automatic door of a nearby reputable establishment, a Greggs if I recall correctly. He was stuck there for 9 hours while the firemen tried to free him. Dog was never quite the same

Years later, Dog got sick. After consulting the top vets available, none knew was the problem was. That was until we found Komm! He healed Dog very fast, and gave me £3.2 million "because he felt like it". Thank you Komm!

<3 Komm



Whoever gets paired with me (6 digit) im sorry for being bad (skill issue)

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Komm once stole my girlfriend, proud to see him hosting a tournament

I love Komm so much.

Everytime I see him, it's like the sun shines brighter, and the world becomes more vibrant. All the birds in the trees start to sing, and the world begins to flourish.

If Komm were a painting in an art gallery, he'd be the priced magnum opus, displayed in the centre of the gallery, for all to see.

This man is a national treasure, who brought us together, for the sole purpose of clicking circles to the rhythm, competitively against eachother.

I <3 Komm

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I saw Komm at a supermarket in Slough yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Kinder Buenos in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

If komm has million number of fans i am one of them. If komm has ten fans i am one of them. If Komm has only one fan that is me. If Komm has no fans, that means i am no longer on the earth. If world against the Komm, i am against the world. i love #komm till my last breath... die hard fan of komm. Hit like if u think komm best & smartest in the world.

Komm (Komm) (Tobias) (Treasurer of Heriot-Watt University) (NUEL ESPORTS OFFICIAL) (NUOT! Administrator & Organisers & Founder) (Professional Osu! Player) (President of Osu!) (Organiser and Inventory of Osu! Collab) (Creator, founder, and Top Programmer of "Snipebot 1, Snipebot 2, Snipebot 3) (Amazon Official Associate) (Amazon Partner) (XM1014 Entrepreneur) (Lead Dev for TRES) (Famous Referee and Commentator in the Osu! Community), is a brilliant and fantastic individual who has helped me in many scenarios.

Me and my wife were going through a rough time after we found out she was unable to have a child. At this time, I was at my lowest point as my life goals and dreams had vanished in the blink of an eye after I heard the news. Fortunately, Komm (Komm) (Tobias) (Treasurer of Heriot-Watt University) (NUEL ESPORTS OFFICIAL) (NUOT! Administrator & Organisers & Founder) (Professional Osu! Player) (President of Osu!) (Organiser and Inventory of Osu! Collab) (Creator, founder, and Top Programmer of "Snipebot 1, Snipebot 2, Snipebot 3) (Amazon Official Associate) (Amazon Partner) (XM1014 Entrepreneur) (Lead Dev for TRES) (Famous Referee and Commentator in the Osu! Community) kindly offered to become a surrogate for my wife. This meant I was able to have a child thanks to Komm. In addition, that child grew up to be the most legendary osu! player known as: Alz-_-.

Not only that, I've have numerous other situations and scenarios where Komm has assited me greatly. A brief example of this could be that one time when I forgot to learn the particular course I was studying in university. And when Komm heard this news, he did not let me fail. Komm insead taught me the entire course in only 4 HOURS! An truly unbelievable skill showing the mastery of his work.

I could go on and on forever with these stories where Komm has saved my life. However, we'd be here all day, and Komm being the blessed being that he is, would not want us to waste our time on him

Therefore, to my dismay, I will have to cut my thoughts and feelings short and end this with a conclusive sentence.

Komm is great as a person as well as with everything he does. Therefore it is a given that his tournament hosting skills and commentating skills are off the charts by a landslide.

(On behalf of Komm (Komm) (Tobias) (Treasurer of Heriot-Watt University) (NUEL ESPORTS OFFICIAL) (NUOT! Administrator & Organisers & Founder) (Professional Osu! Player) (President of Osu!) (Organiser and Inventory of Osu! Collab) (Creator, founder, and Top Programmer of "Snipebot 1, Snipebot 2, Snipebot 3) (Amazon Official Associate) (Amazon Partner) (XM1014 Entrepreneur) (Lead Dev for TRES) (Famous Referee and Commentator in the Osu! Community)) Thank you for reading.

An osu! tournament.... AND a UK university osu! tournament? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Komm slapped my ass yesterday.

wow this looks so cool and exciting, I can't wait for everything to get started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

omg osu!!

@NERTS!

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You bring out the liveliness in me every time. I have no idea how you do it, but I certainly love it. My world comes alive when you are in my arms. You have possessed my heart, and I can’t stop loving you, baby.

You’ve drawn the shape of my heart in the sky because each time I look up, there are a lot of things that remind me of you. I know that you are special because my world shines from your reflection. You are the only one I love.

You’re the light of my heart. The strength I need to fight through the battles of life. Your love is everything I need. I carry you in my heart all day and all night when I sleep. You are amazing, and I can’t get enough of you.

Your love is golden because it always leads me to the fun side of life. I have no regrets about meeting you because it has been a life-changing moment. My days are far better. You are the woman of my dreams, who keeps me calm even in the lonely hours. I can’t love you less, dear.

I feel your presence even when you are not here with me. Remembering how cute you look when you smile sends butterfly down my tummy. Your face is the biggest motivation I need to keep pushing on with life.

