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cheek, or chin, not sure as i was resting my face on my hand
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Shit. I'm dead. I got stabbed with one of my blue Ghost Center Shock two inches deep into my belly. 0.0% chance of survival.
/me dies.
/me dies.
I got stabbed with a 3ds, 10 inches into my right hand. I have a 68% chance of survival.
got stabbed with my mouse
3 inches deep in my ankle
and 39% chance of survival
wtfffffff
3 inches deep in my ankle
and 39% chance of survival
wtfffffff
A tissue box, in my mouth, 10 inches, 96% survival chance.
Through my skull with a good chance to live, medicine.
Through my skull with a good chance to live, medicine.
I got stabbed by my blanket all over my body.
12 inches deep.
I have 19% chance survival.
....Sounds about right. ;~;
12 inches deep.
I have 19% chance survival.
....Sounds about right. ;~;
IppE
I take that it probably has something to do with your uncontrollable urge to visit off-topic while you fap.Noobita wrote:
Stabbed two inches deep in the penis with blue shorts, 70% survival.
A blue jacket, my lips, 1 inch
Chances of survival 63%
Pretty random.
Chances of survival 63%
Pretty random.
what sorcery is this?-Athena- wrote:
I take that it probably has something to do with your uncontrollable urge to visit off-topic while you fap.Noobita wrote:
Stabbed two inches deep in the penis with blue shorts, 70% survival.
Getting stabbed with my Handtrainer 7 inches deep in my head.
Chance of survival: 83%
Chance of survival: 83%
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.Wehzy wrote:
Getting stabbed with my Handtrainer 7 inches deep in my head.
Chance of survival: 83%
Your Handtrainer is doing its job pretty damn well.
Got stabbed by the power button on my case, 1 inch deep in my lower jaw. 68% chance of survival.
Stabbed by my mousepad on the foot.
3-in deep and 12% chance to survive.
(That's some fatal mousepad...)
3-in deep and 12% chance to survive.
(That's some fatal mousepad...)
I got stabbed by my 3DS on my leg one inch-in deep on and I got 15% percent chance to survive.
How...does that even work
How...does that even work
Stabbed by my planner notebook thingy, 4 inches deep in my stomach.
Chance of survival: 40%.
;w;
Chance of survival: 40%.
;w;
iPod Shuffle 1 inch deep in my arm with a 43% chance of survival.
eh.
eh.
a box 9 inches deep in my mouth with an 88% of survival
that's not the only thing 9 inches deep into your mouthSync wrote:
a box 9 inches deep in my mouth with an 88% of survival
Stabbed by my iPod (its case is blue), 9 inches deep through my nose. 05% chance of survival.
lol i'm dead
lol i'm dead
Roley wrote:
dead
Hang in thereRoley wrote:
05% chance of survival.
External hard disk, 12 inches deep in my leg, 94% chance of survival.
._.
._.
At least you'll actually be dead D:Roley wrote:
Stabbed by my iPod (its case is blue), 9 inches deep through my nose. 05% chance of survival.
lol i'm dead
I don't know how this is supposed to work, but apparently if I manage to survive on my 19% chance, then I won't have a body ):
holy shit give me blue external hard disk nowx3Jerry wrote:
External hard disk, 12 inches deep in my leg, 94% chance of survival.
._.
I was stabbed by a spoon, 4 inches deep in the cheek with a 48% chance of survival.
>logic
>logic
Stabbed by a pencil, 4 inches deep behind my ear, 10% chance of survival.
;_;
;_;
I hope you realize you mixed this upRena-chan wrote:
Please don't be the 90%.
Maybe it was on purpose.Kanye West wrote:
I hope you realize you mixed this upRena-chan wrote:
Please don't be the 90%.
My trousers into the wrist, 12 inches deep (holy duck fuck, went through!), 42% chance of survival.
Shit's lethal.
Shit's lethal.
These trousers of yours must be made out of solar flares.
I HAVEN'T TOUCHED ANY BLUE THING FOR 3 DAYS
Alright, Miney, let's mix it up then.
You are forced to EAT the LAST THING (NOT PERSON) you remember DELIBERATELY STARING AT, EXCLUDING YOUR PC SCREEN.
The color of your hair determines whether it be COOKED, STIR-FRIED, FONDUED or RAW. If you're a case in between, do a recipe with both
Your size in METERS determines HOW MANY KILOGRAMS.
The last thing you HELD IN YOUR HAND (AGAIN EXCLUDING YOUR MOUSE OR TABLET PEN OR WHATEVER) shall be your CUTLERY.
The last BOTTLE you bought (no cans, shampoo et al. counts) contains your drink for the meal.
HOW FUCKED ARE YOU????
You are forced to EAT the LAST THING (NOT PERSON) you remember DELIBERATELY STARING AT, EXCLUDING YOUR PC SCREEN.
The color of your hair determines whether it be COOKED, STIR-FRIED, FONDUED or RAW. If you're a case in between, do a recipe with both
Your size in METERS determines HOW MANY KILOGRAMS.
The last thing you HELD IN YOUR HAND (AGAIN EXCLUDING YOUR MOUSE OR TABLET PEN OR WHATEVER) shall be your CUTLERY.
The last BOTTLE you bought (no cans, shampoo et al. counts) contains your drink for the meal.
HOW FUCKED ARE YOU????
inb4 cannibalism
gotcha covered buddy B)Wojjan wrote:
Alright, Miney, let's mix it up then.
You are forced to EAT the LAST THINGyou remember DELIBERATELY STARING AT, EXCLUDING YOUR PC SCREEN.
The color of your hair determines whether it be etc etc
Rena-chan
Stabbed by a blue chair
11 inches deep in my foot
22% chance of survival
@.@
Forced to eat 1.5 kilo ceiling fan raw with my mouse as my cutlery with soft drinks
11 inches deep in my foot
22% chance of survival
@.@
Forced to eat 1.5 kilo ceiling fan raw with my mouse as my cutlery with soft drinks
My PSP, 2 inches deep into my head, 43% chance of survival.
fffffffffffffff
fffffffffffffff
Well then...
I am forced to eat 1.87 kilograms of a cooked girl's face(I consider a face being a THING, a girl of course not) (I guess I have to clone her then). My cutlery besides the mouse (which I do not count) would be a spoon made of steel and I'm drinking a nice beer to that meal.
Could be worse.
I am forced to eat 1.87 kilograms of a cooked girl's face(I consider a face being a THING, a girl of course not) (I guess I have to clone her then). My cutlery besides the mouse (which I do not count) would be a spoon made of steel and I'm drinking a nice beer to that meal.
Could be worse.