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LunaticMara's Around The World Challenge: Philippines

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Mara
Disclaimer: There may be typos, there may be something Philippines doesn't have, I don't take any responsibility for any shitstorm. Thank you.

Dear people of Philippines. I will challenge you to fill this "form" about your beautiful country.

Let the game. Begin.




PHILIPPINES

1. The worst song made in Philippines
2. The weirdest music video made in Philippines
3. The best video game made in Philippines
4. The most popular beer in Philippines
5. Horrible Filipino politician
6. The worst Filipino osu! player
7. Common dance style in Philippines
8. The weirdest law in Philippines
9. The most popular Filipino
10. Common sentence you can hear from Filipino
inb4 tangina mo

Once I am satisfied with your answers, I will give more stuff.
Kokizi
1. The worst song made in Philippines
no idee
2. The weirdest music video made in Philippines
no idea
3. The best video game made in Philippines
DoTA
4. The most popular beer in Philippines
San Miguel Pale Pilsen
5. Horrible Filipino politician
Joseph Estrada
6. The worst Filipino osu! player
*looks around* charlesccg2 AKA godinez knight
7. Common dance style in Philippines
hip hop
8. The weirdest law in Philippines
no divorce D:
9. The most popular Filipino
kokizi
10. Common sentence you can hear from Filipino
putangina (upgraded form of tangina)
Pizzicato
1. The worst song made in Philippines
- idk i dont listen to tagalog songs. not all, but most sound weird

2. The weirdest music video made in Philippines
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoXP7jDxBRI
Parokya ni edgar - gitara ; weird the girl got her eyesight back being hit by the guitar of his lover xD

3. The best video game made in Philippines
- Heroes of newerth/Defense of the ancients

4. The most popular beer in Philippines
San Miguel

5. Horrible Filipino politician
Gloria Arroyo

6. The worst Filipino osu! player
charlesccg2

7. Common dance style in Philippines
Break Dance (my classmates do these while i cant T^T)

8. The weirdest law in Philippines
None so far

9. The most popular Filipino
I dont care abt the media they suck anyway.

10. Common sentence you can hear from Filipino inb4 tangina mo
weak
Jdle
1. The worst song made in Philippines
-NO IDEA
2. The weirdest music video made in Philippines
-NO IDEA
3. The best video game made in Philippines
-NO IDEA
4. The most popular beer in Philippines
-San Miguel
5. Horrible Filipino politician
- Gloria Macapagal Arroyo
6. The worst Filipino osu! player
- Jdle07
7. Common dance style in Philippines
- Hip-hop
8. The weirdest law in Philippines
- none
9. The most popular Filipino
- Charice Pempengco?
10. Common sentence you can hear from Filipino
- eh
jockeytiyan
1. The worst song made in Philippines
K-pop like filipino bullshit

2. The weirdest music video made in Philippines
K-pop like filipino bullshit

3. The best video game made in Philippines
Guys, lrn2read properly. Anyways, I don't think there's a video game made in the Philippines.

4. The most popular beer in Philippines
SAN MIGUEL!!!

5. Horrible Filipino politician
Gloria Arroyo

6. The worst Filipino osu! player
charlesccg2/DJ 2-digit/Godinez Knight

7. Common dance style in Philippines
Freestyle and Drunken Master :))

8. The weirdest law in Philippines
Extreme PDA. :<

9. The most popular Filipino
My ass

10. Common sentence you can hear from Filipino
Ha?
Konaruhi
1. The worst song made in Philippines
~idk...
2. The weirdest music video made in Philippines
~idk...
3. The best video game made in Philippines
~Is there even one ? ._.
4. The most popular beer in Philippines
~San Miguel (i saw it on commercials ^^)
5. Horrible Filipino politician
~Gloria Macapagal Arroyo
6. The worst Filipino osu! player
~charlesccg2 =="
7. Common dance style in Philippines
~ Hip-Hop
8. The weirdest law in Philippines
~ none
9. The most popular Filipino
~Manny Pacquiao
10. Common sentence you can hear from Filipino
~Weh!? Di nga !?
Anzo
The worst song made in Philippines
Yakinikitombo - A once-so-popular song of Parokya ni Edgar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlHkt35Ia_o

The weirdest music video made in Philippines
no idea... just hearing will do for me...

