there lived an old man. This man was not an ordinary man; he once ruled the internet forums, known as "xB3sTG4meRxx" who could be seen throughout any internet forum you could find. Not like he played any games though. Instead he had a rather special hobby; that was to raise snakes. Specifically cobras. The man, sitting at a rocking chair, looked out the window and took a long sip on his cigar. He thought about his long dead cobra. The snake's name was Mike.
He remembered the time the snake tried to bite his finger off.
He remembered wrestling with the snake, for which they had such a fight the sofa and the glass vase on the table were broken by the time everything had been settled.
He remembered the snake grabbing him by the ankles, at an attempt to eat him alive.
The fun times. How he missed those.
He opened his laptop that was by his side, and checked his forum. Nowadays he had created a forum for himself. It was called "MikeNme", for others that also wanted a pet snake. He noticed that he had an unread message.
He never really had to receive DMs from anyone. The man took a curious look at the sender "M1ke" and clicked on the title.
The message said:
The end.
He remembered the time the snake tried to bite his finger off.
He remembered wrestling with the snake, for which they had such a fight the sofa and the glass vase on the table were broken by the time everything had been settled.
He remembered the snake grabbing him by the ankles, at an attempt to eat him alive.
The fun times. How he missed those.
He opened his laptop that was by his side, and checked his forum. Nowadays he had created a forum for himself. It was called "MikeNme", for others that also wanted a pet snake. He noticed that he had an unread message.
He never really had to receive DMs from anyone. The man took a curious look at the sender "M1ke" and clicked on the title.
The message said:
S e n d N u d e sIt was his pet snake.
The end.