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Has anyone here used Kali Linux to ever hack anything?
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I'll let you know I am a supa hacka.
I was the mastermind behind the economic crash in the 80s and is in the FBI most wanted list.
But they've never caught me since I always use incognito mode and delete my browsing history.
But then on this week, one of my hacker friends just got caught by the FBI, and word is he has already snitched on me.
Fuck.
He must have forgotten to switch to incognito mode and they've found his browsing history and got to me that way.
I only have moments to think before the FBI busting open my door to arrest me.
And so, there's only one thing left to do.
I pulled out my computer keyboard and typed "fbi.gov/hack".
Fuck, there's a password.
I spent 2 hours looking into the source code to find it.
Bingo.
It was "abcd1234".
Access granted!
"Congratulations supa hacka! You now have full control of the FBI's helicopters. What would you want them to do?"
A. Turn right, B. Turn left, C. Ascend, D. Descend, E. Blow up.
I chose E.
BOOOOOMM
Flaming helicopters fall from the sky.
I was the mastermind behind the economic crash in the 80s and is in the FBI most wanted list.
But they've never caught me since I always use incognito mode and delete my browsing history.
But then on this week, one of my hacker friends just got caught by the FBI, and word is he has already snitched on me.
Fuck.
He must have forgotten to switch to incognito mode and they've found his browsing history and got to me that way.
I only have moments to think before the FBI busting open my door to arrest me.
And so, there's only one thing left to do.
I pulled out my computer keyboard and typed "fbi.gov/hack".
Fuck, there's a password.
I spent 2 hours looking into the source code to find it.
Bingo.
It was "abcd1234".
Access granted!
"Congratulations supa hacka! You now have full control of the FBI's helicopters. What would you want them to do?"
A. Turn right, B. Turn left, C. Ascend, D. Descend, E. Blow up.
I chose E.
BOOOOOMM
Flaming helicopters fall from the sky.
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Tad Fibonacci wrote:
I'll let you know I am a supa hacka.
I was the mastermind behind the economic crash in the 80s and is in the FBI most wanted list.
But they've never caught me since I always use incognito mode and delete my browsing history.
But then on this week, one of my hacker friends just got caught by the FBI, and word is he has already snitched on me.
Fuck.
He must have forgotten to switch to incognito mode and they've found his browsing history and got to me that way.
I only have moments to think before the FBI busting open my door to arrest me.
And so, there's only one thing left to do.
I pulled out my computer keyboard and typed "fbi.gov/hack".
Fuck, there's a password.
I spent 2 hours looking into the source code to find it.
Bingo.
It was "abcd1234".
Access granted!
"Congratulations supa hacka! You now have full control of the FBI's helicopters. What would you want them to do?"
A. Turn right, B. Turn left, C. Ascend, D. Descend, E. Blow up.
I chose E.
BOOOOOMM
Flaming helicopters fall from the sky.
dude
you are completely and amazingly a lifeless peep
I am the ultimate hacker, I hack Roblox
This is a joke I promise
This is a joke I promise
nope...
but i have the lite ver. of it on my VM List
but i have the lite ver. of it on my VM List
Yea, but in a a very beginner type sense. I used metasploit to exploit a Win XP Service Pack 0 vulnerability.