The best video game made in Philippines
Is there one?

The most popular beer in Philippines
San Miguel, Red Horse

Horrible Filipino politician
GMA (although she did something like transportation-that-went-very-easy)

The worst Filipino osu! player
anzo-nii (lv50 but still weak especially on streams and jumps)
rayjo10

Common dance style in Philippines
Hiphop

The weirdest law in Philippines
So far, none...

The most popular Filipino
Manny Pacquiao

Common sentence you can hear from Filipino
mamaya ah... *playing left 4 dead 2 (with K-ON mod) after classes*
Quaraezha
1. The worst song made in Philippines
Wowowee Theme2. The weirdest music video made in Philippines
moymoypalaboy3. The best video game made in Philippines
I don't know about video games, but board games, Games of the Generals kicks arse.4. The most popular beer in Philippines
I don't drink but I think San Miguel is pretty popular.5. Horrible Filipino politician
EVERY SINGLE ONE6. The worst Filipino osu! player
charlesccg27. Common dance style in Philippines
Hip-Hop8. The weirdest law in Philippines
I don't know shit 'bout law.9. The most popular Filipino
Manny Pacquiao representin' y'all10. Common sentence you can hear from Filipino
Pakshet!
Zekira
1. The worst song made in Philippines
-Not sure. There are some pretty senseless rap songs released here though, which either died without popularity or was completely debunked as it tried to garner it.

2. The weirdest music video made in Philippines
-Not sure about this one. Most music videos made in the Philippines are either romance or comedy, which is kinda annoying since I don't prefer those.

3. The best video game made in Philippines
-if by 'made' you mean a PH original, there have never been highly publicized PH original games here by far. If by 'best video game' you mean most popular, then let me take a walk down memory lane... IMO Counter Strike was the game that popularized multiplayer PC gaming among the PH gamers. I don't go much to internet shops now so I don't know which of the FPS games are actually popular, but for sure I keep hearing CoD, L4D, CS (still!), MW. Single player PC gaming is a bit scarce here so I wouldn't know about it too (mentioned it because a lot of my schoolmates play Assassin's Creed but it's not that popular anywhere else here). MMORPGs have Ragnarok Online as the establisher of MMO gaming in the Philippines. This lead to porting even more MMORPGs from other countries, as well as other MMOs in general. However, Ragnarok Online is definitely still the most popular MMORPG in PH even today, though it's not as viral as it was before, where you'll see internet cafes with more than 100% of the people playing inside are playing Ragnarok. Now the most viral game goes to the Warcraft III mod, Defense of the Ancients. I don't know when the actual popularity boom started, but PH hopped into the scene around 2005 and 2006, and is still widely played in many internet cafes nationwide today. This also inevitably influenced League of Legends and Heroes of Newerth to be popular here, but so far I only actually see LoL being taken to the next level, but not as much as DotA is (you can inspect Garena's PH Room Listing for War3 RPG section and there are over 200 rooms for DotA alone). I'll move on now to arcade games, but my credibility for this one is kind of weak since it's been a while before I've been an arcade junky. The Tekken series is undoubtedly the most popular arcade fighting game here in the PH, as you'll almost always see crowds of people hording over them. Sadly, this is not the case for the Street Fighter IV arcades where only a few people actually go to them. There are also a few Guilty Gear machines somewhere here but I don't go there too often. What I'm sure of, however, is that the popularity of Marvel vs Capcom 2 is still pretty high even today, as there are peak hours on the MvC2 machines found all over the country where crowds form, though not as large as Tekken's anymore. Most popular arcade rhythm game would definitely be the quickly viral influence of DJMax Technika, quickly beating the popularity of DDR just a few months when DJMT was new here. DDR still gets those people that immediately insert 20 credits in one go though, so I think I can somehow safely say that DDR is still popular today. DDR was also the establisher of rhythm game hype here in PH as well, alongside Dancemaniax. Dancemaniax is almost untouched nowadays though. As for console gaming... I actually have no idea. However, almost every PH gamer has a PSP, and you'll notice that almost all of them also owns or has owned Monster Hunter. I'm not one of them unfortunately so don't ask me haha. I'm picky with my games

