Id vote for bernie if i was 18
but im only 14
trump will probably win anyways
but im only 14
trump will probably win anyways
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Wow, the biggest repost
Let's get this to 15+ pages.
Caradine
Id vote Id vote for bernie if i was 18
but im only 14
trumId vote for bernie if i was 18
but im only 14
trump will probably win anywaysp will probably win anywaysfor bernie if i was 18
but iId vote for bernie if i was 18
but im only 14
trump will probably win anywaysm onlyId vote for bernie if i was 18
but im only 14
trump will probably win anyways 14
trump will probably win anywaysId vote for bernie if i was 18
but im only 14
trump will probably win anyways
but im only 14
trumId vote for bernie if i was 18
but im only 14
trump will probably win anywaysp will probably win anywaysfor bernie if i was 18
but iId vote for bernie if i was 18
but im only 14
trump will probably win anywaysm onlyId vote for bernie if i was 18
but im only 14
trump will probably win anyways 14
trump will probably win anywaysId vote for bernie if i was 18
but im only 14
trump will probably win anyways
He's walked into the control room, thinking he's gonna change everything and it'll be great. But the walls are plastered in tiny buttons and switches and dials and he realises he has no idea what 90% of them do.
There's a big new switch on the wall labelled "TPP" that's in the 'off' position. He said he wouldn't turn it on, and he successfully doesn't turn it on. That was easy. How hard could this be?
He pulls the lever marked "BORDERS" down, towards the 'off' position. Mission accomplished. But after a moment it springs right back up on its own. He pulls it down again, and it springs back up again. Embarrassed, he quickly moves to another part of the room.
He goes over to the dial marked "NORTH KOREA" and starts twisting it in a clockwise direction, upon which an alarm on the ceiling starts blaring and flashing red. Everyone's watching him and he wants to look like he knows what he's doing, so he decides to leave it in its new position and see what happens.
Then he wanders over to the big switch labelled "NAFTA", but the crowd behind him makes a huge commotion, and his assistants catch his eye and shake their heads, so he backs away.
Meanwhile there are a bunch of pressure gauges creeping into the red, but he hasn't actually noticed them yet.
Welcome to Canada.
Did you really bring back this thread
EDIT: also, why the hell did you let this cat out of the bag again
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