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Rena-chan

CDFA wrote:

There's officially nothing in the bible about fapping ouo.

The only thing about it in in Leviticus, where it's all like "wash yourself after you fap for you are unclean"

But that's old testament, so it's like "hey that's kinda irrelevant now since like the whole coming of Jesus and changing stuff up and stuff"

So fap to your heart's content.
Are you implying that he calls himself a Christian without having read the bible ?

PREPOSTEROUS !
Mercurial

Rena-chan wrote:

Are you implying that he calls himself a Christian without having read the bible ?
There are millions of Christians that never and ever in their whole life read the bible.

btw, I read 2/3 of it.
Shohei Ohtani

Rena-chan wrote:

CDFA wrote:

There's officially nothing in the bible about fapping ouo.

The only thing about it in in Leviticus, where it's all like "wash yourself after you fap for you are unclean"

But that's old testament, so it's like "hey that's kinda irrelevant now since like the whole coming of Jesus and changing stuff up and stuff"

So fap to your heart's content.
Are you implying that he calls himself a Christian without having read the bible ?

PREPOSTEROUS !
I didn't really read the full thing either, I just looked up the accordance of fapping to religion on Wikipedia

No! That would just be preposterous!
mathexpert
Reading the bible will turn you into an atheist.
Mercurial
I'm atheist, you know.
Kanye West
I've never read a single page of the bible nor do I give any fucks.
thelewa

Kanye West wrote:

I've never read a single page of the bible nor do I give any fucks.
Pretty much this. I would suggest people to read the bible if they want to debate about things related to christianity though.

You know, so that they would know what they're talking about.
Vish024

iMercurial wrote:

I'm atheist, you know.
No you aren't. Dios es argentino.

Shellghost
I read the first paragraph and the grammar made me vomit.

Who even wrote this shit.
Wojjan
wait, the bible or apex' post?
Kanye West
Both, and it's difficult to tell which one's worse.
Ephemeral

mathexpert9981 wrote:

Reading the bible will turn you into an atheist.
i didnt catch the memo
Copter-kun
Ha.

This thread.
sCam
All you need is that one good series to get you back in the game.

What I do is just watch some moe shit full of lolis to make me realise why I even watch Anime in the first place. Go watch some Milky Holmes.
-Athena-
^ I can't believe people are still coming here trying to convince him, he made the same thread in OC man.

It seems my experiment has succeeded in some way Ephemeral, at least it turned into something readable after that.
Oh wait that was because of CDFA's comment, I have failed ;_;
Ephemeral
it turned into the reddit frontpage here for a while there
Bass
Why this thread feels like it was posted by Bagno.
dNextGen
why are you always hittin gurlz on tha internet
Kanye West

dNextGen wrote:

why are you always hittin gurlz on tha internet
I like hittin girlz on da internetz too
Wojjan

Bass wrote:

Why this thread feels like it was posted by Bagno.
every post in this thread feels like bagno
even eph's
so you know something's up
DerekMcD
You gotta watch Trouble Chocolate, Real Bout, Shingu, and Magic Users Club.
Topic Starter
Apex_old
Well, I got the answer.

What people value highly is detestable in God’s sight.
- Luke: something:something(16:15 I think)
Rena-chan
Better stop liking things, kiddo.
awp
except for buttsex
mathexpert

Apex wrote:

Well, I got the answer.

What people value highly is detestable in God’s sight.
- Luke: something:something(16:15 I think)
What god values is highly detestable in my sight.
- Mathexpert 666:666

no i'm not a satanist just an atheist that's fed up with religion
those
Not sure why religion was brought up into this, but we all know Off-Topic is for bullshi-

Oh wait it is.
Ephemeral
yep it's definitely reddit in here
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