4. The most popular beer in Philippines
-I don't drink yet so IDK

5. Horrible Filipino politician
-Almost all of them... It'll be easier to name the not-horrible-politicians actually, as I can probably count those by my hands...

6. The worst Filipino osu! player
-I don't know how a bad player could garner enough popularity for people to even notice, so IDK

7. Common dance style in Philippines
-Hip hop definitely takes it, when mainly looking at the Metro regions scene.

8. The weirdest law in Philippines
-Almost every one of them, since they aren't even enforced much... (yes Manila I am looking at you)

9. The most popular Filipino
-Can we categorize them or something? I don't know much about the popular Filipinos however. Manny Pacquiao is the most popular Filipino athlete, at least when looking at his US popularity. Charice Pempengco for the singing industry. Efren Penaflorida is a Filipino teacher who won some prestigious award in a really high end magazine (forgot which, I think it was Time). Aside from those people, I'm not sure anymore. Someone who has been living longer than me would probably know some popular Filipinos from the past... in particular, some people like Lea Salonga and Regine Velasquez or something...

10. Common sentence you can hear from Filipino
-can I list or something
---"Psst, hoy!" <--- a Filipino way to call attention, which is very informal, slang-tistic and some other stuff...
---"Mabuhay!" < --- so far this is the most commonly accepted formal way of saying Hello.
I'm probably missing out a lot of these; I'm not versed in Taglish lol...
jockeytiyan
tl;dr @_@
blacksymbian
1. The worst song made in Philippines.
Filipino rap songs with sucky slow melody, sucky lyrics, and a sucky rendition of other songs.

2. The weirdest music video made in Philippines
dunno

3. The best video game made in Philippines
No popular games were made in the Philippines

4. The most popular beer in Philippines
San Miguel Beer! but of course my favorite would be Red Horse

5. Horrible Filipino politician
There's no more clean politics here in the PH

6. The worst Filipino osu! player
elijoshua12 "ate black"

7. Common dance style in Philippines
Traditional folk songs are slowly diminishing, people nowadays do hip-hop.

8. The weirdest law in Philippines
Hmm dunno 'bout weirdest but what irritates me the most is that the church interferes with the law. -_-"

9. The most popular Filipino
Iceberg. Manny Pacquiao of course

10. Common sentence you can hear from Filipino
HOY PUTANGINA NYO DOTA TAYO ONE ON ONE SUNOGAN BAHAY
dkun
1. The worst song made in Philippines
wowowee theme song

2. The weirdest music video made in Philippines
none that I can think of

3. The best video game made in Philippines
we make video games?

4. The most popular beer in Philippines
san mig ;)

5. Horrible Filipino politician
lahat sila, tangina

6. The worst Filipino osu! player
charles, even pag count mo siya filipino lolol

7. Common dance style in Philippines
hip-hop, sana folk. :(

8. The weirdest law in Philippines
church before state is bs bro

9. The most popular Filipino
pacman pacquiao!

10. Common sentence you can hear from Filipino
dota?
Chacha17
1. The worst song made in Philippines
Dulce.

2. The weirdest music video made in Philippines
No idea. >_>

3. The best video game made in Philippines
no video games made here

4. The most popular beer in Philippines
Gin? San mig light? LOL.

5. Horrible Filipino politician
Noynoy Aquino.

6. The worst Filipino osu! player
Wala naman.

7. Common dance style in Philippines
Hip-hop. yeah. >_>

8. The weirdest law in Philippines
Hmm i really don't know

9. The most popular Filipino
Manny pacquiao

10. Common sentence you can hear from Filipino inb4 tangina mo
Ma / Pa, Penge pera.
Kokizi

jockeytiyan wrote:

