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Stomiks
9,021 posts
Joined March 2021
Topic Starter
Stomiks
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Hello, I am Stomiks, and I'm a therapist with a recent master's degree. I'm your go-to-guy for therapy sessions. Go ahead and tell me about your problems, issues, or vent about stuff. I will answer you as best as I can.
Therapist's responses may or may not be factually correct and/or aligned with society's morals.
FAQs:

1. How much will it cost for a therapy session?
ㅤAbsolutely free. Employers claim that I need real experience in order to get hired by them.

2. What kind of therapy do you provide?
ㅤ The "You tell me stuff and I make you feel better." kind.

3. How will I know if you're a good fit?
ㅤ I will adapt myself to your responses and your current emotions during therapy. Guaranteeing a successful therapy session.
Apraxye
250 posts
Joined January 2020
Apraxye
My issue is this dude named Cerno. Mind giving some advice on how to plan a murder?
abraker
Global Moderator
8,295 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
My issues are too complicated to solve by regular means. I require something greater than a therapist.
z0z
497 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
ehhhh
Stomiks
9,021 posts
Joined March 2021
Topic Starter
Stomiks

Puck- wrote:

My issue is this dude named Cerno. Mind giving some advice on how to plan a murder?
First of all, you should remove any tracks that could trace you to his murder. Make it seem like he just disappeared. Don't let anyone know that you were with him prior to his death. If it's possible to lead him into a location where no one would go, then that's ideal. If not, follow him and pick a good place and time to commit the murder.

For the murder to be quick and easy, you should kill him in the fastest way possible. It's better to strike in the vital parts of his body, like his head, carotid arteries, or any major organ that's important to the function of human life. Also, be sure to not leave any evidence that you killed him. Don't get any bruises or cuts, wear gloves during the murder, and don't leave any of your personal items on the crime scene.

Now, with the most difficult task, hiding the corpse. It would not be ideal to leave the body as it is. It would be easily spotted as time passed and would shorten the time to trace it back to you. It would be best if you could bathe him in an acidic solution or feed him to animals, preferably a pig, for the fastest disposal of the body. If it's not possible, chop him up into little pieces for better handling. After you've made it easier for yourself, hide the remaining parts in the most secluded place you can, or bury them underneath in the forest, preferably a forest protected area, so it would be near impossible for other people to get to the location.


Or... would you mind talking to me about your current mental state and giving you advice on how you could improve it?


abraker wrote:

My issues are too complicated to solve by regular means. I require something greater than a therapist.
What... do you want me to get a medical degree and become a psychiatrist?
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Apraxye
250 posts
Joined January 2020
Apraxye

Stomiks wrote:

Puck- wrote:

My issue is this dude named Cerno. Mind giving some advice on how to plan a murder?
First of all, you should remove any tracks that could trace you to his murder. Make it seem like he just disappeared. Don't let anyone know that you were with him prior to his death. If it's possible to lead him into a location where no one would go, then that's ideal. If not, follow him and pick a good place and time to commit the murder.

For the murder to be quick and easy, you should kill him in the fastest way possible. It's better to strike in the vital parts of his body, like his head, carotid arteries, or any major organ that's important to the function of human life. Also, be sure to not leave any evidence that you killed him. Don't get any bruises or cuts, wear gloves during the murder, and don't leave any of your personal items on the crime scene.

Now, with the most difficult task, hiding the corpse. It would not be ideal to leave the body as it is. It would be easily spotted as time passed and would shorten the time to trace it back to you. It would be best if you could bathe him in an acidic solution or feed him to animals, preferably a pig, for the fastest disposal of the body. If it's not possible, chop him up into little pieces for better handling. After you've made it easier for yourself, hide the remaining parts in the most secluded place you can, or bury them underneath in the forest, preferably a forest protected area, so it would be near impossible for other people to get to the location.


