I can't play [Insert name of game/series here], [main character of game/series] [verb that character does not do often/never does ever].
I can't play the Legend of Zelda, Link's lengthy speeches bore me.
I can't play osu!, there's too much plot and not enough downloadable content.
I can't play No More Heroes, Travis Touchdown takes himself way too seriously and never does anything interesting.
I can't play the Legend of Zelda, Link's lengthy speeches bore me.
I can't play osu!, there's too much plot and not enough downloadable content.
I can't play No More Heroes, Travis Touchdown takes himself way too seriously and never does anything interesting.