DJ 2-digit
fucking lol'd
tastelikecoke
1. The worst song made in Philippines
- Generally lahat ng bisaya translations ng k-pop
2. The weirdest music video made in Philippines
- does not know
3. The best video game made in Philippines
- RPG metanoia 8-)
4. The most popular beer in Philippines
- sanmig
5. Horrible Filipino politician
- Ping Lacson (pork barrel master yan)
6. The worst Filipino osu! player
- does not know
7. Common dance style in Philippines
- spaghetti pababa, lahat ng malalanding mga bata alam to
8. The weirdest law in Philippines
- wearing the philippine flag can send you to prison
9. The most popular Filipino
- bandwagoning Manny Pacquiao
10. Common sentence you can hear from Filipino
- dota tayo mamaya
or
- bobo host
or
- [tɐŋ iˈna]
Tsurupettan
1. The worst song made in Philippines
- I don't know but they called it " P-pop " and is was a disgrace. :/

2. The weirdest music video made in Philippines
- I don't know. D:

3. The best video game made in Philippines
- Brick game.

4. The most popular beer in Philippines
- Tanduay 5 years.

5. Horrible Filipino politician
- Ampatuan. :/

6. The worst Filipino osu! player
- I don't know. I don't spectate that much.

7. Common dance style in Philippines
- *shrugs*

8. The weirdest law in Philippines
- Does not specialize on law. sorry.

9. The most popular Filipino
- Ombudsman atm.

10. Common sentence you can hear from Filipino
- Pwede pa utang. Babayaran nalang kita kung maka pera ako.
dkun

Resare wrote:

1. The worst song made in Philippines
- I don't know but they called it " P-pop " and is was a disgrace. :/
XLR8 wasn't that bad!
Tsurupettan
That one thing that ticks me off the most..


Plagiarism. :/
jockeytiyan

tastelikecoke wrote:

3. The best video game made in Philippines
- RPG metanoia 8-)
This is so not our video game. >_>
tastelikecoke

jockeytiyan wrote:

tastelikecoke wrote:

3. The best video game made in Philippines
- RPG metanoia 8-)
This is so not our video game. >_>
You obviously never played Metanoia before :lol:
Zekira
...RPG Metanoia is not a video game...
jockeytiyan

tastelikecoke wrote:

jockeytiyan wrote:

This is so not our video game. >_>
You obviously never played Metanoia before :lol:
You obviously don't know the ORIGIN of the game. :P
Navizel
1. The worst song made in Philippines
Ignition Tagalog
2. The weirdest music video made in Philippines
huh?
3. The best video game made in Philippines
dunno
4. The most popular beer in Philippines
San Miguel?
5. Horrible Filipino politician
Gloria Macapagal Arroyo
6. The worst Filipino osu! player
Otonashi07
7. Common dance style in Philippines
hip hop O.o
8. The weirdest law in Philippines
?
9. The most popular Filipino
Manny Pacquiao
10. Common sentence you can hear from Filipino
pakyu
tastelikecoke

Zekira wrote:

...RPG Metanoia is not a video game...
Yes it is!

Wikipedia wrote:

RPG Metanoia is a Filipino computer-animated adventure film produced by Ambient Media, Thaumatrope Animation and ABS-CBN Film Productions Inc. Star Cinema. It is the first full length Philippineanimated film presented in 3D.
Quaraezha

tastelikecoke wrote:

Zekira wrote:

...RPG Metanoia is not a video game...
Yes it is!

