This thread has now been declared the defacto inspiration thread for aspiring dads.
Proceed to dump your puns and dad jokes here for our enjoyment.
I will be posting more here every day
Here is some of my finest content:
Why is playing hide and seek in an airport a bad idea?
You're always hiding in plain sight
I have an immense fear of escalators
I'll be taking steps to avoid them
Have one more, you know,

Proceed to dump your puns and dad jokes here for our enjoyment.
I will be posting more here every day
Here is some of my finest content:
Why is playing hide and seek in an airport a bad idea?
You're always hiding in plain sight
I have an immense fear of escalators
I'll be taking steps to avoid them
Have one more, you know,