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Haneii
1,203 posts
Joined November 2009
Haneii

You are a Sadistic Seme!
It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.
Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke
Least compatible with: Everyone else
Firo Prochainezo
2,140 posts
Joined June 2010
Firo Prochainezo
what the fuck's a seme
Seme - Dominant

Uke - Passive
Daru
osu!painter
866 posts
Joined August 2008
Daru
I'm tsundere.
Fabi
1,130 posts
Joined September 2009
Fabi

Daru wrote:

I'm tsundere. ;)
Mianki
2,701 posts
Joined September 2008
Mianki

foulcoon wrote:

Why does this have 3 pages and all my cool threads have died. God damnit, I hate you OT...
Cool threads are not cool
Claudia_old
571 posts
Joined July 2010
Claudia_old

Firo Prochainezo wrote:

what the fuck's a seme
Seme - Dominant

Uke - Passive
YES

YES
YES

awesome.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan


Shiirn we can be seme buddies
and firo and E-Hooker
Xgor
Elite Mapper
2,534 posts
Joined April 2009
Xgor

I'm not surprised...
Hamuko
4,714 posts
Joined April 2009
Hamuko

dat site wrote:


You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme! Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.
Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
wait what the poot
D33d
1,697 posts
Joined April 2011
D33d

You are a Romantic Seme!
A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.
Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..

I believe that this fits me pretty well.

>Jarby is a clueless uke

Yay!
roleykatsu
378 posts
Joined December 2008
roleykatsu


Hmmn...
Hamuko
4,714 posts
Joined April 2009
Hamuko
How come you're least compatible with me Roley.
Do it again.
Corin
910 posts
Joined January 2011
Corin


Bwehehehe~ >:3

Unexpected I must admit but hey~
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan

Corin wrote:



Bwehehehe~ >:3

Unexpected I must admit but hey~

Corin the point of quizzes is that you don't lie about the answers.
Corin
910 posts
Joined January 2011
Corin

Wojjan wrote:

Corin wrote:



Bwehehehe~ >:3

Unexpected I must admit but hey~

Corin the point of quizzes is that you don't lie about the answers.
I did?
Really?

Cuz I kinda thought I answered tehm truthfully :o
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Unless you are as flamboyant as a rainbow peacock with a strap-on there's no way you can get anything even close to sadistic seme

mainly because some answers to questions like "How do you order food" have to be answered with "SUCK DICK"
Corin
910 posts
Joined January 2011
Corin
"How do you order food"
"Order for me and my partner - no matter how expensive, whatever my partner wants."

However I retook the quiz for wofag


Suppose this sounds a little more like me...
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Firo Prochainezo
2,140 posts
Joined June 2010
Firo Prochainezo

Wojjan wrote:

Unless you are as flamboyant as a rainbow peacock with a strap-on there's no way you can get anything even close to sadistic seme

mainly because some answers to questions like "How do you order food" have to be answered with "SUCK DICK"
You're right. Most of the questions are pretty stupid.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan

Corin wrote:

"How do you order food"
"Order for me and my partner - no matter how expensive, whatever my partner wants."

However I retook the quiz for wofag


Suppose this sounds a little more like me...
i told you dog. i TOLD you aobut semes
Corin
910 posts
Joined January 2011
Corin

Wojjan wrote:

i told you dog. i TOLD you aobut semes
The more and more I read it, the more and more it suits me exactly.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
PAGE 5

I found another one

http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/66 ... l-selector

it's the hardest test ever because you have to frce your way through ten thousand typos
Corin
910 posts
Joined January 2011
Corin


That was expected.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan


You are the gentleman! Every uke's dream seme, and every girl's dream man at that. You fit the image of a knight in shining armour. You are gentle and care for your partner. You are also romantic... *sigh* What more could anyone wish for? Long lasting relationships work best for you.

Most compatible with: housekeeping uke


Quoi
Faust
osu! Alumni
4,785 posts
Joined January 2009
Faust
Bunch of Infidels.

I shall bring you all to the stake and you shall burn for your sins

What.
Shellghost
543 posts
Joined March 2009
Shellghost
Faust is such a sadistic seme~
Hamuko
4,714 posts
Joined April 2009
Hamuko
UnderminE
osu! Alumni
4,011 posts
Joined August 2010
UnderminE
I'm female but:


Sexy.

It doesn't matter if you are seme or uke as long as you have a good time.

and WUT
Verdisphena
4,240 posts
Joined June 2010
Verdisphena

what is this
Mianki
2,701 posts
Joined September 2008
Mianki


Yay, more tests
Dragvon
osu! Alumni
2,269 posts
Joined June 2009
Dragvon
Innocent Uke and.. Clueless Seme... Wtf?
Kokizi
726 posts
Joined September 2010
Kokizi


not sure if I should be happy, at least I'm not uke, also.

Rokodo
1,104 posts
Joined August 2008
Rokodo

If only~ (see below)

Lilac
Elite Mapper
1,515 posts
Joined December 2008
Lilac


Uguu... D:
Xgor
Elite Mapper
2,534 posts
Joined April 2009
Xgor


The thing that disturbs me the most that only 4% got this...
mm201
osu! Alumni
4,495 posts
Joined August 2008
mm201

/me blush
Jarby
2,963 posts
Joined August 2008
Jarby
SUPA UKE!You are -100% seme!


You are cute, loveable and huggable, everything a seme would ever want! You either have very mediocre skills/powers or have no skills at all. But that doesn't matter, You exist only for your seme's pleasure. And if you are lucky, you will be protected for the rest of your life! I wish you luck my little one.. for you are doommmedd doooomed for eternaty.

Most compatible with: Any seme actually!

foulcoon
osu! Alumni
1,384 posts
Joined July 2008
Topic Starter
foulcoon

Wojjan wrote:

I can't find anyone who fits me :<
I think I can but I'll have to work it in a bit.



/6pagestoolate

i know i'm not funny shut up
Waryas
Waryas

oh well
Decay
96 posts
Joined October 2009
Decay
ROFL WARYAS.


You are a Chibi Seme
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.
Fumi-chan
257 posts
Joined October 2009
Fumi-chan
Must...resist...taking quiz...

Ah, whatever.

Firo Prochainezo
2,140 posts
Joined June 2010
Firo Prochainezo
Why am I doing this?

Mianki
2,701 posts
Joined September 2008
Mianki
somebody make a thread asking why ppl are doing this
Rantai
1,000 posts
Joined July 2010
Rantai

You are a Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Uh.
theowest
osu! Alumni
6,891 posts
Joined January 2009
theowest
I knew it.. :oops:


and.. ;)
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Claudia_old
571 posts
Joined July 2010
Claudia_old

Firo Prochainezo wrote:

Why am I doing this?
best location pagestretch ever btw
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite

You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..

Well, hahah.
foulcoon
osu! Alumni
1,384 posts
Joined July 2008
Topic Starter
foulcoon
This thread is now about unfriending Wojjan.
Ivalset
osu! Alumni
1,522 posts
Here since the beginning
Ivalset
How dare you talk about unfriending hair flip.
foulcoon
osu! Alumni
1,384 posts
Joined July 2008
Topic Starter
foulcoon
but hair flip already unfriended everyone else!
Ivalset
osu! Alumni
1,522 posts
Here since the beginning
Ivalset
They probably deserved it.
Crimmi
1,947 posts
Joined June 2009
Crimmi

You are a Romantic Seme!
A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.
Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke

orz.
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