Wikipedia wrote:

RPG Metanoia is a Filipino computer-animated adventure film produced by Ambient Media, Thaumatrope Animation and ABS-CBN Film Productions Inc. Star Cinema. It is the first full length Philippineanimated film presented in 3D.
Well played, sir.
blacksymbian

tastelikecoke wrote:

Zekira wrote:

...RPG Metanoia is not a video game...
Yes it is!

Wikipedia wrote:

RPG Metanoia is a Filipino computer-animated adventure film produced by Ambient Media, Thaumatrope Animation and ABS-CBN Film Productions Inc. Star Cinema. It is the first full length Philippineanimated film presented in 3D.
Spoiler FTW!!
jockeytiyan

tastelikecoke wrote:

Zekira wrote:

...RPG Metanoia is not a video game...
Yes it is!

Wikipedia wrote:

RPG Metanoia is a Filipino computer-animated adventure film produced by Ambient Media, Thaumatrope Animation and ABS-CBN Film Productions Inc. Star Cinema. It is the first full length Philippineanimated film presented in 3D.
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
tastelikecoke
I see people here now realize that RPG Metanoia is the best and will always be the best video game made in Philippines. :D
Zekira
It still sucks eitherway
Quaraezha

Zekira wrote:

It still sucks eitherway
Both the Movie and the Game if it ever existed.
Topic Starter
Mara
Yeah, I have read all your answers and most of them made me smile. I'll make more questions soon, so be ready for more shitstorm!

Special mention to Zekira for looooooooooooooong story
dkun
Topic Starter
Mara
PHILIPPINES! Meanwhile you are waiting...

11. What is #filipino's theme song?
12. Why did you choose that theme song?
13. Why do you guys have low internet connection? (average)
14. Why everyone loves suklaapallit?
15. What kind of pets filipinos usually have?
Kokizi
11. Dango mah nigga
12. because nigga this shit so moe
13. because ISPs sappin my internet
14. because everyone loves touching chocolate balls
15. mosquitoes
Pizzicato

LunaticMara wrote:

PHILIPPINES! Meanwhile you are waiting...

11. What is #filipino's theme song?
12. Why did you choose that theme song?
13. Why do you guys have low internet connection? (average)
14. Why everyone loves suklaapallit?
15. What kind of pets filipinos usually have?
11.) dango mah nigga
12.) TNL night event that made us awesome
13.) i blame government (80kb/s)
14.) because ur awesome they're tasty
15.) dogs
Quaraezha
11. What are #filipino's theme songs?
Nico Nico Douga - U.N. Owen Was Her
DJ AQ -Dango Mah Nigga
m-flo loves CHEMISTRY - Astrosexy
[More Coming Soon]


12. Why did you choose those theme songs?
U.N. Owen Was Her - Everyone lol'd
Dango Mah Nigga - Everyone lol'd
Astrosexy - Everyone LSS


13. Why do you guys have low internet connection? (average)
Not High-tech enough.

14. Why everyone loves suklaapallit?
How can you NOT like Suklaapallit?

15. What kind of pets filipinos usually have?
Either Dogs or Cats usually.
Nazeko
1. The worst song made in Philippines

Tagalog Misheard lyrics of any song. purely shitmade.

2. The weirdest music video made in Philippines

(IMO) Spongecola - Makapiling ka
Why the fluck should I care about your faces and shitty ugly girls. The music is good--the message is somewhat like Gumi's Aitai-- but the video is a crap.
All it says is "There are many Filipinos in Singapore. Horay."
lolwat.

3. The best video game made in Philippines

I think there's no such thing as "made" in Philippines. All are made from other countries then we'll have a server of our own.
Well if there are, probably their not that popular.

4. The most popular beer in Philippines

San Miguel Beer

5. Horrible Filipino politician

M2M. Manny Villar, Gloria Macaoagal Arroyo, Gilbert Teodoro, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, Pin Lacson, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, Manong Johnny, Erap Da Corrupt...

