Fucking friends.

maal

Topic Starter

maal 2011-03-17T21:54:51+00:00

Friends these days are nothing than worthless! First being their bestfriend for 14 years, a girl comes into the image. He see's her for 2 hours, 'cuz she was visiting me. He starts to talk to her a lot. 6 months later bestfriend was replaced with this girl. Bestfriend complains to girl telling her that she's a stealing cunt, and shouldn't really call him, "Her bestfriend" when they've known each other for 6 months, only texted, and only seen each other for 2 hours. Girl blames bestfriend, for not being nice. Girl is obviously a fag and stupid. Bestfriend sits here writing this now.

Tl;dr: Friend is a cock-blocker.

What do?

winber1

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winber1 2011-03-17T22:03:07+00:00

gotta use that walrus face

my code doesn't work still

Cuddlebun

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Cuddlebun 2011-03-17T22:19:23+00:00

that paragraph could probably be worded better, I'm slightly confused

Pokebis

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Pokebis 2011-03-17T22:40:42+00:00

People are dumb and I've known this for a while.

It ends.

SapphireGhost

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SapphireGhost 2011-03-17T22:41:36+00:00

No.

I am no longer active here, but I'll check in sometimes!
See my userpage for more information about my inactivity.
Love yourself and reserve judgement on others.

Natteke

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Natteke 2011-03-17T23:40:58+00:00

Pokebis wrote:
People are dumb and I've known this for a while.

duh

Vext_old

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Vext_old 2011-03-18T02:18:45+00:00

Have you tried hitting them with a hammer?

Lizzehb

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Lizzehb 2011-03-18T02:28:27+00:00

Vext wrote:
Have you tried hitting them with a hammer?

^This

"I have seen the dragon."

Rantai

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Rantai 2011-03-18T03:30:34+00:00

What's a friend?

Always lurking.

SapphireGhost

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SapphireGhost 2011-03-18T03:32:09+00:00

Lizzehb wrote:
Vext wrote:
Have you tried hitting them with a hammer?
^This

^This

I am no longer active here, but I'll check in sometimes!
See my userpage for more information about my inactivity.
Love yourself and reserve judgement on others.

Rena-chan

Rena-chan 2011-03-18T04:51:47+00:00

-/6_o/- Slap their shit.

Mara

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Mara 2011-03-18T06:02:02+00:00

Rantai wrote:
What's a friend?

Enemy.

Faust

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Faust 2011-03-18T06:05:25+00:00

Time to cry a river.

Shellghost

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Shellghost 2011-03-18T06:13:12+00:00

I suggest rape.

awp wrote:
I mean, Off Topic is basically a giant trash can, but I'd still get pretty angry if I saw someone taking a shit in my trash can.

NotShinta

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NotShinta 2011-03-18T15:41:07+00:00

I wish I was fucking friends.

It's showtime!

mm201

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mm201 2011-03-18T15:48:09+00:00

Cuddlebun wrote:
that paragraph could probably be worded better, I'm slightly confused

^

Who's who? Please stop using cryptic names. How many boys are in this picture?

Glass

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Glass 2011-03-18T17:22:41+00:00

so you're the girl in this right

NoHitter

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NoHitter 2011-03-18T17:24:29+00:00

Tell friend the situation the best friend is in.

RIP Modding

intermu

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intermu 2011-03-18T17:36:04+00:00

Pokebis wrote:
People are dumb and I've known this for a while.

you don't say

maal

Topic Starter

maal 2011-03-18T18:54:23+00:00

Bestfriend = Me.
Friend = That guy that was my bestfriend.
Girl = Some ugly hala.

mm201

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mm201 2011-03-18T19:27:36+00:00

Characters: 1 turkey, 1 elephant, 1 lady "girl", 1 peasant "friend", 1 prince "bestfriend".

Emaal wrote:
First being their bestfriend for 14 years, a girl comes into the image.

Enter the Lady, who has been friends with Turkey and Elephant for 14 years.

Emaal wrote:
He see's her for 2 hours, 'cuz she was visiting me. He starts to talk to her a lot.

Lady goes to visit The Prince at his castle, finds a Peasant there and they become involved.

Emaal wrote:
6 months later bestfriend was replaced with this girl.

== 6 months pass. ==
Lady siezes control of the Prince's castle.

Emaal wrote:
Bestfriend complains to girl telling her that she's a stealing cunt

The Prince sends his legion of knights to reclaim his castle from the Lady.

Emaal wrote:
and shouldn't really call him, "Her bestfriend" when they've known each other for 6 months, only texted, and only seen each other for 2 hours.

