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If Beatmaping Were a Cake...

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Reed R Gale
What would the separate parts of mapping be? The answers I get to this are always amusing :D
Shohei Ohtani
I'd probably shit on the cake and then add a crapton of icing to make it look pretty and sell it to everyone that I know.
boat

Reed R Gale wrote:

What would the separate parts of mapping be?
cake
Birdy

CDFA wrote:

I'd probably shit on the cake and then add a crapton of icing to make it look pretty and sell it to everyone that I know.
All the anime opening maps in a nutshell
GladiOol
I am cake

I am a beatmap?
Mianki
Drugs that make you hyperactive.
Topic Starter
Reed R Gale
The answers... they are beautiful :D
Shellghost
A lot of cakes these days seem to just take the pastry straight from the cake they last made and put different icing on it.
UnderminE
Who stole my cake D:
boat

Shellghost wrote:

A lot of cakes these days seem to just take the pastry straight from the cake they last made and put different icing on it.
can i put my icing on your cake babby
Papi Bear
Those are pills, not cake layers.
Ekaru
Nowadays, the tiny strawberry on top contains all of the entertaining parts of the beatmap - and yes, that means that the fact that few cakes have strawberries on them represent how few entertaining beatmaps there are these days. The frosting is the prettiness done to make it look like the mapper put actual effort into their map. The actual cake itself represents the amount of the map that is just a bunch of random streams and jumps that use extremely generic rhythms - because they copied these from other maps - to the point where I only need the hitsounds on to do well because the music itself doesn't really matter.

...What were you expecting, a serious answer?

EDIT: Serious answer:

-The way the map plays is the cake itself
-The aesthetics is the frosting
-Skin/SB would be said strawberry
dNextGen
then La Cataline's cake is probably the best from all \o/
Kanye West

dNextGen wrote:

then La Cataline's cake is probably the best from all \o/
La Cataline's cakes would be cracked everywhere because of all the sliderbreaks
nanda2009
dNextGen

Kanye West wrote:

dNextGen wrote:

then La Cataline's cake is probably the best from all \o/
La Cataline's cakes would be cracked everywhere because of all the sliderbreaks
it's still tasty even if the cake is cracked errywhere o/
Agnes

dNextGen wrote:

then La Cataline's cake is probably the best from all \o/
Seconding this. P:
Cyclohexane
If mapping were a cake, I'd certainly be very sick.

food poisoning
GeeNX

GladiOol wrote:

I am cake

I am a beatmap?
Yes... you are a cake, act like a cake, think like a cake and you got it
Ekaru
I much prefer NatsumeRin and val cakes to La Cataline cakes, thank you very much.
Mismagius
I'd smash the fucking cake and burn it with fucking FIRE AND THEN I WOULD sell it
Topic Starter
Reed R Gale

nanda2009 wrote:

Why not?
Mercurial
My cake must be the worst cake ever.

And probably my cake is not ready yet, due the baking time. (?)
Cyclohexane

Ekaru wrote:

I much prefer NatsumeRin and val cakes to La Cataline cakes, thank you very much.
That food was tainted! You feel deathly sick.
Crazy Jay cakes are best cakes
my tastes > your tastes
SunriseSorrow
Mm. Then those stacked streams would give off a tangy,lemony flavor o.o
dNextGen

Ekaru wrote:

I much prefer NatsumeRin and val cakes to La Cataline cakes, thank you very much.
their cakes is way too complex both in ingredients and the making process,that's definitely not suitable for everyoneand wont beat the tastiness of La Cataline's cake <3 that suits everyone taste D:/

haha sure opinions
GladiOol

Ekaru wrote:

I much prefer NatsumeRin and val cakes to La Cataline cakes, thank you very much.
emaaal
gladi is the best cake
dNextGen
on an unrelated note : emaal why u got banned
those
I'm afraid of the big black cake
Regou

those wrote:

I'm afraid of the big black cake
oops
Topic Starter
Reed R Gale

those wrote:

I'm afraid of the big black cake
Kanye West

emaaal wrote:

gladi is the best cake
Seconding this. Gladicakes are best cakes
Minty Gum
Only 2 flavors of cake, anime openings and eroge openings.
Allyses
I'd either leave it be or eat it
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