6. The worst Filipino osu! player

That would be me.

7. Common dance style in Philippines

Shembot? Erm.. Robot-like?

8. The weirdest law in Philippines

RH bill? imo.

9. The most popular Filipino

Manny Pacquiao

10. Common sentence you can hear from Filipino

"Paulit ulit? Paulit ulit? Unli Unli?"

11. What is #filipino's theme song?

Dango Mah Nigga
Astrosexy

12. Why did you choose that theme song?

Silly and too catchy. Too catchy that we would sing it even in shower.

13. Why do you guys have low internet connection? (average)

Government.

14. Why everyone loves suklaapallit?

He sounds like the drunkman in the neighborhood. And the lyrics. is kinda alien.

15. What kind of pets filipinos usually have?

Dog and cat. Cats...are abundant. Their everywhere. Catch them [pokeball!!!] and there you have a pet.
jockeytiyan

Quaraezha wrote:

11. What are #filipino's theme songs?
Nico Nico Douga - U.N. Owen Was Her
DJ AQ -Dango Mah Nigga
m-flo loves CHEMISTRY - Astrosexy
[More Coming Soon]


12. Why did you choose those theme songs?
U.N. Owen Was Her - Everyone lol'd ._.
Dango Mah Nigga - Everyone lol'd Dem girls dig it!
Astrosexy - Everyone LSS
Too sexy. <3
13. Why do you guys have low internet connection? (average)
Not High-tech enough. IMO, it's the connection to the main provider. Not the government's fault.

14. Why everyone loves suklaapallit?
How can you NOT like Suklaapallit?

15. What kind of pets filipinos usually have?
Either Dogs or Cats usually.
Anzo
11. What are #filipino's theme songs?
Nico Nico Douga songs,
and also Nico Nico Chorus.

12. Why did you choose those theme songs?
Very unique and catchy, especially the mixes.

13. Why do you guys have low internet connection? (average)
I think because of the 1Gbps bandwidth of the Philippines...

14. Why everyone loves suklaapallit?
I don't know...

15. What kind of pets filipinos usually have?
CatDog... uhh.. I mean cats and dogs...
Nazeko

dkun wrote:

Resare wrote:

1. The worst song made in Philippines
- I don't know but they called it " P-pop " and is was a disgrace. :/
XLR8 wasn't that bad!
tastelikecoke

Quaraezha wrote:

[b]11. What are #filipino's theme songs?
Nico Nico Douga - U.N. Owen Was Her
DJ AQ -Dango Mah Nigga
m-flo loves CHEMISTRY - Astrosexy
[More Coming Soon]


12. Why did you choose those theme songs?
U.N. Owen Was Her - Everyone lol'd
Dango Mah Nigga - Everyone lol'd
Astrosexy - Everyone LSS
13. Why do you guys have low internet connection? (average)
The sharks are eating our optical fibers The sharks are eating our copper wires

14. Why everyone loves suklaapallit?
Looks like dango, mah nigga

15. What kind of pets filipinos usually have?
Pet society
jockeytiyan

tastelikecoke wrote:

Quaraezha wrote:

[b]11. What are #filipino's theme songs?
Nico Nico Douga - U.N. Owen Was Her
DJ AQ -Dango Mah Nigga
m-flo loves CHEMISTRY - Astrosexy
[More Coming Soon]


12. Why did you choose those theme songs?
U.N. Owen Was Her - Everyone lol'd
Dango Mah Nigga - Everyone lol'd
Astrosexy - Everyone LSS
13. Why do you guys have low internet connection? (average)
The sharks are eating our optical fibers The sharks are eating our copper wires

14. Why everyone loves suklaapallit?
Looks like dango, mah nigga

15. What kind of pets filipinos usually have?
Pet society
Certified troll.
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