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Time to derail this thread
and steal the show.
Time to unleash my rhymes to the world;
Ready? Here we go.

I don't like to fight,
my rhyming style is smoother.
Hardcore rapping is not my highlight,
I rhyme for the world; my rhymes help soothe her.

I think of rhyming as poetry,
better than anything you two can come up with,
I think you two are thinking of rhymes in a hurry,
My rhyming will beat both of you in style, 'cause I have skills like a goldsmith.

"Who won?" Asks Blitzfrog? Well, isn't it clear?
My smooth style is undeniably the winner here.
My raps are smooth, I make her groove.
I watched her move, and that thing grew.
I tried to stop, but out it popped.
It stayed up top and wouldn't drop.
She sees it now, I quickly bow.
She sends a smile, I'm immobile.
My heart beats hard, I look-lika retard
I'was caught offguard, so I said "Let's trade cards"
She glares at me, oh boy I'm dead.
I blame my stupid little head.
Then she held my hand and gently said
"Let's go in and get to bed."
Don't take this diss literally johnmedina999

First things first, let me agree with you
Because raps = poetry, the sweet thing to do
And plus, I'm nice with all the ladies around
But let's drop the bass now, broaden the sound
First things first: "johnmedina999"?
Are you a Muslim or something, going to that holy line
I'm a peacemaker, but not when it comes to raps
But this is just for fun, so I'm closing the gap
Blitzfrog and I can rap just as level as you
You think we're gone but we will come back out of the blue
Call me the amalgamate of kindness and Pitbull: you see,
I got the enthusiasm and feel the music happily

And true I have a crush, I get people with my moves *dabs*
So I don't need to get laid, just put them in the groove *whips*
My verse can be long, so of course let's do this *moonwalks*
And your disses stink, just like a fish dish *does a frontroll*

Aw yea. Can't wait for your guys' next verses
johnmedina won

Meah wrote:

johnmedina won
Clear winner tbh
Not bad, not bad poetry.
I see you've a bone to pick with me.
Well, I'm all about increasing the entropy
So let me write you a symphony
About you, DJ E.
(I hope you don't take this seriously)

DJ Enetro, is that really your name?
I don't want to fight,
But you really need to step up your game.
I know mine sucks, but not worse than yours,
Enetro? I think you need to end it, bro.

I don't know much about you, you're new.
But I hope we can get along in the future, I really do.

Welcome to OT, the home of shitposting.
Where we spam threads, have fun,
And put Blitzfrog up for roasting.

I hope you'll enjoy your visit or stay,
And whenever you need help,
Just ask me; I'll help you find your way.

(Also thanks Meah, for backing me up,
But it really isn't necessary,
As the winner was clearly me.)

P.S. If you can contribute to finding PLANET//SHAPER samples in my sig, that would be great. No one is participating, and it makes me exasperate.

johnmedina999 wrote:

Well, I'm all about increasing the entropy
You got me.
You got me good.
"Entropy" was the main basis for this username. Your raps are good.

Can anyone check out my rough draft of my beatmap?

Hydra by F-777

p.s. the only difficulty at present is meant to be easy
Who are you again? ^

[Taiga] wrote:

Who are you again? ^
what, you don't know the internet sensation DJ Enetro?
Lol thanks
hello ot, im
never heard of the swift type

is that a new pokemon game????????

Serraionga wrote:

never heard of the swift type

is that a new pokemon game????????
thank abraker's osuskills sig-thing for this cancer gimmick that ill force from now on
I'm furious + psychic
deez nuts on your chin

Meah wrote:

deez nuts on your chin
Fight me
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