I want to go on this journey of life with you, and I want to stand with you while we fight the storms that you will be facing. Am I asking for too much? I know that my life didn’t start with you, but I want to end it with you.

Love might be blind, but I genuinely don’t care because I will love you both with my eyes opened and closed. Your love is the most significant change that happened in my life, and it opened my heart to a lot of opportunities. I love you, darling.

I have been trying to figure out how the atmosphere is, the day you came into my life. I had a hard time trying to figure this out because I was already out of the world, standing in front of the most awesome person in the world.

You mean the universe to me. You’re more than an ordinary girl who wakes every morning and goes to bed every night. You are my superwoman with incredible superpowers. Thank you specifically for making my life awesome. I couldn’t have gone this far without you.

I feel so complete knowing that you are always there for me. You came into my life in pieces and completed the broken and incomplete sides of me. I run out of words trying to describe how amazing you are. The alluring girl of my life, I love you forever.

You fill my heart with love. I feel satisfied knowing that I have someone as amazing as you are in my life. The cuteness of your smile and the taste of your lips is all I need to live up to 100. You are a dream come true, baby.

I close my eyes, and the thought and images of your face flood my heart. I don’t know why it is so, but I am enjoying every bit of it. Picturing your face brings you much closer to me than you can understand. I can’t wait to have you all to myself. I love you.

There are always a lot of beautiful memories following you because you create awesome moments for my heart to enjoy. I can’t have enough of you today, tomorrow, and forever. I love you with all of my energy, my baby.

Being close to you brings out the best in me. Feeling your soft face and kissing your lips is being in heaven on earth. I can’t imagine allowing such a fantastic feeling to leave my life for anything in the world. I love you, endlessly.

You have been a useful instrument for my self-development. My mind has the sweet memories of the love that you have used in creating this heaven I live in right now. You are the most charming creature that has won my heart over and over, and I can’t even explain how it happened. I love you like there is no tomorrow.

Having you in my life is one of the best things that has happened to me because you are my treasure. You’ve brought happiness, love, and goodness to my life. You are the rainbow which appears after every rain in my life. You are the lover of my heart. A day spent with you is always beautiful, cherishing every moment spent with you is all I care about at all time. I can’t wait to have a lovely day with you again, my love. Good morning.

Good morning, my pretty angel. I hope this new day is beautiful and takes you closer to achieving your dreams in life. May all your sorrow be turned into joy and Laughter. Always remember I love and cherish you so much, looking forward to spending the day with you. I hope you have a great day, darling.

Just like plants need sunlight, water, and fertile soil to grow, so do I need you to make my day a beautiful one. You are more than I wished for, you’ve given me nothing but happiness. My love for you will never cease to be the same. I’m blessed to have you in my life, being with you assures me that my day would be beautiful. Can’t wait to see your lovely self again. Good morning, damsel.

Words are never enough to tell you how much I love you, but since that might be the only option available, I’ll have to use them. You are the light in my life, which brightens my path and makes things easy for me. Your love reflects so much on my life that I’ve got a full list of people who envy me. You are a sweetheart, the best of all sweethearts in the world. You bring meaning to everything in my life. At hard times you keep me assured that there is a bright light at the end of the tunnel. I hope you have a great and beautiful day, my love.

The thoughts of waking up next to you every day make my morning worthwhile. With you in my life, I’m a better man. You make my life beautiful, fulfilled, and peaceful. Thanks for giving me your unconditional love, and I promise to cherish it as long as I breathe. I wish to be there for you at all times. Loving you is all I ever desire to do for as long as I breathe. I hope you have a splendid day. I love you more than you can imagine. Have a good morning, darling.

Good morning beautiful! I hope your night was great because mine was terrific. Every morning I’m grateful for having the thought of you on my mind, and I’m blessed to have you in my life. I’m honored to have someone as adorable as you are. Since you walked into my life, you have filled every moment with sweet memories. You transformed me from being ordinary to something special. With you by my side, life is worth living. Have a beautiful day ahead of you, honey! Lots of love.

Simping for Komm isn't just a moment, it’s a lifestyle 💫 a reason to breathe 🤲 an escape from this evil world filled with thieves 🌏 It’s art 🖼 the first gift you open on Xmas 🎁 a hug from a loved one 🤗 everything you’ve ever wanted love 💗 everything you need 💕🥺

Who is Komm? 🙄🤭🤔🤫😰 in math: my solution ➗😊 in history: my King 👑😣 in art: my canvas 🎨🥳 in science: my oxygen 💨😝 in geography: my world 🌎🤯

Hi Komm ❤️ i just wanted to say i really love you and i want to go on a date with you i’m the one who drops 20$ on your stream everyday you can dm if you want ☺️ i have the last 130$ on my paypal that i’m gonna drop next stream just so we can meet ilysm i want to date really bad

I want to date Komm so bad. He is so cute and I love him so much. He has a cute smile and a cute face. He’s a gamer like me and has a amazing personality. I would love to tell him every night “I love you” and [REDACTED] while he is streaming. We would go out when he isn’t doing gamer stuff and have fun together. He is also really good at gaming so I would be able to get carried by my very own tourney host. I love boys who are better at things than me so I can learn from them. God I want to date Komm