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Why are you there anyways?
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Lower abdominal pain. Doc thought it might be my appendix, however CT scan showed inflammation/infection of my small intestine. They wanted to give me IV antibiotics so they admitted me for tonight, it totally blows because its super boring.animask wrote:
Are the volunteer hours there great?
I don't knowYou should be more careful riding your motorcyle...
I don't have oneI'm sorry. The AIDS aren't from me.
Don't have AIDS, at least not that I know of.Did you get in a fight?
No, I'm not ztrot.You should stop using your fapping hand.
I haven't used it much in the past 7 monthsYou look great in your hospital gown...
Thanks.Did you see any hot nurses?
Unfortunately not.Is the hospital food there alright?
I actually haven't eaten anything in almost 24 hours.Why aren't you texting your girlfriend?
I would but shes coming here in a about an hour anyways.
Why are you there anyways?
Sander-Don wrote:
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I suggest you take some ibuprofen for that pain.
You won't bleed or anything, I promise!
On a serious note, get better soon
You won't bleed or anything, I promise!
On a serious note, get better soon
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I only really have pains while sitting or standing or when moving, so right now I don't really feel like I need pain meds. They would certainly give them to me if I asked (they already offered).Rantai wrote:
I suggest you take some ibuprofen for that pain.
You won't bleed or anything, I promise!
On a serious note, get better soon
Also, thanks
Fap
nostalgia.mp3Ivalset wrote:
http://osu.ppy.sh/forum/viewtopic.php?p=103075#p103075
You weren't even there. What do you know about nostalgia, kid.
I wasn't in the room, but I was totally around to talk about it after it happened and you know that.
You old people should go fantasize about your perverted youth somewhere else... this thread is about foulcoon in the hospital.
Don't die.
No, this thread is about entertaining foulcoon who is in the hospital.animask wrote:
You old people should go fantasize about your perverted youth somewhere else... this thread is about foulcoon in the hospital.
Hospitals are never good news.
Especially in Silent Hill.
Especially in Silent Hill.
Your hospital will take your kidney to sell on the black market while you sleep.
"I know I can be a real pancreas, but you know I’m just kidney with you. You really got to learn to liver it up. Boy, these jokes are getting bladder. Guess ya gotta develop a stomach for them."
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You guys are really disappointing. I'd say Ival did the best because of the nostalgia factor.
also loli
also loli
So, are you dying in a week or what?
Also I don't think you've shown me pics of your girlfriend yet. Let's see those.
Also I don't think you've shown me pics of your girlfriend yet. Let's see those.
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I'm not dying no. I actually don't have the pain anymore so I think the antibiotics worked. I did have nausea this morning and i had to start on a diet of clear liquids and was soon upgraded to regular liquids lol. Needless to say I'm craving some fucking chicken right now.
Also @ gf pics maybe when I get home (hopefully tonight).
Also @ gf pics maybe when I get home (hopefully tonight).
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Cuddlebun wrote:
yayyyyyyy
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why
I'm in the hospital toooo ~
Get better. :P
Get better. :P
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no wai really?Hika wrote:
I'm in the hospital toooo ~
Get better.
also: thanks
I'm currently recovering from heart surgery, bahaha, but I just FINALLY got out of the ICU.
Take care. \:D/
Take care. \:D/
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Oh wow, thats good news sir. Get well soon!Hika wrote:
I'm currently recovering from heart surgery, bahaha, but I just FINALLY got out of the ICU.
Take care. \:D/
Hiiiiiiiiiikaaaa~
Can I entertain foulcoon on his lap?
Can I entertain foulcoon on his lap?
Sorry, but this was hillarious xDIvalset wrote:
So, are you dying in a week or what?
Also I don't think you've shown me pics of your girlfriend yet. Let's see those.
wellp, looks like coolcoon hasn't died yet, yayy
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I'm home!
not 100% but you know, not on my death bed or anything.
not 100% but you know, not on my death bed or anything.
Enjoy your lemonade for dinner.
hospitals suck. i almost died from one because they didnt realize my appendix was ruptured until i was taken to another hospital an hour away.
I went to a hospital to have something removed from my neck once but they did a bad job of the removal and it grew back so I had to have it removed again at a different hospital lol
the hospital I was at had an NES though
the hospital I was at had an NES though
I went to a hospital because I cut off the tip of my finger and they didn't reattach for real it til the next day.
Look at these guys talking about their hospital stories like anyone gives a third of a fuck.
I had to go to the hospital once after Ival insulted me.
Maybe if you make it out alive, I could get you a sandwich. Maybe. Assuming you live. ^^
I love this. xDIvalset wrote:
Look at these guys talking about their hospital stories like anyone gives a third of a fuck.
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Good thing I already made it out alive.Hitoshirenu Shourai wrote:
Maybe if you make it out alive, I could get you a sandwich. Maybe. Assuming you live. ^^
Where the fuck is my sandwich?
Ival is just embarrassed about when he was an infant the hospital accidentally dropped brown paint all over his body.
his parents were absolutely livid that it wasn't yellowPokebis wrote:
Ival is just embarrassed about when he was an infant the hospital accidentally dropped brown paint all over his body.
they love the colour yellow