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Write anything in English without 'E'.

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Rizevim
god.
vinnicci
dog.
Lyawi
How about no.
Rizevim
whoops.
Chaosemerald
Old MacDonald had a farm, iii-ayy-iii-ayy-oh
-Kyu
ouch,my wrist hurts.
Daichi Shinku
Howdy! My parrot is hungry now, it want a food that's crispy and yummy for his tummy! :3
Rizevim
smooth!
Taj
I want foots.
Tornado
I am so hungry
Restore
lul
- Jade -
I don't know what to think about this.
Restore
i know right
Nuolong
do you sit on chairs?
- Jade -
I do sit in chairs, actually. Thanks for asking!
Rizevim
coconut milk.
Skairul
No thanks, I don't want any. How about a ham sandwich?
Kantan
anything in nglish without ''.

ran away
-SayaKai
Gifts.
Rizevim
what
Fateburn
I'd try to say as much as I can without using that thing, but it turns out that it's just too hard.
Don't quit though, a man did a book without that in it, just it wasn't that famous.
Aurele
I am a kawaii potato
yam_old_1
dick
winber1
I long for a day in which such artificial, shallow, and outright bullshit post-industrialization concoctions of colloquial linguistics diminish to its minor origins -- to a status of flat humor and banal play -- but today, my wanton companions, today is not that day.
jyling
i can go without that thing, but it looks kinda hard to post without that thing
but i did it anyways, i am proud.
Jellyblob
x
jyling
My cat is gay and it runs too much in my room. it knocks my stuff down. My cat's soo jumpy, my cat got hit by a car. Now my cat isn't so jumpy at all. It's so cool now and my stuff isn't knocking down
winber1

jyling wrote:

My cat is gay and it runs too much in my room. it knocks my stuff down. My cat's soo jumpy, my cat got hit by a car. Now my cat isn't so jumpy at all. It's so cool now and my stuff isn't knocking down
Your grammatical articulation is lacking in volubility
JeromeTT
what is this?
DaddyCoolVipper
This topic sucks. All posts should stop.
Rizevim
don't stop!
45Traeath
THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!

(I can't stop saying this.)
MagicalPug
I has a new brown switch lockboard!
Rizevim
holy shit!
mokyu
󠀡
Rizevim
lol
MagicalPug
This is rlly shitty
Nightstalker
I can do this stuff all day long. Swag.
Bonk
If Youth, throughout all history, had had a champion to stand up for it; to show a doubting world that a child can think; and, possibly, do it practically, you wouldn't constantly run across folks today who claim that "a child don't know anything." A child's brain starts functioning at birth; and has, amongst its many infant convolutions, thousands of dormant atoms, into which God has put a mystic possibility for noticing an adult's act, and figuring out its purport.

Up to about its primary school days a child thinks, naturally, only of play. But many a form of play contains disciplinary factor. "You can't do this," or "that puts out out," shows a child that it must think, practically, or fail. Now, if, throughout childhood, a brain has no opposition, it is plain that it will attain a position of "status quo," as with our ordinary animals. Man knows not why a cow, dog, or lion was not born with a brain on a par with ours; why such animals cannot add, subtract, or obtain from books and schooling, that paramount position which Man Holds today.

But a human brain is not in that class. Constantly throbbing and pulsating, it rapidly forms opinions; attaining an ability of its own; a fact which is startlingly shown by an occasional child "prodigy" in music or school work. And as, with our dumb animals, a child's inability convincingly to impart its thoughts to us, should not class it as ignorant.

Upon this basis I am going to show you how a bunch of bright young folks did find a champion; a man with boys and girls of his own; a man of so dominating and happy individuality that Youth is drawn to him as is a fly to a sugar bowl. It is a story about a small town. It is not a gossipy yarn; nor is it a dry, monotonous account, full of such customary "fill-ins" as "romantic moonlight casting murky shadows down a long, winding country road." Nor will it say anything about tinklings lulling distant folds; robins carolling at twilight, nor any "warm glow of lamplight" from a cabin window. No. It is an account of up-and-doing activity; a vivid portrayal of Youth as it is today; and a practical discarding of that worn-out notion that "a child don't know anything."

Now, any author, from history's dawn, always had that most important aid to writing:—an ability to call upon any word in his dictionary in building up his story. That is, our strict laws as to word construction did not block his path. But in my story that mighty obstruction will constantly stand in my path; for many an important, common word I cannot adopt, owing to its orthography.

I shall act as a sort of historian for this small town; associating with its inhabitants, and striving to acquaint you with its youths, in such a way that you can look, knowingly, upon any child, rich or poor; forward or "backward;" your won, or John Smith's, in your community. You will find many young minds aspiring to know how, and WHY such a thing is so. And if a child shows curiosity in that way, how ridiculous it is for to snap out:—

"Oh! Don't ask about things too old for you!"

Such a jolt to a young child's mind, craving instruction, is apt so to dull its avidity, as to hold it back in its school work. Try to look upon a child as a small, soft young body and a rapidly growing, constantly inquiring brain. It must grow to maturity slowly. Forcing a child through school by constant night study during hours in which it should run and play, can bring on insomnia; handicapping both brain and body.
Rizevim
wow , that's so long
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