Or... would you mind talking to me about your current mental state and giving you advice on how you could improve it?
No, this is perfectly fine. I will try and put this into practice when the time is right, thanks for the advice.
Cerno
165 posts
Joined November 2019
Cerno
Puck u filthy bitch
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz
I need advice. I in love with this cute girl that appear every night beside the street . Whenever I approach her she keep on moving further away from me. I keep on following her untill i reach to a river. She is floating on the river keep calling me to jump in the river. Should i jump into the river?
Stomiks
9,021 posts
Joined March 2021
Topic Starter
Stomiks

levesterz wrote:

I need advice. I in love with this cute girl that appear every night beside the street . Whenever I approach her she keep on moving further away from me. I keep on following her untill i reach to a river. She is floating on the river keep calling me to jump in the river. Should i jump into the river?
Look at her expression while she calls. Does she have a positive expression, one that fills you with warmth and happiness? Or one where she intends to drown you in that river expression?

If it's the former, then jump as long as there isn't any danger. There's a chance that she might reciprocate your feelings if you approach her.

If it's the latter, then nope the hell outta there and never come back. There are plenty of fish in the sea.


However, the act of you following her even though she keeps moving away is the definition of stalking.

Regardless of how you feel, please refrain from doing that to anyone ever again. By striking up a normal conversation, you can get to know them better.
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Manishh
2,092 posts
Joined October 2020
Manishh
I have a shoulder pain
Stomiks
9,021 posts
Joined March 2021
Topic Starter
Stomiks

Manishh wrote:

I have a shoulder pain
Go to Dr. Manishh for that. I'm just a therapist.
Manishh
2,092 posts
Joined October 2020
Manishh

Stomiks wrote:

Manishh wrote:

I have a shoulder pain
Go to Dr. Manishh for that. I'm just a therapist.
cant you just change my mind of having pain
Manishh
2,092 posts
Joined October 2020
Manishh
I am buying you

you gonna work in OT! Hospital as a therapist

it hasnt been created yet. If you accept the deal I will create one
Stomiks
9,021 posts
Joined March 2021
Topic Starter
Stomiks

Manishh wrote:

cant you just change my mind of having pain
I am not a neuroscientist.


Manishh wrote:

I am buying you

you gonna work in OT! Hospital as a therapist

it hasnt been created yet. If you accept the deal I will create one
I do not like the idea of being enslaved.
z0z
497 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

Stomiks wrote:

Manishh wrote:

cant you just change my mind of having pain
I am not a neuroscientist.


Manishh wrote:

I am buying you

you gonna work in OT! Hospital as a therapist

it hasnt been created yet. If you accept the deal I will create one
I do not like the idea of being enslaved.
you can just not sign the contract if you don't want this(or just say no)
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Manishh
2,092 posts
Joined October 2020
Manishh

Stomiks wrote:

Manishh wrote:

I am buying you

you gonna work in OT! Hospital as a therapist

it hasnt been created yet. If you accept the deal I will create one
I do not like the idea of being enslaved.
I am not slaving you
I am making its easier for citizen to have these services
Stomiks
9,021 posts
Joined March 2021
Topic Starter
Stomiks

Manishh wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Manishh wrote:

I am buying you

you gonna work in OT! Hospital as a therapist

it hasnt been created yet. If you accept the deal I will create one
I do not like the idea of being enslaved.
I am not slaving you
I am making its easier for citizen to have these services
I reject your offer. My future employers made an agreement that I would get 1,000,000 OT!Bucks per month. If you can pay me higher than that and make OT!Hospital offcial, then I would consider joining.
Manishh
2,092 posts
Joined October 2020
Manishh
who the fuck are those employers, are there even that much money in OT!, Most OT! citizens are fucking poor, they dont have a fucking job
WitherMite
1,548 posts
Joined August 2019
WitherMite
Do you provide CBT?
z0z
497 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

Stomiks wrote:

Manishh wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Manishh wrote:

I am buying you

you gonna work in OT! Hospital as a therapist

it hasnt been created yet. If you accept the deal I will create one
I do not like the idea of being enslaved.
I am not slaving you
I am making its easier for citizen to have these services
I reject your offer. My future employers made an agreement that I would get 1,000,000 OT!Bucks per month. If you can pay me higher than that and make OT!Hospital offcial, then I would consider joining.
no one pays that much, even the common highest paying jobs only give around 8,500 OT!Bucks a month

did you get the deal from a foreign employer?
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