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What would you do if you woke up next to the person above you?

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Kanye West

Seph wrote:

rape
Aeidxst
rap
IppE
demand kebab breakfast
silmarilen
buttsecks
mathexpert
plz don't buttsecks me, silmarilen-sama ><

or atleast, be gentle, it's my first time~~!
Kaona
*roll over*
Aeidxst
*mimics your movements*
UnderminE
please take my sickness
Seph
hug and cook food for miney
Kaona
*tackle hugs*
Irisu_old
Yay, I finally get to meet you~
Aeidxst
Canneh
Fuck.
dNextGen
smoke cigar all day long
Kaona
Get a bottle of vodka.
fuyuko-chan
*stares.......*
*pokes their face* .w.
Kaona
*pokes your face back*
LiLi
hug you!!~
Canneh
Fuck.
Seph
sexy time
fuyuko-chan
......um, hi? .w.;;
H_Hitachiin
IDK.
Seph
crawl away silently
pielak213
­
Kaona
*crawls away*
Foxtrot
Prepare some tea and watch the telly together.
silmarilen
help you to stop smoking
Drexel13
Kill him/her and then take the blood to the nearest hospital

lol, just kidding.. I'll gone to another room
Canneh
Fuck.

Jk, would throw you out of the window then catch you while falling down with the speed of light and finally dying together.
Seph
make love <333
Canneh
Make more love <3.
Aoriki
/still sleeping/
Irisu_old
/hug~
fuyuko-chan
*stares for a moment then falls back asleep* owo
Kaona
*sighs*
[Shiki]
I would look up tiredly then pull the covers back over and sleep some more \(ouo)/
mathexpert
Attempt to start a conversation, but fail horribly and die of awkwardness because I'm terrible at that sort of thing .-.
Irisu_old
show them a free Ui o3o
Kitsunemimi
....Who are you again?
Kaona
*rubs eyes* "What, where, when and why?"
Aeidxst
Check if you pronounce the "can't" as "cunt" then marry the shit out of you in no time.
fuyuko-chan
....."Dare da omae?" =w=''
Kaona
"Fuyuko-chaaaan~!" *hugs*
she_old
Pull hair and make a joke about the hair
Kaona
*grabs wrists and twists them rapidly*
silmarilen
drool at pink hair
she_old
take €100
silmarilen
take it back
she_old
beat him up and take it again
silmarilen
take it back
she_old
shove pillow up his ass
silmarilen
keep close attention to my money
she_old
be shocked how the pillow is ineffective
Kaona
*gets up and goes downstairs*
she_old
I'd still pull your hair, not roughly though, I'd also steal your hair dying stuff
noneed
.. oh boy, looks like I fulfilled my new year's resolution quite early. better leave before the awkward smalltalk
Kaona
*pokes cheek curiously*
she_old
I'd edit your posts on the forums on your username and steal your wallet, food and bike afterward.
[Shiki]
I would just wake up and walk out the door o____o
fuyuko-chan
*makes coffee*
*offers coffee*
Corin
Who are you? D:
Foxtrot
Do bad things with you.

LIKE STEALING USB PORTS AND FLASHLIGHTS.


YEAAHH BAD. SO BAD.
Corin
Why do you have a netbook on your chest?

Why does it keep going up and down when you laugh?

Why Dulcet?
Why?
Foxtrot
Because I love you, that's why.
Corin
God damnit, again with the instakill?

Now go back to sleep :<
she_old
Kick your back
Kaona
*falls back asleep*
she_old
Kick back (not too hard) then hide under bed
Mints
*pulls and stretch the cheek, then falls back asleep*
she_old
*pull hair and poke nose* *fall asleep*
Mints
*hugs,kick, falls back asleep*
she_old
ouch, beech.

*bites arm*
Mints
*pulls cheek even harder, thn sleeps*
she_old
;_; dat hurts

*pulls hair really hard*
Mints
*stretches the cheek in all directions!*
she_old
T~T

*pretends to not notice person next to me and keeps sleeping*
Mints
xD *poke, then back to sleeping*
Hoverlegs
sing
she_old
*pinch leg with nails while pretending to be asleep*
Aeidxst
Prepare Beyti kebab, only but only for you, rii!
she_old
Make you breakfast on bed, because you're aei.

*le french toast specialty*
Aeidxst
Kidnap.

loseri wrote:

french toast
Seph
fuck
Aeidxst
FUCK.

mine is hardcore because caps + dot
Seph
creampuff
fuck
Aeidxst
F U C K .

harder
UnderminE
anal.
Aeidxst
domal.
UnderminE
Pegging.
Aeidxst
Wake you up from that dream.
Seph
rape
mathexpert
Throw you into a swimming pool :3c
Kyomaku
Throw you into your swimming pool and then eat breakfast in your kitchen.
Kitsunemimi
*sits in bed, glaring at you*
Mints
Tie you up, throw you into the swimming pool, eat breakfast and watch you drown slowly.
Kamure
Stare, then go back to sleep.
mathexpert
"Good morning, Chamle-kun~"
Mianki
Let's watch some K-ON! :3
silmarilen
feel good
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