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the narrative of OT

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Ephemeral
Inland Empire
3,963 posts
Joined April 2009
Topic Starter
Ephemeral
THIS THREAD IS REALLY SIMPLE

1. post ONE sentence per day
2. the sentence must make some degree of sense related to the last one or tie in some way
3. you may end a sentence with a period or a comma or nothing at all

when this reaches its maximum amusement threshold, i will do a dramatic reading of the ensuing story

if it is funny, the unironically funniest person in this thread will receive one boon from me

go
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
But how would that improve a dire situation that OT is in?
E m i
E m i
Which was a horrible start, there was nothing to ask that question about - but I like it
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
However, the angry bird didn't, and got even angrier.
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz
And begin chewing some grass.
ColdTooth
1,108 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth
While eating the grass, he heard a small noise, almost like ringing in his ears.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Ears hurt so fuck, I can't spam Death's pfp here.
Nanachii
103 posts
Joined August 2015
Nanachii
"Here I come." said the angry bird, once he saw the source of the noise.
yuhaii
215 posts
Joined May 2017
yuhaii
He then ran over the source of the noise.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
There was a man, just squatting on the floor, and out of surprise, the man apologized: "Oh fuck, sorry, I really had to run and take a shit, so please just ignore that dreadful abhorrent liquified pool of reddish feces over in that one dismal abyss of a corner there."
abraker
Global Moderator
8,356 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
Which explained why I smelled shit from afar, and I thought to just leave it be while hoping some would find a better use for it, but when I came back the next day the shit pile had shitposts growing in it.
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
I went to the man's house and demanded that he pick it up and dispose of it, or he would be forced to eat it.
DaddyCoolVipper
342 posts
Joined July 2012
DaddyCoolVipper
"Huh, that didn't make much sense", DaddyCoolVipper muttered to himself, closing the thread's tab.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,356 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
Yet he took out a few osu!coins and paid the tab anyway while still muttering how ridiculous that is.
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Another person paid tax for peppy's osu!jet.
Shohei Ohtani
Shohei Ohtani
This thread sucks.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,356 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
And yet the osu!jet still took off despite conditions for take off clearly stating not to take off if the thread sucks
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz
The jet took a sharp dive down the ground as it try to avoid cloud senpai as it too shy to confess it love toward sky senpai.
ColdTooth
1,108 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth
The jet crashed in the ground, a loud explosion heard from afar, before fire spreading around the jet, almost like a dumpster fire in a normal thread.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,356 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
Many great players across the land heard the loud boom from afar as the osu!jet went crashing down, with one top player described it as, "it was bad, you can hear thousands of pp exploding like a nuclear explosion of a million Sotark maps"
AyeAries
880 posts
Joined June 2015
AyeAries
And abraker breaks the rule of this thread.
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz
Which also break the space time contium of the thread, causing a black hole ; sucking in every thread created.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
/╲/\╭( ͡°͡° ͜ʖ ͡°͡°)╮/\╱\ /╲/\╭( ͡°͡° ͜ʖ ͡°͡°)╮/\╱\ /╲/\╭( ͡°͡° ͜ʖ ͡°͡°)╮/\╱\ Spider invasion in 20 hours because of the black hole.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
As the entire globe is frightened by the worldwide forecast, a few astronomers realize it isn't even possible in the first place, and reduces the forecast as a mere shitpost by a forum user named Meah.
Naimae
66 posts
Joined September 2011
Naimae
No one knew at the time, but Meah was actually the mastermind behind the Plan To Drown The World In Shitposts.
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
As Meah's plan got closer to the time of execution, an OT Denizen only known by the username of "DJ Enetro" happened to walk by his secret lab and saw Meah planning the scheme.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,356 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
He tried to get a peek and could just slightly make out the words on one of the documents, "...TPO.....NG ....VICE.. USE... ..Y LEG....RY S.....PO...ER R...SH..N"
ColdTooth
1,108 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth
In a light tantrum, he ripped the document in half, knowing it wouldn't do much for him.
Naimae
66 posts
Joined September 2011
Naimae
But now, there were two documents! He could not win!
abraker
Global Moderator
8,356 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
The documents were piling up and on a whim he set the room ablaze to get rid of the evidence once and for all.
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
That only exacerbated the problem onehundredfold, as the burnt documents only became millions of tiny documents (ashes)!
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz
The amount of entity created by the 'document' causes soo much lag that it crash the earth's sever.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,356 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
All of the sudden the insignificant masses of earth were met with no heaven but blue screens of death.
Naimae
66 posts
Joined September 2011
Naimae
The supervisors watching over the universe simulation started panicking.
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz
And begin to run and scream like maniac around the main control room.
Quibbly
46 posts
Joined September 2017
Quibbly
suddenly, Cookiezi appeared! Prepared to do something no man has ever attempted to do...
abraker
Global Moderator
8,356 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
... he convinced everybody to change the mapping meta.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
No because I'm pregnant.
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
..was the famous quote that he had spoken to the mapping community, and they immediately found great inspiration within those legendary words, mapping 100 beatmaps a month, some awful, others great.
DXPOHIHIHI
989 posts
Joined August 2017
DXPOHIHIHI
Rafis is my dad
yuhaii
215 posts
Joined May 2017
yuhaii
... so i went with my dad to go meet mom, i was surprised when mom was a guy!!!!
Naimae
66 posts
Joined September 2011
Naimae
This exchange of phrases had been rehearsed many times before for this exact moment, a password to unlock the Ultimate Shitpost Hyzdraxia, the one thing that just might destroy all of existence.
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