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BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Became your clone

Buy me a new battery for my laptop.
DJruslan4ic
Instructions unclear, bought a fighter to beat your laptop

You should go learn Ukrainian
GamlA
Instructions unclear, fighting for Ukraine

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Write an overly dramatic speech about soup.
BluePyTheWDeer_

DJruslan4ic wrote:

Instructions unclear, bought a fighter to beat your laptop

You should go learn Ukrainian
Why beat my laptop? It's battery is already dead!


Instructions unclear; Wrote a rant about the "banana" """""""game""""""" on Steam.
Farfocele
Instructions unclear - the game is magic. You get turned into a banana.

Find and beat up Lance Stroll until he can't drive an F1 car anymore.
lostsilver
ps!expunged: "instructions unclear, i went and beat up a random person named lance. (also, i have no idea who that is, as i don't know racing.)"

ps!bandu: "try to finish a project you're working on! <3"
Farfocele

lostsilver wrote:

ps!expunged: "instructions unclear, i went and beat up a random person named lance. (also, i have no idea who that is, as i don't know racing.)"
A nepo baby who's only in F1 because his dad bought an F1 team so he can race there. He performs well every once in a while but usually sucks compared to his teammate. He also usually blames his car for his issues.

lostsilver wrote:

ps!bandu: "try to finish a project you're working on! <3"
Instructions unclear - finished a project i was not working on (??)

Make a personal website.
lostsilver

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

ps!expunged: "instructions unclear, i went and beat up a random person named lance. (also, i have no idea who that is, as i don't know racing.)"
A nepo baby who's only in F1 because his dad bought an F1 team so he can race there. He performs well every once in a while but usually sucks compared to his teammate. He also usually blames his car for his issues.
ps!expunged: "i see... thank you for the information. :]"

Farfocele wrote:

Instructions unclear - finished a project i was not working on (??)

Make a personal website.
ps!bandu: "instructions unclear, i made a website full of cats o-o"

ps!dave: "try to make something you've never made before."
DJruslan4ic
Instructions unclear, accidentally made a piece of postmodernist art and sold it for 10M$

Maybe you could try out arcaea?
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Blackmailed the Arcaea devs.


Listen to "Everywhere at the end of time" in one sitting.
lostsilver
instructions unclear, i became uncanny

try to practice magic
keremaru
instructions unclear - accidentally made a new form of mass that actively changes between the stages of solid, liquid, gas and plasma

evade your taxes
EnigmaticG
Instructions unclear; the IRS has been taken over by doorknob thieves.

Read a whole encyclopedia.
Farfocele
Instrctions unclear: brain.exe stopped working

Go back in time and tell Lance Stroll to never race in karts.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Threw a bumper car at him.


Do a Yuyuko fumo purchase Speedrun any%
Farfocele

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

Instructions unclear; Threw a bumper car at him.
nah you did F1 a huge favor actually, you're all good

BlueByTheWDeer_ wrote:

Do a Yuyuko fumo purchase Speedrun any%
Instructions unclear - stole it because it's any%

Become an F1 nerd.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Made Farfocele a blahaj nerd emoji.



Bake a cake for Gordon Ramsay.
synthwavesquid
instructions unclear; made a realistic life-size cake replica of gordon ramsay

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install arch linux from scratch
AxisPraxisMDS
Instruction Unclear: I just Made AM (Allied Mastercomputer)

Hack Times Square And Play Rule 34
GamlA
Instructions unclear; hacked the Pentagon to play Bad Apple

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Ask yourself where your life is going.
synthwavesquid

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

Instruction Unclear: I just Made AM (Allied Mastercomputer)
awesome

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instructions unclear, made a pact with an eldritch deity promising secret, life-altering knowledge for me sharing my mind with it

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commit insurance fraud
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Commited Arson on IKEA, burning all blahajs.


Make Farfocele a blahaj hater.
synthwavesquid
instructions unclear, turned farfocele into a very vengeful blahaj

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set up an aquarium
DJruslan4ic
Instructions unclear, flooded the house

Write an essay about anything
Farfocele
instructions unclear: i wrote an essay about nothing.

Make BluePy not a deer/whatever else
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Made Farfocele a furry.


Hit a certain F1 racer with a bumper car.
Farfocele
Instructions unclear: I hit Lando Nowins instead of Max Verstappen, now half the community loves me and another half despises me.

Tell Lando Norris to go into business instead of karts.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Paralyzed him from the neck down.


Bake a cake.
DJruslan4ic
Instructions unclear, somehow unbaked a cake and the eggs got turned into chicken. Help



Get good at rivals of aether 2
mizu_chuu
Instructions unclear, I found Aether from genshin impact in the Aether portal from minecraft which was actually my closet.

Set a 3k pp play
GamlA
Instructions unclear, set a play with 3k score

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Write down every social interaction you will have tomorrow.
mizu_chuu
Instructions unclear, accidentally travelled forward in time and killed 7 people that I interacted with by saying the word 'glorp'

learn spanish within 1 day but duolingo will have to always be watching you
Farfocele

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

Instructions unclear; Paralyzed him from the neck down.
nah that works too

OT: Instructions unclear - The duolingo owl killed me.

Go back in time to get born into a rich family and get into karting and then Formula racing.
mizu_chuu
Instructions unclear, I crashed my kart into a tree and burnt down Nepal.

Learn the Japanese Bible off by heart
GamlA
Instructions unclear, stopped breathing.

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Prove this post does not exist.
mizu_chuu
Instructions unclear, my laptop overheated and sucked itself into a black hole

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Get 13 wives
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; I got no ladies.


Watch the "COMING UP NEXT" stream in it's entirety (69 hours)
DJruslan4ic
Instructions unclear, watched the 24 hour long timer video


Beat pinball purgatory in Celeste strawberry jam
Farfocele
Instructions unclear, I suck at celeste.

Get blocked on twitter by the FIA
keremaru
instructions unclear, got permabanned on x

eat the construct closest in proximity to you.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; I ate wet cement and now I have to commit self-arson to get it out.


Make a crypto miner and get some ladies/gentlemen.
DJruslan4ic
Instructions unclear, got a miner and made a gentleman


What if you tried literally cooking?
keremaru
instructions unclear, cooked the entire world on a non-stick pan and committed terrestrial omnicide

no nut november
AxisPraxisMDS
instruction unclear: Im sterilized

Listen to Djent
Isshiki Kaname
instructions unclear, listened to rammstein instead

Sing mir ein Lied über deine Mutter im Industriestil
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; Sang the last 6 minutes of Everywhere at the end of time.


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Make the next Git.
AxisPraxisMDS
Instruction unclear, I make Grid Autosport
Farfocele
Instructions unclear, I did something.

Become good friends with Max Verstappen.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Instructions unclear; I cancelled F1.



Get E3 back.
Tateshina Eve
Instructions unclear, moved my white bishop illegally because my other bishop (the one that starts on C1) was captured.

Recreate an interaction between Reagan and Gorbachev.
Isshiki Kaname
Instructions unclear, created a conversation between Putin and Kim.

Explain what "enshittification" is.
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