Plot:
In the dull and overly retarded village of "osu!" lies many secrets, riddles, retardedly amusing architecture, memes, inside jokes and various other forms of psuedo-amusement. The population of this puny "pimple on a basementdwellers ass"-esque little splotch of nothingness is far too demented and stupid to live a life of their own, therefor, it is your task to help them out with living a joyful and enjoyable, yet not stereotypical life. The life of these spergs is in your hands. I wish you best of luck.

-Note that everything in the comic is solely fiction. Don't judge anyone by what is written. You'll solely make a fool out of yourself-

Cast:
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swagfailboat, the arrogant little shit who supposedly is the creator of this metrosexually colored sperg paradise, to be viewed as no less then your oh so almighty god and emperor. You're a faget. Don't argue against or i'll slap your shit i tell you hwat. Won't be seen often within future storylines, but is a mandatory character to mention.


Faust, the abandoned child of chernobyl, born with a glimpse of fear in his eyes and has not flinched even once. Both a psychic and an antichrist. Stay away, or he might just put a curse on you.


Shellghost the nipplemongler. As seen as in previous stories, owns a mankini and has a genitalia a la extraordinaire. Spends his freetime being a dick to unimaginative people and flirting with octopuses. Enjoys violent sex and seafood.


Kedi, the cute little blob who lives on the roof of the osu!mansion. She despite her adorable and kind appearance subliminally hates everybody and wont hesitate to chop your balls off. Spends her freetime leaking unbalanced pornography and making fun of obese people.


Ephemeral the confused boxer pidgeon. A bird who is less aware of his surroundings, but who wont hesitate to punch your teeth in irregardless of if it is needed or not.


Friendok, the banned omnigendered squid/human abomination who keeps butting in all the time. No one wants you here. Go away.


Detective Jarb-lock Schtrolmes and his Ass-istant (pun intended) Deedson are a silly couple of private detective who are the main problem solvers in osu!ville. Although, not often do they get things done, as they always run off to fiddle with their homosexual ways of amusement.

Future characters:
Lizzehb the aspergers duckface camwhore
Bass-chan the whiteknight and kyonko the omnislut
Neverdie the boobybuilder
TBTE the pointless character who doesn't even deserve to be in this
-butthurt moderators-
IppE the finnish weeaboo nerd
Mara and Fishie, the demented finnmen alcoholics

This is when you guys send me a PM on what will happen once they walk into the masnion e.t.c
Also note this isn't pokebis idea do not mistake him for being as much of a genious as i am

and yes a few spelling and grammar error, fuck you :>

Now if someone could clean up the irrelevant posts from here, then I'd highly appreciate it. Thank you in advance.