Ruin a date in four words

TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

TeeArctic1 2018-07-29T00:23:19+00:00

"I identify as trash"

Once got a date by using a pun on a politician as a pick-up line
Future dictator shitposter

keremaru

217 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2018-07-29T01:21:48+00:00

i will hunt you

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Dialect

1,522 posts

Joined May 2018

Dialect 2018-07-29T03:08:36+00:00

FUCK ALL THESE BITCHES! [raid]

Husa

176 posts

Joined April 2016

Husa 2018-07-29T04:38:34+00:00

I can farm despacito

vinnicci

318 posts

Joined December 2015

vinnicci 2018-07-29T04:54:17+00:00

I'll rape you later

^- -- -^(=ↀωↀ=)

TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

TeeArctic1 2018-07-29T10:35:51+00:00

Nutella mayo sandwiches! Yum!

Once got a date by using a pun on a politician as a pick-up line
Future dictator shitposter

KemZii

172 posts

Joined August 2017

KemZii 2018-07-29T12:03:46+00:00

I play osu OwO

45Traeath

388 posts

Joined February 2016

45Traeath 2018-07-29T20:45:33+00:00

Actually, I like............ her.

[Mar. 19th 2019 Update]
_10% procrastinating too much around too many games (Only SV2 on "Osu!", I'm quitting, still trying to ****-mapping)
_0.5% ****-mapping
_25% enjoying this thread
_64% (forced to be) enjoying life
_0.5% trying to get back to books I'm supposed to read / translation stuff (minor hobby)

keremaru

217 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2018-07-29T22:51:26+00:00

your dad's way hotter

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TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

TeeArctic1 2018-07-29T22:56:37+00:00

You look better asleep

Once got a date by using a pun on a politician as a pick-up line
Future dictator shitposter

keremaru

217 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2018-07-29T22:59:03+00:00

she isn't my kid

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TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

TeeArctic1 2018-07-29T23:53:30+00:00

My dad is paying

Once got a date by using a pun on a politician as a pick-up line
Future dictator shitposter

keremaru

217 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2018-07-30T01:15:02+00:00

you're not my sister

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Dialect

1,522 posts

Joined May 2018

Dialect 2018-07-30T05:55:59+00:00

hey wanna have sex?

Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2018-07-30T06:42:37+00:00

My name is MinNin.

(Revenge. I challenge you to a match of Connect 4.)

if imagination were made manifest...

KemZii

172 posts

Joined August 2017

KemZii 2018-07-30T11:48:17+00:00

I am from Finland.

Fixedys

1 post

Joined February 2017

Fixedys 2018-07-30T13:05:59+00:00

You smell different awake..

What if instant ramen was actually instant? Like you're sitting there and you're like "Man, I really want some ramen right now," and BAM a bowl of instant ramen is in your hands, a dollar is gone from your wallet. Instant noodles.

Husa

176 posts

Joined April 2016

Husa 2018-07-30T13:39:00+00:00

I name-changed from Achromalia :^)

Geem

12 posts

Joined March 2018

Geem 2018-07-30T14:03:38+00:00

Your sister tasted better.

Mentally challenged.

45Traeath

388 posts

Joined February 2016

45Traeath 2018-07-30T22:29:31+00:00

Hashbrownz16 wrote:
Your sister tasted better.

Shouldn't that be "tastes"...?

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I have ulterior motives.

[Mar. 19th 2019 Update]
_10% procrastinating too much around too many games (Only SV2 on "Osu!", I'm quitting, still trying to ****-mapping)
_0.5% ****-mapping
_25% enjoying this thread
_64% (forced to be) enjoying life
_0.5% trying to get back to books I'm supposed to read / translation stuff (minor hobby)

ReconWolf

11 posts

Joined April 2018

ReconWolf 2018-07-30T22:58:43+00:00

i masturbate to you

johnmedina999

296 posts

Joined October 2016

Topic Starter

johnmedina999 2018-07-31T00:01:10+00:00

*undresses you with eyes*

TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

TeeArctic1 2018-07-31T22:39:38+00:00

Wanna watch Surf's Up?

Once got a date by using a pun on a politician as a pick-up line
Future dictator shitposter

Radiohead

25 posts

Joined March 2018

Radiohead 2018-08-01T15:13:12+00:00

Goldfish in mah belly.

johnmedina999

296 posts

Joined October 2016

Topic Starter

johnmedina999 2018-08-01T15:47:55+00:00

Sorry, already have waifu.

Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2018-08-02T20:25:43+00:00

I'm leaving you now.

if imagination were made manifest...

keremaru

217 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2018-08-02T20:31:56+00:00

you aren't a rock.

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TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

TeeArctic1 2018-08-02T21:18:20+00:00

You are a rock

Once got a date by using a pun on a politician as a pick-up line
Future dictator shitposter

45Traeath

388 posts

Joined February 2016

45Traeath 2018-08-03T15:48:43+00:00

Why are you here?

[Mar. 19th 2019 Update]
_10% procrastinating too much around too many games (Only SV2 on "Osu!", I'm quitting, still trying to ****-mapping)
_0.5% ****-mapping
_25% enjoying this thread
_64% (forced to be) enjoying life
_0.5% trying to get back to books I'm supposed to read / translation stuff (minor hobby)

johnmedina999

296 posts

Joined October 2016

Topic Starter

johnmedina999 2018-08-03T17:31:32+00:00

So you like jazz?

TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

TeeArctic1 2018-08-03T20:20:37+00:00

You like s m o o t h j a z z?

Once got a date by using a pun on a politician as a pick-up line
Future dictator shitposter

abraker

Global Moderator

8,295 posts

Joined July 2014

abraker 2018-08-05T06:30:43+00:00

I am one inch

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Achromalia

213 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2018-08-05T06:31:55+00:00

abraker has 194 IQ

if imagination were made manifest...

TeeArctic1

69 posts

Joined December 2014

TeeArctic1 2018-08-05T11:33:16+00:00

I work in politics

Once got a date by using a pun on a politician as a pick-up line
Future dictator shitposter