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I'm here to make this place more manly!

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[deleted user]
My name is Douglas Jay Falcon. I'm the winner of every F-Zero Championship since 1990, and the most epic guy on this sissy Internet. I heard this was a good video game, but the community is full of pansies and faggots! It's time to change that. *flexes muscles*
Saturos
Excuse me?

Topic Starter
[deleted user]

Saturos wrote:

Excuse me?

Pfft, that wimp couldn't reach the immense power levels of a Falcon Punch!!
Loginer
OMFG, I'm your biggest fan. Sign my avatar!! ;_;
Topic Starter
[deleted user]
YES.
Pokebis
I think your a poser.
Topic Starter
[deleted user]
I don't pose. Due to my awesomeness, people often think I do, though.

Download: Itou Kanako - Fake Me (Selee) [Kilalas Fake].osu
lukewarmholiday
*begins launching a falcon punch at captain falcon*
awp
Show me your moves!
Topic Starter
[deleted user]
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lukewarmholiday
*knees lukewarmholiday into awp*
*all universes end*
xerxes_oli
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Neo@lex
Oh so manly...
I suggest rape.
Jeshi_old

neo@lex wrote:

Oh so manly...
I suggest rape.
You mean Captain Falcon's Up+B move?
Saturos

Jeshi wrote:

neo@lex wrote:

Oh so manly...
I suggest rape.
You mean Captain Falcon's Up+B move?
Yes!
Neo@lex

Saturos wrote:

Jeshi wrote:

neo@lex wrote:

Oh so manly...
I suggest rape.
You mean Captain Falcon's Up+B move?
Yes!
Yes.
Xiao_old
Explosive manly mansex, huh?
Topic Starter
[deleted user]
See, this is what I'm talking about. Faggotry everywhere. Fuck this shit, I'm leaving.
Xiao_old
We'll miss you.
Neo@lex
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awp

neo@lex wrote:

You're just pissed because Kirby pwns ur ass.
And DORF.
And Wario.
And Luigi.
And Marth.
And Snake.
Especially Snake.
And Link.
And Falco.

But not Ness or Lucas. Captain Falcon rapes them. And he's too fast to be caught by authorities.

Jeshi_old
Great, Captain falcon left :(
Maybe he just left to get his... pink jump suit
Karsh_old

Jeshi wrote:

Great, Captain falcon left :(
Maybe he just left to get his... pink jump suit
Yup, you've gone and turned me gay. Thanks, faggots.
YoshiKart

Karsh wrote:

Jeshi wrote:

Great, Captain falcon left :(
Maybe he just left to get his... pink jump suit
Yup, you've gone and turned me gay. Thanks, faggots.
Hi, Saturos.
Jeshi_old
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Saturos
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adam2046
I actually call pink captain falcon, dedede and meta knight manly (works best when you say it in a pirate voice).
awp

adam2046 wrote:

I actually call pink captain falcon, dedede and meta knight manly (works best when you say it in a pirate voice).
Captain Faggot and Ice Cream Dedede <3
adam2046
Manly awp.
James
hi, whats up?
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