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17:26 <Backfire> : I love you
17:28 <Vext> : <3 nom nom nom
17:29 <Backfire> :
17:29 *Backfire snuggles you
17:29 <Vext> : ^W^
17:29 <Backfire> : Mew
17:29 <Backfire> : Im sean
17:29 <Backfire> : Whats your name
17:29 <Backfire> : ?
17:29 <Vext> : Captainnnnnnnn PLANETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
17:30 <Backfire> : Fuk ya
17:30 <Backfire> : Ok captain planet
17:30 <Backfire> : are we gonna save the world
17:30 <Backfire> : ?
17:30 <Vext> : No, I am but you aren't because you're heart D: you shoulda been water
17:30 <Backfire> : WHAT
17:30 <Backfire> : IM HEART
17:30 <Backfire> : YOU SONUVA
17:30 <Vext> : D: yeah! the horror!
17:31 <Backfire> : I'd rather be a penis
17:31 <Backfire> : or some shit
17:31 <Backfire> : Heart is lame
17:31 <Backfire> : unless
17:31 <Backfire> : heart means I get the bitches
17:31 <Backfire> : ?
17:31 <Vext> : I think you get the men
17:31 <Backfire> : ...
17:31 <Backfire> : Do I get you?
17:32 <Vext> : ^.~ mebbe
17:32 <Backfire> : Then it's alright.
17:32 <Backfire> : I am satisfied.
17:32 <Backfire> : So captain planet, what is polluting the enviroment currently?
17:32 <Vext> : Bigfoot! he must be stopped!
17:33 <Backfire> : OSHI
17:33 <Vext> : Hit logging company has torn down more rainforest than any other!
17:33 <Backfire> : Can I call my army of ugly, obese men that are in love with me to fight him?
17:33 <Vext> : and they fuel the fires with BABIES
17:33 <Backfire> : BASTARDS
17:33 <Vext> : yes, yes you can
17:33 <Backfire> : THEY MUST BE STOPPED
17:33 <Backfire> : Good
17:34 <Backfire> : SO
17:34 <Backfire> : THEY'RE BURNING BABIES
17:34 <Backfire> : WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM
17:34 <Backfire> : LETS GO CAP'N
17:34 <Vext> : yes! AND kittens and puppies!
17:34 <Backfire> : HEAAARTTTTT
17:35 *Backfire calls a large army of obese men fucking each other to the fire
17:35 <Vext> : CAPTAINNNNNNNN PLANETTTTTTTT!!!!!! *runs the wrong direction*
17:35 <Backfire> : THE FIRE WILL BURN THEM
17:35 <Backfire> : AND THEN
17:35 <Backfire> : THE FIRE WILL BE GONE
17:35 <Backfire> : HUWWAHHH
17:35 <Backfire> : (fire gets bigger)
17:35 <Backfire> : OH GOD
17:35 <Backfire> : I WILL SACRIFICE MYSELF
17:35 <Backfire> : HEAARRT
17:36 *Backfire runs into the fire and dies
17:36 <Vext> : NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
17:28 <Vext> : <3 nom nom nom
17:29 <Backfire> :
17:29 *Backfire snuggles you
17:29 <Vext> : ^W^
17:29 <Backfire> : Mew
17:29 <Backfire> : Im sean
17:29 <Backfire> : Whats your name
17:29 <Backfire> : ?
17:29 <Vext> : Captainnnnnnnn PLANETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
17:30 <Backfire> : Fuk ya
17:30 <Backfire> : Ok captain planet
17:30 <Backfire> : are we gonna save the world
17:30 <Backfire> : ?
17:30 <Vext> : No, I am but you aren't because you're heart D: you shoulda been water
17:30 <Backfire> : WHAT
17:30 <Backfire> : IM HEART
17:30 <Backfire> : YOU SONUVA
17:30 <Vext> : D: yeah! the horror!
17:31 <Backfire> : I'd rather be a penis
17:31 <Backfire> : or some shit
17:31 <Backfire> : Heart is lame
17:31 <Backfire> : unless
17:31 <Backfire> : heart means I get the bitches
17:31 <Backfire> : ?
17:31 <Vext> : I think you get the men
17:31 <Backfire> : ...
17:31 <Backfire> : Do I get you?
17:32 <Vext> : ^.~ mebbe
17:32 <Backfire> : Then it's alright.
17:32 <Backfire> : I am satisfied.
17:32 <Backfire> : So captain planet, what is polluting the enviroment currently?
17:32 <Vext> : Bigfoot! he must be stopped!
17:33 <Backfire> : OSHI
17:33 <Vext> : Hit logging company has torn down more rainforest than any other!
17:33 <Backfire> : Can I call my army of ugly, obese men that are in love with me to fight him?
17:33 <Vext> : and they fuel the fires with BABIES
17:33 <Backfire> : BASTARDS
17:33 <Vext> : yes, yes you can
17:33 <Backfire> : THEY MUST BE STOPPED
17:33 <Backfire> : Good
17:34 <Backfire> : SO
17:34 <Backfire> : THEY'RE BURNING BABIES
17:34 <Backfire> : WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM
17:34 <Backfire> : LETS GO CAP'N
17:34 <Vext> : yes! AND kittens and puppies!
17:34 <Backfire> : HEAAARTTTTT
17:35 *Backfire calls a large army of obese men fucking each other to the fire
17:35 <Vext> : CAPTAINNNNNNNN PLANETTTTTTTT!!!!!! *runs the wrong direction*
17:35 <Backfire> : THE FIRE WILL BURN THEM
17:35 <Backfire> : AND THEN
17:35 <Backfire> : THE FIRE WILL BE GONE
17:35 <Backfire> : HUWWAHHH
17:35 <Backfire> : (fire gets bigger)
17:35 <Backfire> : OH GOD
17:35 <Backfire> : I WILL SACRIFICE MYSELF
17:35 <Backfire> : HEAARRT
17:36 *Backfire runs into the fire and dies
17:36 <Vext> : NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Also, pancakes and sad clowns.]