The Prince makes the rather obvious statement that he doesn't get along very well with the Lady.

Emaal wrote:
Girl blames bestfriend, for not being nice.

The Lady says it's the Prince's fault that his castle fell. If he was nicer to her, she wouldn't have captured it.

Emaal wrote:
Girl is obviously a fag and stupid.

An age of tyrany and darkness follows.

Emaal wrote:
Bestfriend sits here writing this now.

The Prince consults the Oracle of osu! for guidance on how to restore peace to his kingdom.

Please correct me if I've gotten any details wrong.

Shiirn

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Shiirn 2011-03-19T02:34:02+00:00

MetalMario201 wrote:
tldr

You got their genders wrong.

If you can see this it means I'm posting outside of the mapping forums and you should take anything I said with heaps of salt, or as purely intended for humor.

Shellghost

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Shellghost 2011-03-19T03:12:27+00:00

MetalMario201 wrote:
Please correct me if I've gotten any details wrong.

I'm sorry, i was laughing too much to worry about details.

awp wrote:
I mean, Off Topic is basically a giant trash can, but I'd still get pretty angry if I saw someone taking a shit in my trash can.

Mashley

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Mashley 2011-03-19T07:05:22+00:00

Cool story, bro

SapphireGhost

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SapphireGhost 2011-03-19T08:19:38+00:00

This is like Alice in Wonderland

I am no longer active here, but I'll check in sometimes!
See my userpage for more information about my inactivity.
Love yourself and reserve judgement on others.

Vish024

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Vish024 2011-03-20T04:36:58+00:00

Emaal wrote:
Friends these days are nothing than worthless! First being their bestfriend for 14 years, a girl comes into the image. He see's her for 2 hours, 'cuz she was visiting me. He starts to talk to her a lot. 6 months later bestfriend was replaced with this girl. Bestfriend complains to girl telling her that she's a stealing cunt, and shouldn't really call him, "Her bestfriend" when they've known each other for 6 months, only texted, and only seen each other for 2 hours. Girl blames bestfriend, for not being nice. Girl is obviously a fag and stupid. Bestfriend sits here writing this now.

Tl;dr: Friend is a cock-blocker.

What do?

Kid, there are plenty more fish in the sea. You can't call someone your "friend" if they don't qualify as one. I'm sure there are loads of Danish hotties around where you live. If not, don't worry, Micheal Laudrup is your friend.

Show me a perfect community and I'll show you a pig that can fly.

Rena-chan

Rena-chan 2011-03-20T06:41:31+00:00

Shellghost wrote:
MetalMario201 wrote:
Please correct me if I've gotten any details wrong.
I'm sorry, i was laughing too much to worry about details.

This.

maal

Topic Starter

maal 2011-03-20T08:59:54+00:00

LaVolpe024 wrote:
Emaal wrote:
Friends these days are nothing than worthless! First being their bestfriend for 14 years, a girl comes into the image. He see's her for 2 hours, 'cuz she was visiting me. He starts to talk to her a lot. 6 months later bestfriend was replaced with this girl. Bestfriend complains to girl telling her that she's a stealing cunt, and shouldn't really call him, "Her bestfriend" when they've known each other for 6 months, only texted, and only seen each other for 2 hours. Girl blames bestfriend, for not being nice. Girl is obviously a fag and stupid. Bestfriend sits here writing this now.

Tl;dr: Friend is a cock-blocker.

What do?
Kid, there are plenty more fish in the sea. You can't call someone your "friend" if they don't qualify as one. I'm sure there are loads of Danish hotties around where you live. If not, don't worry, Micheal Laudrup is your friend.

I have his autograph. U Jelly?

FisHie_old

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FisHie_old 2011-03-20T13:49:17+00:00

INFIDEL!

Lizzehb

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Lizzehb 2011-03-20T19:34:59+00:00

LaVolpe024 wrote:
Kid, there are plenty more fish in the sea. You can't call someone your "friend" if they don't qualify as one. I'm sure there are loads of Danish hotties around where you live. If not, don't worry, Micheal Laudrup is your friend.

I just learned that there's plenty more fish in the sea thing myself. It's really hard to think that way when you really like someone, but just last night I had to tell a guy to pretty much fuck off if he keeps treating me the was he does. You have to just tell yourself "Well, that didn't work. On to the next one!" You don't want someone like that anyway. find a new girl and find some new friends! I love you Emaal and I'm sure it's not going to be that hard for you. (tee hee hard, like Danzai.)

"I have seen the dragon."

Vish024

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Vish024 2011-03-21T02:30:26+00:00