OT Bazaar (Black Market)

TeeArctic1

Joined December 2014

Topic Starter

TeeArctic1 2018-08-11T23:59:05+00:00

Welcome to the OT ~~Black Market~~ Bazaar, for all your shopping needs. Feel free to add your wares for sale or trade. There is no common currency, and currently no regulations on trade, so feel free to browse and enjoy yourselves

The OT ~~Black Market~~ Bazaar is in no way, shape or form responsible for scams, theft, extortion, injury or other potentially harmful consequences of shopping, and will not hesitate to utilize similar means if necessary

First stand: The Pun Stand

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Westonini

0 posts

Joined May 2018

Westonini 2018-08-12T00:30:11+00:00

Hmm I'm actually looking to sell these 5 OKHandEmojis.

How much do you think I could get for these precious novelty items?

Dialect

1,535 posts

Joined May 2018

Dialect 2018-08-12T03:41:44+00:00

heres a pun

ill trade it in for $40 USD

Stand 2: The Anime Stand

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Achromalia

341 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2018-08-12T04:03:38+00:00

Stand (no. 3): The World / "Za Warudo"

⌗⎅⌗ ∷ my hazy mirror image, dithering in a daze ∷ ⌗⎅⌗
◌◉◌ ∷ withering, affixed to fiction to nix an affliction ∷ ◌◉◌
∷ ✦ ∷
now playing:
♬ ∷ saliclaire - "cot (practice)" ∷ ♬

ColdTooth

1,104 posts

Joined June 2012

ColdTooth 2018-08-12T04:25:23+00:00

Hey I'm selling ice cubes for 10 cents per cube, and slushie for a dollar fifty, Get them now!

Hello. (◕‿◕✿)

Dialect

1,535 posts

Joined May 2018

Dialect 2018-08-12T04:26:40+00:00

Stand 4: The Emo Stand

'Hey I'm selling ice cubes for 10 cents per cube, and slushie for a dollar fifty, Get them now!'

no

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TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

Topic Starter

TeeArctic1 2018-08-12T10:29:49+00:00

MinNin wrote:
heres a pun

ill trade it in for $40 USD

Make it 30, and I'll throw in my prized possession; just in case

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levesterz

188 posts

Joined September 2010

levesterz 2018-08-12T10:38:03+00:00

The meat stand .
There is no such thing as too much beef.
only .99 a piece

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Serraionga

11,484 posts

Joined November 2014

Serraionga 2018-08-12T16:03:04+00:00

t/608211

abraker

Global Moderator

8,327 posts

Joined July 2014

abraker 2018-08-12T16:56:32+00:00

Do you have wholesale?

1000 bottles of 99% alcohol plssss

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TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

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TeeArctic1 2018-08-13T02:20:34+00:00

abraker wrote:
Do you have wholesale?

1000 bottles of 99% alcohol plssss

We do indeed, freshly ~~stolen~~ imported from G&R

What are you willing to pay/trade for such commodities?

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abraker

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8,327 posts

Joined July 2014

abraker 2018-08-13T04:55:31+00:00

TeeArctic1 wrote:
freshly imported from G&R

~~Whoa they weren't kidding the black market is legit~~

On second thought, how many barrels do you have?

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Dialect

1,535 posts

Joined May 2018

Dialect 2018-08-13T06:43:50+00:00

Well, theres always the 'hang out with your waifu' stand..

TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

Topic Starter

TeeArctic1 2018-08-13T11:23:19+00:00

abraker wrote:
TeeArctic1 wrote:
freshly imported from G&R
~~Whoa they weren't kidding the black market is legit~~

On second thought, how many barrels do you have?

Depends, how much do you want? And for what price?

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abraker

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Joined July 2014

abraker 2018-08-13T18:23:20+00:00

TeeArctic1 wrote:
Depends, how much do you want?

All of it

TeeArctic1 wrote:
And for what price?

Extra clones of you in the event you are killed in future OT executions

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TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

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TeeArctic1 2018-08-13T19:17:26+00:00

abraker wrote:
TeeArctic1 wrote:
Depends, how much do you want?
All of it

TeeArctic1 wrote:
And for what price?
Extra clones of you in the event you are killed in future OT executions

Deal, but I want the clones up front. The goods will be delivered at the Earth post in 5 minutes for remote pick up

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abraker

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Joined July 2014

abraker 2018-08-13T21:46:39+00:00

TeeArctic1 wrote:
Deal, but I want the clones up front. The goods will be delivered at the Earth post in 5 minutes for remote pick up

Please send over the info regarding the expected quantity before I pay up front.

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Stefan

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10,407 posts

Joined January 2011

Stefan 2018-08-13T21:59:09+00:00

Banned to FG

Laxxer

1,976 posts

Joined February 2016

Laxxer 2018-08-14T03:18:03+00:00

hi, i believe that this thread belongs in the OT forum, for future reference, post it there

TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

Topic Starter

TeeArctic1 2018-08-14T08:20:37+00:00

abraker wrote:
TeeArctic1 wrote:
Deal, but I want the clones up front. The goods will be delivered at the Earth post in 5 minutes for remote pick up
Please send over the info regarding the expected quantity before I pay up front.

3000 barrels have been delivered to the earth thread at your discretion

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TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

Topic Starter

TeeArctic1 2018-08-16T12:49:58+00:00

Attention, several asterisks are now avaliable for sale. Limited edition, 50% off! Get yours NOW for only 5 OTbucks!